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Predictions for 2026:
-Things get worse!
-Things get more stupid!
-Giant meteor strikes Earth, to applause
-Democrats take back the House
-Republicans say they cheated
-Cats remain cute
December 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Parisot (the Director) tells a story about how Tim Allen just started crying after a scene one day

"I don't like these feelings i'm having." Says Tim. "I'm going back to my trailor" and walks off.

There's silence for a second.

"Oh my god." Says Rickman. "I think Tim just experienced acting."
Galaxy Quest - a perfect movie, just a wonderful love letter to actors, sci-fi, Star Trek in particular, and to fandom - really deserves a proper physical release with decent extras. Think Weaver's right that releasing a R-rated cut would be fun, too.
Sigourney Weaver Says She Wishes DreamWorks Released A Director’s Cut Of ‘Galaxy Quest,’ Reminisces On Sequel That Never Came To Pass
Sigourney Weaver reflected on cult classic Galaxy Quest and how she wishes the sci-fi satire had released an R-rated director's cut.
deadline.com
December 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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bari is the standard bearer for the media types who think any journalism that leads the consumer toward a left-wing position must be tempered and balanced until it doesn’t.
December 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Here’s the 60 Minutes video that Bari Weiss & the Trump Admin don’t want you to see:

www.icloud.com/photos/#/icl...
December 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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weissand effect
December 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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I highly recommend watching this segment, not just because the CBS News execs and the White House didn’t want you to, but because these men were tortured and they deserved to have their voices heard.
!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:

is.gd/paU8Ko

(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Would it be fair to question the literacy of this administration as a whole at this point?
I don’t think the law passed by Congress said that DOJ has to release less than 1% of the materials by Dec 19.
December 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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cowboy who stubbed his toe:
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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It's unfair to call me part of the Epstein Class says the guy in the Epstein files.
People are not upset because they think every single member of the American elite is a mass rapist. They're upset because elites downplay and excuse mass rape while obscuring their ties to the rapists — *precisely the thing Brooks did in his column.*
December 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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I feel like that makes it worse, bc it underscores that it's not just (using just loosely) RFK Jr randomly being a conspiracy addled eugenicist wackjob -- this catastrophe was coordinated and had the backing of the conservative legal movement
It is utterly catastrophic that RFK Jr. plans to end CDC recommendations for most childhood vaccines.

It’s a betrayal of science, ethics, compassion, and the people of the United States.

And it was also a specific goal of Project 2025 (page 254).
December 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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We live in a weird time. It’s only right to get weirder yourself
December 20, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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it’s astounding that mitt romney might be the only republican in the entire country to shift a little to the left post-BLM era at the end of trumps first term
December 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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he’s gonna have a hard time falling asleep tonight after all this excitement. i bet he has another weird posting spree, just hours of bizarre reposts of AI videos from bot accounts.
December 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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*tearfully looking up at a portrait of the guy who illegally sold weapons to Iran and used to profits to fund right-wing death squads in Nicaragua*
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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I frew up
December 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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WHY IS THE PRESIDENT YELLING AT ME SO CLOSE TO BEDTIME
December 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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shot/chaser in just 2 sentences
December 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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People who don’t have sisters will never get to know the joy of begging them for advice on what to wear for a job interview, date, or party, then immediately disregarding their advice and wearing something completely different
December 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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The Onion, 23 years ago.

theonion.com/no-blood-for...
December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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The Trump regime in a nutshell: gut critical programs, cause devastating harm, celebrate doing so, and lie about causing harm.

The cruelty is endless.
Trump Officials Celebrated With Cake After Slashing Aid. Then People Died of Cholera.
Behind closed doors in Washington, top advisers made a series of decisions that had devastating repercussions for the po
www.propublica.org
December 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Anyway sorry if you’re a Larian dev and have to deal with your CEO publicly saying you’re cool with AI use, I’d be losing my damn mind
December 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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The ACA isn't just "health care for people who don't have a conventional employer." It also disallows something that was incredibly common 20 years ago, which I fear is getting lost to generational memory: insurance companies could deny you health care for essentially any previous health problem.
I'm dubious about Amazon's commitment to keeping pre-existing conditions a thing of the past.
December 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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insane move to imply that a murderer is your own supporter
December 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM