chelsea 💖
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im chelsea (35) (@_gentlebeard on twt) (she/they)
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An important thing to remember about the gravy basket, is that when you're feeling most alone, there's some loud, obnoxious pirate directly behind you scooping water out with a tapas plate. An OFMD mutual aid bluesky for those who want to feel a little less at sea.
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Join the our flag means aid Discord Server!
Check out the our flag means aid community on Discord - hang out with 9 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
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January 14, 2026 at 10:36 PM
An important thing to remember about the gravy basket, is that when you're feeling most alone, there's some loud, obnoxious pirate directly behind you scooping water out with a tapas plate. An OFMD mutual aid bluesky for those who want to feel a little less at sea.
discord.gg/ecbRDBtFmF
discord.gg/ecbRDBtFmF
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Everyone should watch Jawan starring Shah Rukh Khan Everyone should be talking about Jawan starring Shah Rukh Khan
January 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Everyone should watch Jawan starring Shah Rukh Khan Everyone should be talking about Jawan starring Shah Rukh Khan
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January 10, 2026 at 6:10 PM
no offense to hr cause im loving having new characters and things to be excited about but nothing nothing nothinggggg is gonna hit quite like our flag means death. four years later and i’m still hooked on teeny tiny new info? it’s magical (to me)
January 10, 2026 at 6:22 PM
no offense to hr cause im loving having new characters and things to be excited about but nothing nothing nothinggggg is gonna hit quite like our flag means death. four years later and i’m still hooked on teeny tiny new info? it’s magical (to me)
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something something mаybe people putting the effort in and building a community and supporting each other and аlso insulting eаch other & making art + dumb jokes together wаs the real treasure #LongLiveOFMD
January 9, 2026 at 7:54 PM
something something mаybe people putting the effort in and building a community and supporting each other and аlso insulting eаch other & making art + dumb jokes together wаs the real treasure #LongLiveOFMD
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I love Heated Rivalry so much. I wish Hockey were real 😮💨
January 8, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I love Heated Rivalry so much. I wish Hockey were real 😮💨
ofmd common goal au idk something something tired of that life retiring good boy ed teach with young stede not really talking to his rich parents idk it feels like something
January 8, 2026 at 3:07 PM
ofmd common goal au idk something something tired of that life retiring good boy ed teach with young stede not really talking to his rich parents idk it feels like something
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Pinning my situation (for clarity): I'm in a fuckton of debt, got at least 2 letters threatening me with court. If I sign any (job) contract at this point, they have a right to freeze my salary/seize my assets (if I had any). Cant't sleep due to my state of constant panic+
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January 8, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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important message to all bluesky users
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
important message to all bluesky users
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
what is it called when youre consumed by a piece of media but uh *not like that*
i read all of the books in a week, rewatched the whole series in one sitting and i love ilya sm but i also don’t really want to read fics or learn more about the actors or consume other media theyve made. idk idk idk.
i read all of the books in a week, rewatched the whole series in one sitting and i love ilya sm but i also don’t really want to read fics or learn more about the actors or consume other media theyve made. idk idk idk.
January 8, 2026 at 3:37 AM
what is it called when youre consumed by a piece of media but uh *not like that*
i read all of the books in a week, rewatched the whole series in one sitting and i love ilya sm but i also don’t really want to read fics or learn more about the actors or consume other media theyve made. idk idk idk.
i read all of the books in a week, rewatched the whole series in one sitting and i love ilya sm but i also don’t really want to read fics or learn more about the actors or consume other media theyve made. idk idk idk.
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if you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
save me male lesbian shah rukh khan my beloved save me
save me male lesbian shah rukh khan my beloved save me
January 8, 2026 at 2:38 AM
if you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
save me male lesbian shah rukh khan my beloved save me
save me male lesbian shah rukh khan my beloved save me
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1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
was being super chill about ilya rozanov but then i sped through 5 of 6 books so far and they brought in a puppy so 😮💨
January 6, 2026 at 4:21 PM
was being super chill about ilya rozanov but then i sped through 5 of 6 books so far and they brought in a puppy so 😮💨
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"I asked chatgpt-" yeah well i asked edward teach and he said you're a dickfuck
January 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
"I asked chatgpt-" yeah well i asked edward teach and he said you're a dickfuck
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Let's go, pirate readers, let's gooooo!
(The amazing @ginnedfish.bsky.social made this amazing infographic!)
#piratereadingclub 📚🏴☠️
(The amazing @ginnedfish.bsky.social made this amazing infographic!)
#piratereadingclub 📚🏴☠️
January 1, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Let's go, pirate readers, let's gooooo!
(The amazing @ginnedfish.bsky.social made this amazing infographic!)
#piratereadingclub 📚🏴☠️
(The amazing @ginnedfish.bsky.social made this amazing infographic!)
#piratereadingclub 📚🏴☠️
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🥺 edward teach yearn on a beach 😟
January 1, 2026 at 12:56 AM
🥺 edward teach yearn on a beach 😟
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Okay but fr, #OFMD fans, get on this. The whole show is excellent, but our BTS king @sambaschutte.bsky.social is so good in it. Especially in episode 6, he gives a nuanced performance behind the flamboyance of Mr. Diabaté. Plus he and Rhea Seehorn play off of each other so well. WATCH IT.
#Pluribus
#Pluribus
I know we're all elbow deep in the gay hockey boys, but I need to know, who up Plurin' they bus? This show is SO GOOD.
#Pluribus
#Pluribus
December 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Okay but fr, #OFMD fans, get on this. The whole show is excellent, but our BTS king @sambaschutte.bsky.social is so good in it. Especially in episode 6, he gives a nuanced performance behind the flamboyance of Mr. Diabaté. Plus he and Rhea Seehorn play off of each other so well. WATCH IT.
#Pluribus
#Pluribus
the place i like to order my wings from treats me so well. extra everything from ranch to wings to celery like idk i think i love them. what are we??
December 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
the place i like to order my wings from treats me so well. extra everything from ranch to wings to celery like idk i think i love them. what are we??
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I KNOW HOW TO RELAX 😠 see i’m actually quite relaxed 😌 right now 🐍 OH FUCK OFF 😱 FUCK YOU FUCKIN FUCKIN NATURE 🤬 FUCK OFF FUCKING LITTLE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKE 😾 FUCK YOU 🙀 DIE 😡
December 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I KNOW HOW TO RELAX 😠 see i’m actually quite relaxed 😌 right now 🐍 OH FUCK OFF 😱 FUCK YOU FUCKIN FUCKIN NATURE 🤬 FUCK OFF FUCKING LITTLE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKE 😾 FUCK YOU 🙀 DIE 😡
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HEY #heatedrivalry fans would you like something else queer to tide you over until season two? might i suggest our flag means death? it’s also on crave/hbo! join us 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
December 26, 2025 at 5:54 AM
HEY #heatedrivalry fans would you like something else queer to tide you over until season two? might i suggest our flag means death? it’s also on crave/hbo! join us 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
so uh i’m gonna send out holiday cards tomorrow, nothin special. but if you might want one you’re welcome to fill this out forms.gle/WMpVL2CrMFCz...
Holiday Cards From Chelsea (@gentlebeard)
Hey there! I am sending out holiday cards this year and if you want to receive one please fill out this form!
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December 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
so uh i’m gonna send out holiday cards tomorrow, nothin special. but if you might want one you’re welcome to fill this out forms.gle/WMpVL2CrMFCz...
December 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
got incredibly sick the past couple of days and feeling very thankful it didnt progress to something hella bad (nearly did tho)
December 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
got incredibly sick the past couple of days and feeling very thankful it didnt progress to something hella bad (nearly did tho)
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happy to return to my job for a sec
December 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
happy to return to my job for a sec