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sam, P.E.
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engineer and author
they/them | 27 | brooklyn
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stay tuned for rants about good music, bad tv, air travel, the MTA, and economic survival
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NIGHTS THEY FORGOT is now available in paperback! Order here: a.co/d/3q506Dp
Lowkey spoiler for my next book
2024 was the Year of the Puppygirl, and in 2025 mechsploitation really broke out. thus, i predict the hot new kink for 2026 is: Ancient Rune Magicks
December 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I wrote my book NIGHTS THEY FORGOT in 2024 but set it in 2025, hoping to preempt and examine the paranoia and powerlessness that might be imposed by an incoming fascist government. For the book that I’ll begin drafting tomorrow, I’ll be manifesting some clarity and power instead.

See you in 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 1:41 PM
you are the person closest to your own body: its caretaker but also its harshest critic. some of the faults you see in your body are so invisible to others that they’ll never even be judged, and i believe we owe our bodies some grace for that. now, if you don’t mind, i need to go epilate my knuckles
December 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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paradox boy to pair o' docs girl
December 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
the look of familiarity and then shock when i introduce myself to nyc ppl as “engineer, but not software”
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
i knew adulthood would be expensive but none of you warned me about vanilla extract
December 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
being both mean and kind is like sweet and sour. that’s like. such good sauce
December 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
months ago, i cooked dinner for someone on a first date and they started an HBO Max free trial on my TV to watch a movie after. a few dates later, they ended things over text and said not to reply. so i won’t tell them that i’m watching Heated Rivalry on the HBO Max subscription they never canceled
December 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
the real lesson of stranger things is to leave your tiny hometown at all costs
December 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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did you know u can do nice things for yourself
December 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
locking a humidifier and a dehumidifier in an airtight room and seeing who wins
December 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
when the archaeologists dig up my bones they’re gonna be so confused by the vine references engraved on the inside of my skull
December 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
A highlight of my holiday with family in south central PA was meeting my step-sister’s cousin’s fiancée, who gendered me correctly on what appeared to be sheer instinct. She hesitated so hard that I can only assume she’d never used a singular “they” before. Now there’s a gift that money can’t buy.
December 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Merry fit checks (Eve & today)
December 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
First person to hard-boil an egg probably thought they’d discovered actual magic
December 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
family today is watching an old isekai called It’s a Wonderful Life
December 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Listening to Cavetown today and no one else
December 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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It never ceases to blow my mind that so many tech, sci-fi, futurism backers ended up swinging so far right. Did they entirely miss the point of the sci-fi novels? That identity, self, personal exploration is something we can nurture and grow? It's like instead they said, "no we like the dystopia."
December 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Suffering the consequences of falling in love with a woman who ended up being straight
December 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Welcome to 60 Minutes. Our top story tonight is Snakes: Nature’s Spaghetti
December 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Oh, I have a conflicting driver? On a high-performance computer that’s two weeks old? Let’s freeze and crash in the middle of a Teams call about it
December 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Lenovo would be a beautiful name for a baby boy
December 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Never met a work computer that didn’t love crashing and restarting itself in the middle of a call
December 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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I thought Oklahoma was a musical but apparently its also a football team
December 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
My favorite TV show, Maniac, deals with an experimental AI that’s tasked with eradicating all forms of mental illness. When the lead scientist’s mother asks him how many patients in the AI trial have ended up catatonic, he says: “Zero… roughly.”

Outside of science fiction, that joke doesn’t land.
OpenAI Data Finds Hundreds of Thousands of ChatGPT Users Might Be Suffering Mental Health Crises
The figures may be our clearest insight yet into the scale of alarming episodes of "AI Psychosis" being caused by ChatGPT.
futurism.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM