just turkey to be here 🦃
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mallory. poet and "critic at large". used to play music, might do it again. writing reviews and things at malloryelliott.substack.com
fellas have you ever felt like this
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
fellas have you ever felt like this
it's gonna be a lot of this
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
it's gonna be a lot of this
reading a poem for my sister's wedding (photo: Amber Garrett/ambergarettphoto.com)
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
reading a poem for my sister's wedding (photo: Amber Garrett/ambergarettphoto.com)
i love when i introduce my friends to each other and they all hit it off <3
October 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
i love when i introduce my friends to each other and they all hit it off <3
saw this in an ad on a website, not sure christmas attire should go this hard
October 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
saw this in an ad on a website, not sure christmas attire should go this hard
this is 39
October 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
this is 39
this failed fit check pic has a sinister aura
October 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
this failed fit check pic has a sinister aura
guess they didn't do it
October 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
guess they didn't do it
Who boomers & Xers see when they think of autism versus who younger people see
September 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Who boomers & Xers see when they think of autism versus who younger people see
at the wedding (photos by my partner marjorie, marjoriewilliams.art)
September 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
at the wedding (photos by my partner marjorie, marjoriewilliams.art)
idk but i'm gonna stick with good old fashioned exploitation
September 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
idk but i'm gonna stick with good old fashioned exploitation
continually writing nintendo until they confirm that "jazz jackrabbit" will appear in the next "super smash brothers"
September 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
continually writing nintendo until they confirm that "jazz jackrabbit" will appear in the next "super smash brothers"
summarize the internet in a single sentence
September 13, 2025 at 5:43 AM
summarize the internet in a single sentence
hope this queen is doing great wherever she is
September 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
hope this queen is doing great wherever she is
here i am with my true love :)
September 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
here i am with my true love :)
this is like that one episode of sex and the city where they say the t slur a lot
September 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
this is like that one episode of sex and the city where they say the t slur a lot
there's something terrifying about the idea of a an english seaside resort. like how could it be anything but completely haunted
September 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
there's something terrifying about the idea of a an english seaside resort. like how could it be anything but completely haunted
vintage sale find... if u know u know
August 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
vintage sale find... if u know u know
TIL they made a magic card of carrot cake
August 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
TIL they made a magic card of carrot cake
jk there is a third
August 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
jk there is a third