😇 Gateau 🐊
@gateaupardeux.bsky.social
SFW account for a friendly gator who likes food, spooky stuff, and any moment of time between working too much!
Male, He/Him, Gay, 34.
☀️Orlando🌴
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NSFW 👣🌀: @chateaugateau.bsky.social
Profile art by GrumpyVulpix
Likes and Follows may still be NSFW 🫣
Male, He/Him, Gay, 34.
☀️Orlando🌴
✨🐊✨
NSFW 👣🌀: @chateaugateau.bsky.social
Profile art by GrumpyVulpix
Likes and Follows may still be NSFW 🫣
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😇 Gateau 🐊
@gateaupardeux.bsky.social
· Oct 25
Hey guys! Gateau here with a 🔥SFW🔥 account so I don't have to feel weird interacting with people on my other very horny account!!
I'll likely use this for those kinds of interactions to be more respectful of interests, as well as more personal and daily things I'm up to.
Art by @chupakaibra
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I'll likely use this for those kinds of interactions to be more respectful of interests, as well as more personal and daily things I'm up to.
Art by @chupakaibra
🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊
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Went to a coffee lounge with @ozzycallooh.bsky.social and friends a week or so ago and made this. Watercolor, coffee, and newspaper clippings.
January 26, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Went to a coffee lounge with @ozzycallooh.bsky.social and friends a week or so ago and made this. Watercolor, coffee, and newspaper clippings.
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And some eels have a few piercings I guess???
February 2, 2026 at 5:18 AM
And some eels have a few piercings I guess???
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Teasing With Paws
8.5x11, colored pencil and graphite
Original sold in the FC ‘26 art show
8.5x11, colored pencil and graphite
Original sold in the FC ‘26 art show
February 1, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Teasing With Paws
8.5x11, colored pencil and graphite
Original sold in the FC ‘26 art show
8.5x11, colored pencil and graphite
Original sold in the FC ‘26 art show
@elex.bsky.social got me pissing and shitting
February 2, 2026 at 4:53 AM
@elex.bsky.social got me pissing and shitting
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Spent the day drawing this with @edgydog.art 🐊🪶
February 1, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Spent the day drawing this with @edgydog.art 🐊🪶
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January 31, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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Actually, I think I figured out the root cause…
January 31, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Actually, I think I figured out the root cause…
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Reposted by 😇 Gateau 🐊
sweet lil bat-eared fox, @keesh.work, soaking outdoors with a certain nick wilde
January 31, 2026 at 8:21 PM
sweet lil bat-eared fox, @keesh.work, soaking outdoors with a certain nick wilde
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so much food and beer last night 🫠
full homo i love my friends
full homo i love my friends
January 30, 2026 at 1:38 PM
so much food and beer last night 🫠
full homo i love my friends
full homo i love my friends
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kbbq with friends and a massive 3L beer tower 😵💫
January 30, 2026 at 1:32 AM
kbbq with friends and a massive 3L beer tower 😵💫
Burning the absolute shit out of excellent food with friends 🥩🥢
January 30, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Burning the absolute shit out of excellent food with friends 🥩🥢
got my blood pressure down from 141/97 to 117/87 so it's time for some celebratory handfuls of salt
January 29, 2026 at 3:26 AM
got my blood pressure down from 141/97 to 117/87 so it's time for some celebratory handfuls of salt
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just so sick of "wackaging" at this point. I'm an adult
January 28, 2026 at 8:45 PM
just so sick of "wackaging" at this point. I'm an adult
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Why can't I just have a day that is both productive and also where I slice up some cheese and meats and eat it with some crackers and grapes and blackberries with friends
January 27, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Why can't I just have a day that is both productive and also where I slice up some cheese and meats and eat it with some crackers and grapes and blackberries with friends
Better than a week ago, I guess! 😅
January 27, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Better than a week ago, I guess! 😅
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I’ve recently been making some portraits for fun using craft materials, and I’m really enjoying it!
@2dwilddog.bsky.social 🐶
@roady.bsky.social 🐲
@raccoonwax.bsky.social 🦝
@itsmilo.bsky.social 🦖
@2dwilddog.bsky.social 🐶
@roady.bsky.social 🐲
@raccoonwax.bsky.social 🦝
@itsmilo.bsky.social 🦖
January 25, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I’ve recently been making some portraits for fun using craft materials, and I’m really enjoying it!
@2dwilddog.bsky.social 🐶
@roady.bsky.social 🐲
@raccoonwax.bsky.social 🦝
@itsmilo.bsky.social 🦖
@2dwilddog.bsky.social 🐶
@roady.bsky.social 🐲
@raccoonwax.bsky.social 🦝
@itsmilo.bsky.social 🦖
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A drawing of a Creep from Goosebumps, from 2019.
January 25, 2026 at 11:28 PM
A drawing of a Creep from Goosebumps, from 2019.
Went to a coffee lounge with @ozzycallooh.bsky.social and friends a week or so ago and made this. Watercolor, coffee, and newspaper clippings.
January 26, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Went to a coffee lounge with @ozzycallooh.bsky.social and friends a week or so ago and made this. Watercolor, coffee, and newspaper clippings.
Reposted by 😇 Gateau 🐊
Anonymous commission
January 24, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Anonymous commission