Buff the NullMooPup 🍉
banner
giantbritishpup.bsky.social
Buff the NullMooPup 🍉
@giantbritishpup.bsky.social
He at work/it during play/they to piss off bigots.

Bigger than you think. No. Bigger than that.

35, amab, London.

Body goal: Action figure.
Personality goal: Himbo with the *good* hugs.
Kinks: *Many*.

Biological limitations are for the uncreative.
Pinned
Hello everyone, if you want to watch the nullo presentation much more easily than before, please enjoy a better encoded version here. kinkyboyspodcast.com/blog/im-just...
I’m just a Hole, Sir! An introduction to Nullo – The Kinkyboys Podcast
kinkyboyspodcast.com
Got side eye by a lady on the street wearing hoodie and leggings and… is it because I was wearing it better?
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Reposted by Buff the NullMooPup 🍉
Bluesky vibe check
May 23, 2023 at 4:52 AM
Reposted by Buff the NullMooPup 🍉
stg, the tectonic shift in culture this post has caused
Fine I'll do it myself (mock up that is)
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I am disproportionately proud of having got the warm water bidet set up in our bathroom.

We shall have the cleanest butts this side of Vauxhall! The bottoms of Hunter and Pleasuredrome shall gaze upon us with envy and the tops shall with hunger!

(It’s a tough week. Let me have this.)
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Reposted by Buff the NullMooPup 🍉
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Let us mourn Dick Cheney for the exact same amount of time he mourned every child, and every innocent civilian killed by his decisions.
-
And now the weather!
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
@banjostuie.bsky.social

You can get actual jiggles.

YOU CAN GET ACTUAL JIGGIES.
Happy Halloween GUH-HUH! 1
November 1, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Reposted by Buff the NullMooPup 🍉
this scarecrow's got brains AND brawn! 🧑‍🌾

Tanner all dressed up for the occasion; Happy Halloween, everybody! 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Hey Brits! If you want to get a keffiyeh from hirbawi, their restock goes live at 4pm sharp. kufiya dot org (Arabic does not romanise easily, both spellings are widely accepted)

Last 3 restocks sold out in less than 5 minutes, so I’m going to be stalking the website.

I feel like a Supreme fanboy…
October 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Hypothesis for the audience.
Attractiveness.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder” sure. But I was always raised believing that meant that beauty was subjective, and that there’s no one absolute and objective set of measurements and colour swatches that demarcate beauty.
I think I was wrong.
October 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Reposted by Buff the NullMooPup 🍉
July 29, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Oh no…
The sling makes a really good one person blanket fort.
Oh I’m going to need to get a huge patterned sheet to hang over it and fairy lights for inside when I want it to go from kink to cozy aren’t I?

It’s already proven to be a great clothes horse for drying laundry, now it’s got a third use!
October 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Heh… despite it all.
I know the surgery is this week.
May it be easy and uncomplicated.
May the meds work and the pain peak at minor discomfort.
May the results be everything you hoped for.
May you find your happiness and your peace in your true body.

I hope it brings you bliss

Good luck out there
October 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Reposted by Buff the NullMooPup 🍉
When you are pure of heart no amount of earnestness is Cringe. When you are a malevolent little freak no amount of sarcasm is enough to make you cool
Vibe shift in the culture towards earnestness
October 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Hello everyone, if you want to watch the nullo presentation much more easily than before, please enjoy a better encoded version here. kinkyboyspodcast.com/blog/im-just...
I’m just a Hole, Sir! An introduction to Nullo – The Kinkyboys Podcast
kinkyboyspodcast.com
October 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I will not stand for this misremembering of history! Pretending Alfredo di Lelio was anything other than an ICON of the feeder kink is slander!
If you show off the inventor of fettuccine Alfredo, you do so properly: with him grabbing a fistful of his creation and shoving it into his guests’ faces! 😜
No. I’m sorry.
You show this feeder icon the proper respect or you don’t show him at all.

He is to be remembered grabbing handfuls of pasta and shoving them in people’s faces, like he would have wanted!

I want statues of a bare hand grabbing fettuccine and force feeding a grateful America!
October 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Reposted by Buff the NullMooPup 🍉
Play nice now, Bull!
The new addition, Yuto, had no idea what was in store for him on the farm 👀 #bull #yuto #luke
April 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The alt text on the flag!!!
On the occasion of Margaret Thatcher's 100th birthday, I hope everyone here will join me in raising a toast to her still being dead
October 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I know it sounds so minor.
But it’s true. It’s the foundation everything else builds from, and that makes it shockingly important.

The most healing bit of all of this was being taken seriously. Was going to someone with authority and them saying “Actually, that is bad. Let’s see what we can do.”
October 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Reposted by Buff the NullMooPup 🍉
It’s pronounced cyclist.
October 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Oh I definitely need B.
For the obvious reasons, but also because I think that would be intimidating as heck when I’m pinning a guy down and shoving my hoof inside him.
✨ Bull Hood Update: New designs alert! ✨

Our first Silicone Gasmask Bull Hood designs are ready! 🐂
Which one do you prefer—A or B? 💬
Or drop your dream ideas in the comments! 💭

❤️ 🔁 The more love this post gets, the faster we can make your favorite!

#Pupjoi #BullHood #FreshDrop #SiliconeGear
October 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Anyway! Enough of that.

It’s the weekend! Who’s putting what in whose butts? 😁
October 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
My goodness that was eventful.
I found out who it was.
They used their primary gmail as the recovery email for their harassment account.

Given that, I was able to get a restraining order. Turns out, what they did is legally called “domestic violence.”

I’m hoping they finally leave me alone.
October 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Hey everyone! New political compass just dropped. Anyone good at making buzz feed quizzes?
I had to put together this chart to explain to one of my D&D groups how I categorize new players but I feel it actually has broader utility
October 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Hey, Birmingham…?
MINOTAUR IS READY TO LIGHT UP NEW YORK COMIC CON
October 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM