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aymeric wants to be wifed so bad. brendan reply guy. she/her, 30s
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Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
ok it's december 3 can i knit a hat for my brother in law in time for christmas (aka can i speed knit one next week?) i sure hope so
December 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
the vast majority of my wardrobe is from 6-10 years ago which would be fine except wear and tear so i'm finally starting to replace my most worn items. hey guys. did you know sweatpants can keep you warm
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
getting a wordle 4/6 is like ooh you want me so bad [trips over my own feet but does a perfect somersault]
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Expedition 33
October 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
happy
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 AM
it’s so funny to be like yes i have farmed 4m credits finally spending money to rank up mods

i am poor again
November 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
it’s important this holiday season to bring a 128 oz jar of kimchi with you to the function as your food offering (i am bringing additional food)
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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August 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
ok
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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this fic is gonna be so cool and good when I finally write it
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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“I will do it tomorrow,” said Toad. “Today I will take life easy.”
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
i need to read more scholarly articles about aufidius/coriolanus
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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difficult
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Horses, Peacefully Farting and Snoring
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Look, phone, I *once* typed "the gioididong" when I was trying to get to the Guardian. You really don't have to keep suggesting it.
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 AM
wordle is evil
November 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
want to go HOME and try out POWER WASH SIMULATOR
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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meow
November 19, 2025 at 6:39 AM
they’re calling me the queen of undercooked pasta
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
gw2 on steam deck please :(
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
my friends send me the best gifts!!!
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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receiving worker's comp after getting trapped in the holodeck's blowjob simulator for 37 hours
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
probably the funniest frame ever
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM