Buff the NullMooPup 🍉
@giantbritishpup.bsky.social
He at work/it during play/they to piss off bigots.
Bigger than you think. No. Bigger than that.
35, amab, London.
Body goal: Action figure.
Personality goal: Himbo with the *good* hugs.
Kinks: *Many*.
Biological limitations are for the uncreative.
Bigger than you think. No. Bigger than that.
35, amab, London.
Body goal: Action figure.
Personality goal: Himbo with the *good* hugs.
Kinks: *Many*.
Biological limitations are for the uncreative.
Got side eye by a lady on the street wearing hoodie and leggings and… is it because I was wearing it better?
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Got side eye by a lady on the street wearing hoodie and leggings and… is it because I was wearing it better?
I am disproportionately proud of having got the warm water bidet set up in our bathroom.
We shall have the cleanest butts this side of Vauxhall! The bottoms of Hunter and Pleasuredrome shall gaze upon us with envy and the tops shall with hunger!
(It’s a tough week. Let me have this.)
We shall have the cleanest butts this side of Vauxhall! The bottoms of Hunter and Pleasuredrome shall gaze upon us with envy and the tops shall with hunger!
(It’s a tough week. Let me have this.)
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I am disproportionately proud of having got the warm water bidet set up in our bathroom.
We shall have the cleanest butts this side of Vauxhall! The bottoms of Hunter and Pleasuredrome shall gaze upon us with envy and the tops shall with hunger!
(It’s a tough week. Let me have this.)
We shall have the cleanest butts this side of Vauxhall! The bottoms of Hunter and Pleasuredrome shall gaze upon us with envy and the tops shall with hunger!
(It’s a tough week. Let me have this.)
Seen? Yup
Acquired? Yup
Hit? Ow
Penetrated? Went straight past all my shields?
Killed? 💀
Congratulations! You cut all the way through the survivability onion!
Acquired? Yup
Hit? Ow
Penetrated? Went straight past all my shields?
Killed? 💀
Congratulations! You cut all the way through the survivability onion!
October 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Seen? Yup
Acquired? Yup
Hit? Ow
Penetrated? Went straight past all my shields?
Killed? 💀
Congratulations! You cut all the way through the survivability onion!
Acquired? Yup
Hit? Ow
Penetrated? Went straight past all my shields?
Killed? 💀
Congratulations! You cut all the way through the survivability onion!
If it works person to person, and it works person to audience, and it even works photograph to person…
Then is it universal?
And am I even saying anything that isn’t obvious? If we’ve known that attraction doesn’t have to come from appearance since we were kids?
Then is it universal?
And am I even saying anything that isn’t obvious? If we’ve known that attraction doesn’t have to come from appearance since we were kids?
October 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
If it works person to person, and it works person to audience, and it even works photograph to person…
Then is it universal?
And am I even saying anything that isn’t obvious? If we’ve known that attraction doesn’t have to come from appearance since we were kids?
Then is it universal?
And am I even saying anything that isn’t obvious? If we’ve known that attraction doesn’t have to come from appearance since we were kids?
Oh no…
The sling makes a really good one person blanket fort.
Oh I’m going to need to get a huge patterned sheet to hang over it and fairy lights for inside when I want it to go from kink to cozy aren’t I?
It’s already proven to be a great clothes horse for drying laundry, now it’s got a third use!
The sling makes a really good one person blanket fort.
Oh I’m going to need to get a huge patterned sheet to hang over it and fairy lights for inside when I want it to go from kink to cozy aren’t I?
It’s already proven to be a great clothes horse for drying laundry, now it’s got a third use!
October 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Oh no…
The sling makes a really good one person blanket fort.
Oh I’m going to need to get a huge patterned sheet to hang over it and fairy lights for inside when I want it to go from kink to cozy aren’t I?
It’s already proven to be a great clothes horse for drying laundry, now it’s got a third use!
The sling makes a really good one person blanket fort.
Oh I’m going to need to get a huge patterned sheet to hang over it and fairy lights for inside when I want it to go from kink to cozy aren’t I?
It’s already proven to be a great clothes horse for drying laundry, now it’s got a third use!
