Orion (they/them)
@gelatinskeleton.bsky.social
Small forest cryptid shitposter. Here, queer, and full of existential fear. 🏳️🌈
I speak English and Spanish/Hablo inglés y español.
I speak English and Spanish/Hablo inglés y español.
Chipotle, crab, Carl 😂
Marriage - another one?!
Pussy - I HOPE SO
Boyfriend - ….🤣, ok, wait; funny story that is literally happening
Pussy - I HOPE SO
Boyfriend - ….🤣, ok, wait; funny story that is literally happening
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Chipotle, crab, Carl 😂
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ICE agents are not wearing ‘masks’.
They’re face coverings. Bandanas. Gaiters.
Masks are a public health tool. They’re a form of both resistance and community care.
ICE agents wear them to terrorize people & hide their identity.
The rest of us wear masks to protect one another.
They’re face coverings. Bandanas. Gaiters.
Masks are a public health tool. They’re a form of both resistance and community care.
ICE agents wear them to terrorize people & hide their identity.
The rest of us wear masks to protect one another.
August 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
ICE agents are not wearing ‘masks’.
They’re face coverings. Bandanas. Gaiters.
Masks are a public health tool. They’re a form of both resistance and community care.
ICE agents wear them to terrorize people & hide their identity.
The rest of us wear masks to protect one another.
They’re face coverings. Bandanas. Gaiters.
Masks are a public health tool. They’re a form of both resistance and community care.
ICE agents wear them to terrorize people & hide their identity.
The rest of us wear masks to protect one another.
I saw an emo kid checking out an Avril Lavigne CD today. Nature is healing
August 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I saw an emo kid checking out an Avril Lavigne CD today. Nature is healing
Proper top surgery response: My tits? Yeah, they are fugitives, that's why they ran away.
August 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Proper top surgery response: My tits? Yeah, they are fugitives, that's why they ran away.
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handbasket salesman: (eyeing my bucket) surely you're not going to hell in that old piece of junk?
July 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
handbasket salesman: (eyeing my bucket) surely you're not going to hell in that old piece of junk?
Some recent selfies, since I've been taking more of them after top surgery (I actually like how I feel in my body!)
May 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Some recent selfies, since I've been taking more of them after top surgery (I actually like how I feel in my body!)
The world is crumbling, but I will find joy in being trans/non-binary.
I got top surgery a little over a week ago and I feel so happy and comfortable in my skin finally.🥹😭
I got top surgery a little over a week ago and I feel so happy and comfortable in my skin finally.🥹😭
April 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The world is crumbling, but I will find joy in being trans/non-binary.
I got top surgery a little over a week ago and I feel so happy and comfortable in my skin finally.🥹😭
I got top surgery a little over a week ago and I feel so happy and comfortable in my skin finally.🥹😭
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Please ignore tired pieces in publications like the Atlantic that are still trying to stigmatize mask wearing.
Wearing a mask to prevent sickness from airborne viruses is a science-informed position, and it has been that way for over 100 years.
Wearing a mask to prevent sickness from airborne viruses is a science-informed position, and it has been that way for over 100 years.
April 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Please ignore tired pieces in publications like the Atlantic that are still trying to stigmatize mask wearing.
Wearing a mask to prevent sickness from airborne viruses is a science-informed position, and it has been that way for over 100 years.
Wearing a mask to prevent sickness from airborne viruses is a science-informed position, and it has been that way for over 100 years.
I adopted a froggy son from a thrift store this weekend.
February 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I adopted a froggy son from a thrift store this weekend.
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if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
January 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
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do people who steep loose leaf tea realize that most of the nutrients are in the bag
January 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
do people who steep loose leaf tea realize that most of the nutrients are in the bag
I love my son 🥰🥹✨
January 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I love my son 🥰🥹✨
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as LA is burning, a swath of the country is recovering from an ice storm, Alabama is preparing for up to 6” of snow and I’m praying for the TX power grid, a reminder:
we don’t need climate action just for future generations, we need it now.
the climate crisis is here, all around us
we don’t need climate action just for future generations, we need it now.
the climate crisis is here, all around us
January 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
as LA is burning, a swath of the country is recovering from an ice storm, Alabama is preparing for up to 6” of snow and I’m praying for the TX power grid, a reminder:
we don’t need climate action just for future generations, we need it now.
the climate crisis is here, all around us
we don’t need climate action just for future generations, we need it now.
the climate crisis is here, all around us
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Here’s a New Year’s Resolution:
Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.
Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.
January 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Here’s a New Year’s Resolution:
Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.
Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.
I've done my time in customer service.
I should be allowed to fist fight one customer per day.
I should be allowed to fist fight one customer per day.
December 30, 2024 at 4:13 AM
I've done my time in customer service.
I should be allowed to fist fight one customer per day.
I should be allowed to fist fight one customer per day.
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merry christmas to all lesbians. may you have a delightfully gay holiday.
everyone else? do better.
everyone else? do better.
December 25, 2024 at 6:56 PM
merry christmas to all lesbians. may you have a delightfully gay holiday.
everyone else? do better.
everyone else? do better.
*To the tune of Final Countdown* it's the final breakdoooown (of my mental health) 🎶🎵
December 23, 2024 at 1:19 PM
*To the tune of Final Countdown* it's the final breakdoooown (of my mental health) 🎶🎵
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Deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (I'm sitting in my living room, he's a large jug of red juice that bursts through the side of my wall)
December 23, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (I'm sitting in my living room, he's a large jug of red juice that bursts through the side of my wall)
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letting my partner borrow my label maker was a mistake
April 2, 2024 at 6:33 PM
letting my partner borrow my label maker was a mistake
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the official bluesky poster’s motto
January 23, 2024 at 10:48 PM
the official bluesky poster’s motto