Ghostsharklegs 🏺
@ghostsharklegs.bsky.social
Atheist, sayer of snarky things, bisexual, advocate for science, humanism and education, escaped convict from Elon's Twitter (basically Ifunny)
I think an aspect of the whole trans sports thing is that even if everything the fear mongers were saying was true, it's moot because sports aren't fair. Usain Bolt doesn't just want it more than 8 billion people. (1/2)
February 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I think an aspect of the whole trans sports thing is that even if everything the fear mongers were saying was true, it's moot because sports aren't fair. Usain Bolt doesn't just want it more than 8 billion people. (1/2)
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What's even the point of giving him the silly outfit if you're obviously not gonna make him act like skeletor? Are people really gonna love this movie because you captured the look of masters of the universe but not its identity?
February 8, 2026 at 2:26 PM
What's even the point of giving him the silly outfit if you're obviously not gonna make him act like skeletor? Are people really gonna love this movie because you captured the look of masters of the universe but not its identity?
Guys on the internet are so committed to interpreting women in bad faith that y'all will refuse to understand that a woman is joking DURING A STAND UP ROUTINE.
February 6, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Guys on the internet are so committed to interpreting women in bad faith that y'all will refuse to understand that a woman is joking DURING A STAND UP ROUTINE.
I'm gonna plant this flag in the sand: if last week you were an NRA asshole,and this week the fact that he had a gun meant he was a criminal, you are a mindless drone who couldn't think for yourself if your life depended on it. You are a sheep, who will believe whatever lie your masters tell you.
January 28, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I'm gonna plant this flag in the sand: if last week you were an NRA asshole,and this week the fact that he had a gun meant he was a criminal, you are a mindless drone who couldn't think for yourself if your life depended on it. You are a sheep, who will believe whatever lie your masters tell you.
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Liberals: I need you to understand that if you nominate this man, we will NOT vote for him. Period.
You've got three years. Reject him. Because if he's your standard bearer, you lose.
Polite fascism is not an acceptable alternative to fascism.
You've got three years. Reject him. Because if he's your standard bearer, you lose.
Polite fascism is not an acceptable alternative to fascism.
January 16, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Liberals: I need you to understand that if you nominate this man, we will NOT vote for him. Period.
You've got three years. Reject him. Because if he's your standard bearer, you lose.
Polite fascism is not an acceptable alternative to fascism.
You've got three years. Reject him. Because if he's your standard bearer, you lose.
Polite fascism is not an acceptable alternative to fascism.
I know the whole "x is a distraction from y" is a tired take that gets on everybody's nerves, but if it has a grain of truth, it's this: the proper channels for justice are damn slow, and they know that a fire hose of crimes leave no room to litigate any one thing.
January 12, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I know the whole "x is a distraction from y" is a tired take that gets on everybody's nerves, but if it has a grain of truth, it's this: the proper channels for justice are damn slow, and they know that a fire hose of crimes leave no room to litigate any one thing.
It's amazing how we've normalized stealing so fast that open thieves argue that being told to stop stealing would be bad for the theft industry.
“I just don’t know how you go around, asking everyone first. I just don’t see how that would work.”
From May 2025: www.theverge.com/news/674366/...
From May 2025: www.theverge.com/news/674366/...
December 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It's amazing how we've normalized stealing so fast that open thieves argue that being told to stop stealing would be bad for the theft industry.
Well, that's one of the ten plagues down
December 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Well, that's one of the ten plagues down
Tying truck nuts to a belt on the other hand...
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Tying truck nuts to a belt on the other hand...
There's a poetry to hard working, if morally bankrupt, Americans holding up signs asking for fairer wages while their senile leader windges about culture war nonsense.
Trump: "Transgender for every member of your family. If they're not feeling well that night, let's just change their sex."
December 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
There's a poetry to hard working, if morally bankrupt, Americans holding up signs asking for fairer wages while their senile leader windges about culture war nonsense.
10,000 generations managed just fine.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
10,000 generations managed just fine.
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Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
Every Thanksgiving validates my decision to just wait for my older relatives to die rather than come out to them.
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Every Thanksgiving validates my decision to just wait for my older relatives to die rather than come out to them.
It really wasn't that long ago that big tech sold us the present, rather than the future. Sure the iPhone was advertised as the tech of the future, but the pitch was always rooted in what it could do right now. Apple figured out apps and touchscreens were feasible before selling it, not after.
“The 1%, she explained, knows about the power of coaching. But most people don’t have the same access to coaching. That’s what Thrive AI Health strives to address.” 🙄
Arianna Huffington Discusses How AI Can Improve Health at Compelling Perspectives
The founder and CEO of Thrive Global and founder of the Huffington Post explained how “microsteps” are crucial in improving habits and how AI can help.
news.lehigh.edu
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
It really wasn't that long ago that big tech sold us the present, rather than the future. Sure the iPhone was advertised as the tech of the future, but the pitch was always rooted in what it could do right now. Apple figured out apps and touchscreens were feasible before selling it, not after.
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Living by the sword: yes, hahaha, this rules
Dying by the sword: wtf is this shit
Dying by the sword: wtf is this shit
MTG: “.. “I am now being contacted by private security firms with warnings for my safety as a hot bed of threats against me are being fueled and egged on by the most powerful man in the world. .. The man I supported and helped get elected.”
@mediaite.com #GA14
www.mediaite.com/media/news/m...
@mediaite.com #GA14
www.mediaite.com/media/news/m...
November 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Living by the sword: yes, hahaha, this rules
Dying by the sword: wtf is this shit
Dying by the sword: wtf is this shit
Only 30 pieces of silver would have been more on the nose
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Only 30 pieces of silver would have been more on the nose
The tax rate for billionaires should be 100%. You have made enough money for the rest of your life. You are finished.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The tax rate for billionaires should be 100%. You have made enough money for the rest of your life. You are finished.
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Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
It's crazy how these vice president when I was a child is a tiny bit older than the current president.
*DICK CHENEY DEAD AT 84: PUNCHBOWL
November 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
It's crazy how these vice president when I was a child is a tiny bit older than the current president.
The difference being that railroad infrastructure lasts a couple decades. Once the RR was already built, upkeep dropped drastically. Computers don't work that way, so to maintain the machine, it's 1% of the GDP indefinitely.
October 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The difference being that railroad infrastructure lasts a couple decades. Once the RR was already built, upkeep dropped drastically. Computers don't work that way, so to maintain the machine, it's 1% of the GDP indefinitely.
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"Evil is not able to create anything new, it can only distort and destroy what has been invented or made by the forces of good."
- J.R.R. Tolkien
- J.R.R. Tolkien
October 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"Evil is not able to create anything new, it can only distort and destroy what has been invented or made by the forces of good."
- J.R.R. Tolkien
- J.R.R. Tolkien
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Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else
October 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else