GeekFTW 🇨🇦 (🎄❄Getting Ready to Wreck the Halls!❄🎄)
@geekftw.myatproto.social
He/Him. Geek. Gamer. Data hoarding pirate. Eldritch Cultist. Discordian. Polite but says cunt like an Australian. LGBTQ+. AuDHD. Antifa. 90s/00s Nostalgia Lover. Halloween Fiend. Talks about weird shit. Go me?
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I've picked up a good chunk of followers lately so I guess I should say hello to everyone.
Also I make things *weird* so buckle the fuck up sugartits. 🤘
Also I make things *weird* so buckle the fuck up sugartits. 🤘
<pokes forehead>
make with the happy chemical already..I don't wanna get up and get more cheese.
make with the happy chemical already..I don't wanna get up and get more cheese.
November 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
<pokes forehead>
make with the happy chemical already..I don't wanna get up and get more cheese.
make with the happy chemical already..I don't wanna get up and get more cheese.
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A comic about posture...
November 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
A comic about posture...
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Your own personal Jesus, now available wholesale.
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Your own personal Jesus, now available wholesale.
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The selective enforcement of bluesky rules is infuriating and insidious. #feetfirst
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The selective enforcement of bluesky rules is infuriating and insidious. #feetfirst
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November 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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“How soon?” asked Toad.
“Quite soon,” said Frog.
“Quite soon,” said Frog.
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
“How soon?” asked Toad.
“Quite soon,” said Frog.
“Quite soon,” said Frog.
One of these years the Bluesky team will stop shitting the bed.
<blows dust off mastodon account>
<blows dust off mastodon account>
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
One of these years the Bluesky team will stop shitting the bed.
<blows dust off mastodon account>
<blows dust off mastodon account>
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Megyn Kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors, we all believe this. Suspend everybody.
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Megyn Kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors, we all believe this. Suspend everybody.
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Hey, any other leftists and GNC folks want to drive Jack Dorsey away from another platform?
Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Hey, any other leftists and GNC folks want to drive Jack Dorsey away from another platform?
Me: "Hmm why did I gain 10lbs?!"
Also me: "Oooh more fresh cookies!"
Also me: "Oooh more fresh cookies!"
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Me: "Hmm why did I gain 10lbs?!"
Also me: "Oooh more fresh cookies!"
Also me: "Oooh more fresh cookies!"
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.
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Out sister magazine—Goblins and Galaxies—just came out with issue #1!
Get your sword and sorcery on here: https://bit.ly/49IRpfy
Get your sword and sorcery on here: https://bit.ly/49IRpfy
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Out sister magazine—Goblins and Galaxies—just came out with issue #1!
Get your sword and sorcery on here: https://bit.ly/49IRpfy
Get your sword and sorcery on here: https://bit.ly/49IRpfy
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Before they get the voice of Cthulhu as adults, baby emperor penguins really are very sweet
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November 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Before they get the voice of Cthulhu as adults, baby emperor penguins really are very sweet
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November 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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This is what I picture when anyone mentions using Chatgpt
(I think you are dumb, but I’m also worried about my safety)
(I think you are dumb, but I’m also worried about my safety)
a group of people standing next to each other with a glowing t in the background
Alt: The senior officers of the enterprise in the background looking dumb as hell, in the foreground “the game” being used to mind control the whole crew (this is a Star Trek the next generation episode)
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This is what I picture when anyone mentions using Chatgpt
(I think you are dumb, but I’m also worried about my safety)
(I think you are dumb, but I’m also worried about my safety)
Should I finish that book I borrowed from the library before its due or disassociate for a few hours while staring at the wall?
<clicks 'renew'>
Eh I've earned a treat!
<clicks 'renew'>
Eh I've earned a treat!
November 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Should I finish that book I borrowed from the library before its due or disassociate for a few hours while staring at the wall?
<clicks 'renew'>
Eh I've earned a treat!
<clicks 'renew'>
Eh I've earned a treat!
When you get a friend request from an old coworker who unfriended you years ago and you just stare at that invite wondering if you're even gonna bother accepting it and getting that MLM spam cause why else would they send that invite
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
When you get a friend request from an old coworker who unfriended you years ago and you just stare at that invite wondering if you're even gonna bother accepting it and getting that MLM spam cause why else would they send that invite
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Artist: Sydney Jordan
November 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Artist: Sydney Jordan
That feeling when a friend messages you and asks if Ben from the Fantastic Four's cock would be rock hard all the time or not at 5pm in the afternoon completely out of the blue.
And the answer is well duh
And the answer is well duh
November 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
That feeling when a friend messages you and asks if Ben from the Fantastic Four's cock would be rock hard all the time or not at 5pm in the afternoon completely out of the blue.
And the answer is well duh
And the answer is well duh
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Real conversation:
Them: You okay?
Me: Not for years.
Them: You okay?
Me: Not for years.
November 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Real conversation:
Them: You okay?
Me: Not for years.
Them: You okay?
Me: Not for years.
Another war criminal fuck down the drain and not a day too soon.
Dick Cheney, powerful and polarizing U.S. vice-president to George W. Bush, dead at 84 | CBC News
Dick Cheney, the hard-charging conservative who became one of the most powerful and polarizing vice-presidents in U.S. history and a leading advocate for the invasion of Iraq, has died at age 84.
www.cbc.ca
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Another war criminal fuck down the drain and not a day too soon.
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Norman Joel Lewis, Co-Founder Of LGN, Passes Away
Norman Joel Lewis, Co-Founder Of LGN, Passes Away
Norman Joel Lewis, the co-founder of LGN, passed away. The news was announced on Facebook by the Book Pro Wrestlers page.
www.fightful.com
November 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Norman Joel Lewis, Co-Founder Of LGN, Passes Away
Got my halloween costume on. I am a person with the will to live!
October 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Got my halloween costume on. I am a person with the will to live!