just happy to be new year 🥂🎉
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mallory. poet and "critic at large". used to play music, might do it again. writing reviews and things at malloryelliott.substack.com
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A Bushwick Version of The Divine Comedy
For the third chapter of Castration Movie, Louise Weard relocates to New York and doubles down on her painfully necessary satire of 21st century transfeminine life.
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Here's my review of Castration Movie Pt. 2, and also the first thing I've posted to Substack since May. It's a long one, and I considered breaking it into two posts, but that would sort of be against the spirit of this thing, wouldn't it? 😇
i feel like such an innocent on here seeing kids subtweeting each other like "i swear to god the snorfing community is becoming so toxic" or "sorry, i don't think it's controversial to think flurp is weird"
January 13, 2026 at 12:31 AM
i feel like such an innocent on here seeing kids subtweeting each other like "i swear to god the snorfing community is becoming so toxic" or "sorry, i don't think it's controversial to think flurp is weird"
call me old fashioned but i think you gotta believe it's either okay to kill protesters or it's not. and i would say you should choose "not"
January 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
call me old fashioned but i think you gotta believe it's either okay to kill protesters or it's not. and i would say you should choose "not"
people pleasers when the people frustrator joins the therapy group
January 12, 2026 at 3:21 PM
people pleasers when the people frustrator joins the therapy group
i only follow people who say funny or smart things but with trans women sometimes that feels like reading Playboy for the articles
January 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
i only follow people who say funny or smart things but with trans women sometimes that feels like reading Playboy for the articles
me after having two and a half helpings
January 11, 2026 at 1:32 AM
me after having two and a half helpings
too many of you have not begun to face the reality of your class interests
January 10, 2026 at 9:37 PM
too many of you have not begun to face the reality of your class interests
they murdered a woman whose last name was literally Good
January 10, 2026 at 8:04 PM
they murdered a woman whose last name was literally Good
whether trans women should discuss their bad behavior toward women when they were men
if your current project became the Next Big Thing, what would the discourse about it be like?
January 10, 2026 at 7:22 PM
whether trans women should discuss their bad behavior toward women when they were men
you've triggered your last lib buddy
January 10, 2026 at 5:08 AM
you've triggered your last lib buddy
it is perhaps in many cases a distinction without a difference, but i don't think liberals lack a "material analysis" (whatever people mean by that) so much as they just have a bad one. and frankly, so do a lot of marxists
January 10, 2026 at 12:24 AM
it is perhaps in many cases a distinction without a difference, but i don't think liberals lack a "material analysis" (whatever people mean by that) so much as they just have a bad one. and frankly, so do a lot of marxists
this is one of the weirdest pages in a very beautiful and whimsical book lol
DID YOU GNOME: although the female gnome has a substantial bosom, decreased gravity (at her height) allows her to go through life unencumbered by a brassiere
January 10, 2026 at 12:15 AM
this is one of the weirdest pages in a very beautiful and whimsical book lol
guys what am i gonna do about my gen z gf smdh
January 10, 2026 at 12:11 AM
guys what am i gonna do about my gen z gf smdh
i've felt this way for a really long time. often these slogans are meant to imply specific policy proposals, but they tend to float away from those ideas into the cultural aether, where they can simultaneously end up sounding both like vague platitudes and far more radical than originally intended
My thoughts on below: I’m a huge fan of saying things about how you hate something that don’t use the words of other people.
I’m just kind of anti sloganeering as a concept, that’s just my personal taste.
See: “keep it in the ground” “green new deal” “clean energy”
I’m just kind of anti sloganeering as a concept, that’s just my personal taste.
See: “keep it in the ground” “green new deal” “clean energy”
Continue to think that saying “abolish ICE” without explaining how you’ll enforce the law is a trap, but boosting this
January 9, 2026 at 9:57 PM
i've felt this way for a really long time. often these slogans are meant to imply specific policy proposals, but they tend to float away from those ideas into the cultural aether, where they can simultaneously end up sounding both like vague platitudes and far more radical than originally intended
i tragically shrunk this dress in the wash but i loved it so much i just bought another one 💀
January 9, 2026 at 3:18 PM
i tragically shrunk this dress in the wash but i loved it so much i just bought another one 💀
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lemon juggling
January 8, 2026 at 4:11 AM
lemon juggling
online-poisoned tran complaining that she's too much of a lowbie to get a knock on the door from the FBI
January 7, 2026 at 11:30 PM
online-poisoned tran complaining that she's too much of a lowbie to get a knock on the door from the FBI
cringe normie using AI: wow it loves me so much, maybe i really should try to rob a bank like i always dreamed of...
based anxiety sufferer using AI: it wouldn't be so nice to me if it knew what i'm really like... this can only end in tears. i'm deleting my account
based anxiety sufferer using AI: it wouldn't be so nice to me if it knew what i'm really like... this can only end in tears. i'm deleting my account
January 7, 2026 at 11:16 PM
cringe normie using AI: wow it loves me so much, maybe i really should try to rob a bank like i always dreamed of...
based anxiety sufferer using AI: it wouldn't be so nice to me if it knew what i'm really like... this can only end in tears. i'm deleting my account
based anxiety sufferer using AI: it wouldn't be so nice to me if it knew what i'm really like... this can only end in tears. i'm deleting my account
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Really, ChatGPT is just giving you a luxury experience that is normally only accessible to the rich and powerful -- the experience of filling your life with butt-kissing and sycophancy until you completely lose touch with reality.
January 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Really, ChatGPT is just giving you a luxury experience that is normally only accessible to the rich and powerful -- the experience of filling your life with butt-kissing and sycophancy until you completely lose touch with reality.
it's interesting that they still thought they could fuck with minneapolis
January 7, 2026 at 11:04 PM
it's interesting that they still thought they could fuck with minneapolis
conformity gate theory but for Life of a Showgirl
January 7, 2026 at 6:28 PM
conformity gate theory but for Life of a Showgirl
my romantic obsession with my partner is match only by my inability to remember anything she tells me about her history and daily life
January 7, 2026 at 3:49 AM
my romantic obsession with my partner is match only by my inability to remember anything she tells me about her history and daily life
if it wasn't for Japanese Cartoons, two thirds of you Ladies would still be Gentlemen
January 7, 2026 at 1:44 AM
if it wasn't for Japanese Cartoons, two thirds of you Ladies would still be Gentlemen
my bangs are unusually thick because they are a shield that protects my brain from your thoughts
January 6, 2026 at 5:26 PM
my bangs are unusually thick because they are a shield that protects my brain from your thoughts
gay poet: I'M GAYYYYY
gay audience: wow he's just the best
gay audience: wow he's just the best
January 4, 2026 at 11:10 PM
gay poet: I'M GAYYYYY
gay audience: wow he's just the best
gay audience: wow he's just the best