Mykey Myles
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The real reason they fired her
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The real reason they fired her
The real reason they fired her
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The real reason they fired her
This is how my Manchurian candidate activation code starts
Trinity Dungeon. Lewd Demon, A Girl, And Sexy Labyrinth. The Motion Anime
November 15, 2025 at 7:45 AM
This is how my Manchurian candidate activation code starts
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INT. MATRIX
Fade in on a hacker named MIKE BYTES typing in Notepad.exe. He is simultaneously listening to six audiobooks at 1.25x speed. A babe named WINRAR TRIAL rubs his shoulders.
WINRAR
Let's make meat love.
MIKE BYTES
Stimuluses only distract me from typing programs on my Gateway Computer.
Fade in on a hacker named MIKE BYTES typing in Notepad.exe. He is simultaneously listening to six audiobooks at 1.25x speed. A babe named WINRAR TRIAL rubs his shoulders.
WINRAR
Let's make meat love.
MIKE BYTES
Stimuluses only distract me from typing programs on my Gateway Computer.
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 AM
INT. MATRIX
Fade in on a hacker named MIKE BYTES typing in Notepad.exe. He is simultaneously listening to six audiobooks at 1.25x speed. A babe named WINRAR TRIAL rubs his shoulders.
WINRAR
Let's make meat love.
MIKE BYTES
Stimuluses only distract me from typing programs on my Gateway Computer.
Fade in on a hacker named MIKE BYTES typing in Notepad.exe. He is simultaneously listening to six audiobooks at 1.25x speed. A babe named WINRAR TRIAL rubs his shoulders.
WINRAR
Let's make meat love.
MIKE BYTES
Stimuluses only distract me from typing programs on my Gateway Computer.
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hate to do this but it's time to come clear and i'd rather post this myself than have a tabloid or whatever do it. yes i have visited the *that* island
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
hate to do this but it's time to come clear and i'd rather post this myself than have a tabloid or whatever do it. yes i have visited the *that* island
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From: "Jeffrey Epstein" <jeevacation@gmail.com>
To: "Richard Kyanka" <lowtax@somethingawful.com>
Re: hurf dd deruf ,
it . . it 's is boyb time ,, possible c atchprase ideaCALL ME SOON ANY TIME RICHERD,,,
To: "Richard Kyanka" <lowtax@somethingawful.com>
Re: hurf dd deruf ,
it . . it 's is boyb time ,, possible c atchprase ideaCALL ME SOON ANY TIME RICHERD,,,
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
From: "Jeffrey Epstein" <jeevacation@gmail.com>
To: "Richard Kyanka" <lowtax@somethingawful.com>
Re: hurf dd deruf ,
it . . it 's is boyb time ,, possible c atchprase ideaCALL ME SOON ANY TIME RICHERD,,,
To: "Richard Kyanka" <lowtax@somethingawful.com>
Re: hurf dd deruf ,
it . . it 's is boyb time ,, possible c atchprase ideaCALL ME SOON ANY TIME RICHERD,,,
The Gaming in the Clinton Years intro theme popped into my head as soon as I saw this pic
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The Gaming in the Clinton Years intro theme popped into my head as soon as I saw this pic
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
(tenderly) banana slamma
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
(tenderly) banana slamma
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Biker mice... from Mars? Good luck getting an internal combustion engine running on a planet where oxygen is nearly absent
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Biker mice... from Mars? Good luck getting an internal combustion engine running on a planet where oxygen is nearly absent
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the good posters on here should do more posting imo. like posting-posting, not just saying stuff about all the horrible shit going on. i know theres horrible shit going on, say something about if banksy was a dog or whatever. and also more people should follow me
October 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
the good posters on here should do more posting imo. like posting-posting, not just saying stuff about all the horrible shit going on. i know theres horrible shit going on, say something about if banksy was a dog or whatever. and also more people should follow me
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ChatGPT: Cut your wrists. Let the blood come out
Joseph Joestar: I see... the blood will diffuse through the water and turn invisible when it gets close to the location of the invisible baby, is that it?
ChatGPT: Sounds great! 😀 Let me know if there's anything else I can do to help.
Joseph Joestar: I see... the blood will diffuse through the water and turn invisible when it gets close to the location of the invisible baby, is that it?
ChatGPT: Sounds great! 😀 Let me know if there's anything else I can do to help.
November 9, 2025 at 7:59 AM
ChatGPT: Cut your wrists. Let the blood come out
Joseph Joestar: I see... the blood will diffuse through the water and turn invisible when it gets close to the location of the invisible baby, is that it?
ChatGPT: Sounds great! 😀 Let me know if there's anything else I can do to help.
Joseph Joestar: I see... the blood will diffuse through the water and turn invisible when it gets close to the location of the invisible baby, is that it?
ChatGPT: Sounds great! 😀 Let me know if there's anything else I can do to help.
Call me Jeffery Oopstein the way I keep fucking shit up
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Call me Jeffery Oopstein the way I keep fucking shit up
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watching a porno wearing a jersey with the face of one of the actors on it and cheering when they cum. and booing when the other actor cums
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
watching a porno wearing a jersey with the face of one of the actors on it and cheering when they cum. and booing when the other actor cums
I fucking LOVE mirth! Any other mirth-heads out there?
November 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I fucking LOVE mirth! Any other mirth-heads out there?
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did we ever find out if it was counting or not counting gang violence
November 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
did we ever find out if it was counting or not counting gang violence
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN! I sang this for you
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! I sang this for you
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There's a hole in the bottom of the trashcan and he grows underground like a big green ginger root. Jim Henson confided that in me before he died.
October 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
There's a hole in the bottom of the trashcan and he grows underground like a big green ginger root. Jim Henson confided that in me before he died.
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listening and learning. thank you gongle
October 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
listening and learning. thank you gongle
Oh no! Former president George W Bush escaped captivity! LMAO
October 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Oh no! Former president George W Bush escaped captivity! LMAO
what about a podcast where i have random guests come on the show and I tell them all about my favorite video games and anime for an hour then quiz them about it at the end. if they pass they can plug their stuff but if they fail I shout at them and send my listeners to harass them.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
thikning of becoming a podcaster and streamer... cant imagine its all that hard. maybe also get a busty vtuber avatar... yeah that should do it.
October 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
what about a podcast where i have random guests come on the show and I tell them all about my favorite video games and anime for an hour then quiz them about it at the end. if they pass they can plug their stuff but if they fail I shout at them and send my listeners to harass them.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
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You’d never catch one of these coddled kids nowadays “working in the lab late one night.” And the only thing their eyes are beholding is their damn phone
October 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
You’d never catch one of these coddled kids nowadays “working in the lab late one night.” And the only thing their eyes are beholding is their damn phone
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Extremely funny to see that Reze Arc's first negative critic review is the NYT being *so* close to getting it.
October 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Extremely funny to see that Reze Arc's first negative critic review is the NYT being *so* close to getting it.