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mallory. poet and "critic at large". used to play music, might do it again. writing reviews and things at malloryelliott.substack.com
I've been struggling to write a review worth posting, but half-drafted stuff on my docket includes Emily Zhou's "Girlfriends", Part II of Louise Weard's "Castration Movie", Hannah Baer's "Trans Girl Suicide Museum, Vera Drew's "The People's Joker", and the anthology "Gendertrash from Hell"—
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I've been struggling to write a review worth posting, but half-drafted stuff on my docket includes Emily Zhou's "Girlfriends", Part II of Louise Weard's "Castration Movie", Hannah Baer's "Trans Girl Suicide Museum, Vera Drew's "The People's Joker", and the anthology "Gendertrash from Hell"—
this is actually the plot of my novel
tonight at ten: a local trans woman thought she was an annoying guy but would be a cool woman; she became an annoying woman
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
this is actually the plot of my novel
fellas have you ever felt like this
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
fellas have you ever felt like this
sad that my partner who has good taste doesn't want to see wicked pt. 2 with me
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
sad that my partner who has good taste doesn't want to see wicked pt. 2 with me
my dad may be talking to me again? bad news for democrats!
I think maybe Democrats could get the House in 2026 or my dad could start talking to me again, but probably not both
November 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
my dad may be talking to me again? bad news for democrats!
*talking about shallots* yeah it's a pretty obscure kind of onion, you've probably never heard of it
November 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
*talking about shallots* yeah it's a pretty obscure kind of onion, you've probably never heard of it
every woman under 25 talks like daria now, it's awesome
November 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
every woman under 25 talks like daria now, it's awesome
"communist" and "anarchist" feel totally washed/beyond rehabilitation as terms after years of use by their adherents' enemies to denote totalitarianism and nihilism, respectively. I prefer "egalitarian," which, while equally vague, is at least not associated w/ a demonized historic leftist project
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"communist" and "anarchist" feel totally washed/beyond rehabilitation as terms after years of use by their adherents' enemies to denote totalitarianism and nihilism, respectively. I prefer "egalitarian," which, while equally vague, is at least not associated w/ a demonized historic leftist project
rachel sennott is the people's margaret qualley
November 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
rachel sennott is the people's margaret qualley
true weezer fans know that they didn't make any albums after pinkerton—they all died in a plane crash and were replaced by imposters, after which it was discovered—despite the attempts Geffen Records to suppress the info—that they had appointed the band Ozma as their successors in case of emergency
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
true weezer fans know that they didn't make any albums after pinkerton—they all died in a plane crash and were replaced by imposters, after which it was discovered—despite the attempts Geffen Records to suppress the info—that they had appointed the band Ozma as their successors in case of emergency
sinner-alcaraz is very much an edward-jacob kinda thing
November 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
sinner-alcaraz is very much an edward-jacob kinda thing
looking forward to magic the gathering's next licensed set based on the classic sitcom "Taxi". i think the card "Latka Gravas, Foreign Mechanic" is really going to disrupt the Commander scene
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
looking forward to magic the gathering's next licensed set based on the classic sitcom "Taxi". i think the card "Latka Gravas, Foreign Mechanic" is really going to disrupt the Commander scene
friendly reminder that between 10% and 20% of apparent "performative males" are actually repressed trans women who genuinely like that girl shit 😇
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
friendly reminder that between 10% and 20% of apparent "performative males" are actually repressed trans women who genuinely like that girl shit 😇
"hella" is the "wicked" of california
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"hella" is the "wicked" of california
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i had a dream that i was pariah the doll and i decided to re-transition and go woke and i was traipsing around NYC with three lil dogs
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
i had a dream that i was pariah the doll and i decided to re-transition and go woke and i was traipsing around NYC with three lil dogs
who else is still in bed this tuesday morn bein cute w/ their nonbinary girlfriend
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
who else is still in bed this tuesday morn bein cute w/ their nonbinary girlfriend
I think maybe Democrats could get the House in 2026 or my dad could start talking to me again, but probably not both
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I think maybe Democrats could get the House in 2026 or my dad could start talking to me again, but probably not both
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clouds taste metallic is the best flaming lips album
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
clouds taste metallic is the best flaming lips album
DO NOT date a photographer, she will make you stare directly into the sun with your blue eyes because it "looks so pretty"
November 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
DO NOT date a photographer, she will make you stare directly into the sun with your blue eyes because it "looks so pretty"
wait i just learned that in later pokemon games there are attacks like "baby doll eyes" and "fake tears" and "mean look," no wonder trans girls like pokemon so much
November 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
wait i just learned that in later pokemon games there are attacks like "baby doll eyes" and "fake tears" and "mean look," no wonder trans girls like pokemon so much
reading a poem for my sister's wedding (photo: Amber Garrett/ambergarettphoto.com)
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
reading a poem for my sister's wedding (photo: Amber Garrett/ambergarettphoto.com)
if i had a big enough internet posse to raise out-of-pocket trans surgery money i would be sorely tempted to use it for something else once i actually had it
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
if i had a big enough internet posse to raise out-of-pocket trans surgery money i would be sorely tempted to use it for something else once i actually had it
me logging onto this fucking web site
November 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
me logging onto this fucking web site