No. I’m sorry.
You show this feeder icon the proper respect or you don’t show him at all.
He is to be remembered grabbing handfuls of pasta and shoving them in people’s faces, like he would have wanted!
I want statues of a bare hand grabbing fettuccine and force feeding a grateful America!
You show this feeder icon the proper respect or you don’t show him at all.
He is to be remembered grabbing handfuls of pasta and shoving them in people’s faces, like he would have wanted!
I want statues of a bare hand grabbing fettuccine and force feeding a grateful America!
October 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
No. I’m sorry.
You show this feeder icon the proper respect or you don’t show him at all.
He is to be remembered grabbing handfuls of pasta and shoving them in people’s faces, like he would have wanted!
I want statues of a bare hand grabbing fettuccine and force feeding a grateful America!
You show this feeder icon the proper respect or you don’t show him at all.
He is to be remembered grabbing handfuls of pasta and shoving them in people’s faces, like he would have wanted!
I want statues of a bare hand grabbing fettuccine and force feeding a grateful America!
My goodness that was eventful.
I found out who it was.
They used their primary gmail as the recovery email for their harassment account.
Given that, I was able to get a restraining order. Turns out, what they did is legally called “domestic violence.”
I’m hoping they finally leave me alone.
I found out who it was.
They used their primary gmail as the recovery email for their harassment account.
Given that, I was able to get a restraining order. Turns out, what they did is legally called “domestic violence.”
I’m hoping they finally leave me alone.
October 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My goodness that was eventful.
I found out who it was.
They used their primary gmail as the recovery email for their harassment account.
Given that, I was able to get a restraining order. Turns out, what they did is legally called “domestic violence.”
I’m hoping they finally leave me alone.
I found out who it was.
They used their primary gmail as the recovery email for their harassment account.
Given that, I was able to get a restraining order. Turns out, what they did is legally called “domestic violence.”
I’m hoping they finally leave me alone.
You know what?
If you want to feel less powerless, remind yourself of your power, right?
I’d say this is a good display of size and power, right?
If you want to feel less powerless, remind yourself of your power, right?
I’d say this is a good display of size and power, right?
October 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
You know what?
If you want to feel less powerless, remind yourself of your power, right?
I’d say this is a good display of size and power, right?
If you want to feel less powerless, remind yourself of your power, right?
I’d say this is a good display of size and power, right?
Anyway!
Locktober for everyone else.
Holetober for me.
In my shiny new bedroom! 😁😁😁
Locktober for everyone else.
Holetober for me.
In my shiny new bedroom! 😁😁😁
October 1, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Anyway!
Locktober for everyone else.
Holetober for me.
In my shiny new bedroom! 😁😁😁
Locktober for everyone else.
Holetober for me.
In my shiny new bedroom! 😁😁😁
Hahaha! I’ve actually done this for a stage show before too!
September 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Hahaha! I’ve actually done this for a stage show before too!
Doesn’t look anything like him.
September 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Doesn’t look anything like him.
The fact I’ve been here this long and never posted this needed to be rectified! 😁
Remember kids! Never skip legs day!
Remember kids! Never skip legs day!
September 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The fact I’ve been here this long and never posted this needed to be rectified! 😁
Remember kids! Never skip legs day!
Remember kids! Never skip legs day!
Follow MEEEEEEE instead! 😜
Your friendly AMAB transatlantic he/they/it nullo powerlifter anarcho-syndicalist!
The gym makes us strong, but the union makes us stronger!
Your friendly AMAB transatlantic he/they/it nullo powerlifter anarcho-syndicalist!
The gym makes us strong, but the union makes us stronger!
September 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Follow MEEEEEEE instead! 😜
Your friendly AMAB transatlantic he/they/it nullo powerlifter anarcho-syndicalist!
The gym makes us strong, but the union makes us stronger!
Your friendly AMAB transatlantic he/they/it nullo powerlifter anarcho-syndicalist!
The gym makes us strong, but the union makes us stronger!
Good Sir, I challenge you to a Thigh-Off!
Watermelons at Dawn!
There will be a mass swooning event from Soho to Paris!
Watermelons at Dawn!
There will be a mass swooning event from Soho to Paris!
September 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Good Sir, I challenge you to a Thigh-Off!
Watermelons at Dawn!
There will be a mass swooning event from Soho to Paris!
Watermelons at Dawn!
There will be a mass swooning event from Soho to Paris!
Whoever looked up my bio-father, found his work, called his work, and tried to set him on me?
Can you not?
That’s far beyond the line.
I can deal with people pouring their vitriol at me. I built a tolerance to that. I can take it.
But if you know his name, you know what he did to me.
Don’t.
Can you not?
That’s far beyond the line.
I can deal with people pouring their vitriol at me. I built a tolerance to that. I can take it.
But if you know his name, you know what he did to me.
Don’t.
September 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Whoever looked up my bio-father, found his work, called his work, and tried to set him on me?
Can you not?
That’s far beyond the line.
I can deal with people pouring their vitriol at me. I built a tolerance to that. I can take it.
But if you know his name, you know what he did to me.
Don’t.
Can you not?
That’s far beyond the line.
I can deal with people pouring their vitriol at me. I built a tolerance to that. I can take it.
But if you know his name, you know what he did to me.
Don’t.
Only if you’re at least this adorable!
September 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Only if you’re at least this adorable!
Ok. Take this, and take it to its logical conclusion. Then add some dehydration madness to me as the observer.
August 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Ok. Take this, and take it to its logical conclusion. Then add some dehydration madness to me as the observer.
My objectification kink has gone too far. My brain is rotted. My lust is twisted. It even flags red.
August 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
My objectification kink has gone too far. My brain is rotted. My lust is twisted. It even flags red.
Through kindness, patience, justice, bravery, perseverance, integrity, and determination, you can change the world.
Together. We can change the world.
The world seeks to shatter you into pieces. Refuse. Re-fuse. And keep going.
You only lose when you give up.
Together. We can change the world.
The world seeks to shatter you into pieces. Refuse. Re-fuse. And keep going.
You only lose when you give up.
July 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Through kindness, patience, justice, bravery, perseverance, integrity, and determination, you can change the world.
Together. We can change the world.
The world seeks to shatter you into pieces. Refuse. Re-fuse. And keep going.
You only lose when you give up.
Together. We can change the world.
The world seeks to shatter you into pieces. Refuse. Re-fuse. And keep going.
You only lose when you give up.
These are most definitely consolation uppies for losing two rounds of MtG to me, and definitely not something I’ve wanted to do to @valravn11.bsky.social for ages.
July 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
These are most definitely consolation uppies for losing two rounds of MtG to me, and definitely not something I’ve wanted to do to @valravn11.bsky.social for ages.
Bike’s targeted marketing is laser fucking targeted today.
God dammit I don’t need more clothes right now!
God dammit I don’t need more clothes right now!
July 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Bike’s targeted marketing is laser fucking targeted today.
God dammit I don’t need more clothes right now!
God dammit I don’t need more clothes right now!
Happy Non-Binary Day from your favourite 6’2” 345lb Transatlantic He/It/They!
July 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Happy Non-Binary Day from your favourite 6’2” 345lb Transatlantic He/It/They!
Movie nights are better in uniform, don’t you agree?
July 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Movie nights are better in uniform, don’t you agree?
Wait. Ones we like or ones we’ve done?
Enjoy: blackout
Done IRL: Blue Hearts. Question mark if anaesthetic counts
Done hypnotically: Yellow Highlighter. Triple Bingo.
Enjoy: blackout
Done IRL: Blue Hearts. Question mark if anaesthetic counts
Done hypnotically: Yellow Highlighter. Triple Bingo.
July 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Wait. Ones we like or ones we’ve done?
Enjoy: blackout
Done IRL: Blue Hearts. Question mark if anaesthetic counts
Done hypnotically: Yellow Highlighter. Triple Bingo.
Enjoy: blackout
Done IRL: Blue Hearts. Question mark if anaesthetic counts
Done hypnotically: Yellow Highlighter. Triple Bingo.
We now return to your regularly scheduled smut.
July 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
We now return to your regularly scheduled smut.