how are we supposed to believe this guy is an expert in friendship when he clearly doesn’t have any friends close enough to tell him that he looks like life coach for sex offenders

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

what if we turned our campaign donations into mutual aid donations. what could your local food/diaper bank do with the money you spend on congress?

Friends, I need some accounts to follow who are funny and/or dumb fun because while I do check BSky mostly for news, I need some sugar to go with all these bitter pills. Please drop me some recs

BRB, checking the history books to find out whether “tyrant starts redefining peoples’ citizenship status” usually ends well for the Jews

@amochica.bsky.social
In case you haven't seen this adorable interaction

www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2XAWusd/

I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving

I cannot believe that our ghetto ass govn't actually worked together to get rid of a fuckin app. Meanwhile, I can die from eating a mixed salad laced with Listeria or a mass shooting on my way to get it. Man, FUCK YALLL

Many dems believe the pro-Palestine protests have stopped now that Trump has won, and I think I know why.

The media ONLY covered election-related protests. If you consume only mainstream media, you will never hear about the ongoing Palestine protests, including last week's crackdown at NYU.

This dude in previous eras:
"that guy didn't stop totalitarianism, he stopped a tank"
"they didn't stop racism, they sat at a lunch counter"
"they didn't end British rule, they tossed perfectly good tea into the harbor"

@terrible-headcanon.bsky.social ah, there you are! Couldn't find you when I was tracking down everyone else

if you didn’t go to college that’s why you’re poor, also if you did go to college that’s why you’re poor, what are you not getting