Your Weird Dad
@geoffotis.bsky.social
Italian baker, bike rider, music maker, horrible painter, sandwich evangelist. A deli on every corner, a bike lane on every street
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
I'm glad the 8pm showing of this rated R movie is the baby day show. I wouldn't want to get scared watching Frankenstein
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I'm glad the 8pm showing of this rated R movie is the baby day show. I wouldn't want to get scared watching Frankenstein
I think one of the hardest lessons I ever learned was "the job will not love you back" and I'm so grateful I got to learn that here. Ten years later and it still feels like my shop, but it never really was
November 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I think one of the hardest lessons I ever learned was "the job will not love you back" and I'm so grateful I got to learn that here. Ten years later and it still feels like my shop, but it never really was
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if you ever say “vote blue no matter who” to me ever again i will punch you in the fucking eye
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
if you ever say “vote blue no matter who” to me ever again i will punch you in the fucking eye
All jazzed up to go vote for the first female governor of VA who already said she won't touch right to work and shit on Zohran LAST NIGHT! Democrats stay winning
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
All jazzed up to go vote for the first female governor of VA who already said she won't touch right to work and shit on Zohran LAST NIGHT! Democrats stay winning
October 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
@quagsire.bsky.social I thought you'd enjoy this picture of buddy, holding a painting of buddy
October 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
@quagsire.bsky.social I thought you'd enjoy this picture of buddy, holding a painting of buddy
Bruins season opener tonight, low of 43 tomorrow, stink bugs all over the backyard. Must be fall
October 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Bruins season opener tonight, low of 43 tomorrow, stink bugs all over the backyard. Must be fall
Please remember to be polite about the shit eating ghoul who wanted your family dead and community destroyed
September 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Please remember to be polite about the shit eating ghoul who wanted your family dead and community destroyed
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Of all the technology being researched and worked on in the world, what are we talking about? How roughly 1,000 men are struggling to find a viable business model for their computer slave god, who's primary use case is voluntary brain atrophy and incinerating VC money.
September 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Of all the technology being researched and worked on in the world, what are we talking about? How roughly 1,000 men are struggling to find a viable business model for their computer slave god, who's primary use case is voluntary brain atrophy and incinerating VC money.
One of my kids friends got him an emergency whistle for his birthday so I'm getting them an LRAD for Christmas. Giddy up jingle horse
September 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
One of my kids friends got him an emergency whistle for his birthday so I'm getting them an LRAD for Christmas. Giddy up jingle horse
I love living in a town small enough where I can turn on the radio and hear my friend's radio show in the middle of the day
August 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I love living in a town small enough where I can turn on the radio and hear my friend's radio show in the middle of the day
Every single person on our 4 man team tested positive for COVID today. First day of classes are in God's hands now. I'm going to bed. Wear your mask and wash your hands cville
August 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Every single person on our 4 man team tested positive for COVID today. First day of classes are in God's hands now. I'm going to bed. Wear your mask and wash your hands cville
Delano says go outside
July 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Delano says go outside
I didn't catch any fish at the reservoir but I did find this bad boy. It honestly warms my heart to know the kids are still doing this
July 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I didn't catch any fish at the reservoir but I did find this bad boy. It honestly warms my heart to know the kids are still doing this
super normal store everybody be cool mart
July 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
super normal store everybody be cool mart
The family ain't going hungry tonight
July 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The family ain't going hungry tonight
Renting a car to get from Providence to Brooklyn because train tickets are more than twice as expensive 😞
June 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Renting a car to get from Providence to Brooklyn because train tickets are more than twice as expensive 😞
Within the first 15 minutes of being in my mom's house I've fixed her wifi (entered the correct password) and turned the motion smoothing off on her TV
June 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Within the first 15 minutes of being in my mom's house I've fixed her wifi (entered the correct password) and turned the motion smoothing off on her TV
Absolutely fuming to realize that the Honda N-van exists, but only in Japan. I miss my element
June 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Absolutely fuming to realize that the Honda N-van exists, but only in Japan. I miss my element
Wife is out of town for the weekend and me and the boys are already going bananas
May 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Wife is out of town for the weekend and me and the boys are already going bananas
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UVA has managed to pull off one of the biggest PR and community relations messes possible. Will be studied in business schools as an example of how to steal from kids.
in local news: an institution with a $14 billion endowment has colluded with the feds to snatch a potential new preschool from our school district 🙃
May 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
UVA has managed to pull off one of the biggest PR and community relations messes possible. Will be studied in business schools as an example of how to steal from kids.
Finally beyond that point in my life where none of my friends can afford healthcare and have arrived at the place where everyone is getting 'scary blood work. We're gonna need to do some more tests.'
Good thing the two aren't fucking related. How weird would that be?
Good thing the two aren't fucking related. How weird would that be?
May 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Finally beyond that point in my life where none of my friends can afford healthcare and have arrived at the place where everyone is getting 'scary blood work. We're gonna need to do some more tests.'
Good thing the two aren't fucking related. How weird would that be?
Good thing the two aren't fucking related. How weird would that be?