🐊😇 Gateau 🔜 MFF
@gateaupardeux.bsky.social
SFW account for a friendly gator who likes food, spooky stuff, and any moment of time between working too much!
Male, He/Him, Gay, 34.
☀️Orlando🌴
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NSFW 👣🌀: @ChateauGateau
Profile art by GrumpyVulpix
Likes and Follows may still be NSFW 🫣
Male, He/Him, Gay, 34.
☀️Orlando🌴
✨🐊✨
NSFW 👣🌀: @ChateauGateau
Profile art by GrumpyVulpix
Likes and Follows may still be NSFW 🫣
Everyone look at my big sandwich!!!!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Everyone look at my big sandwich!!!!!!!
Yeah I have so much of them 😵💫 cool peeps, too
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Yeah I have so much of them 😵💫 cool peeps, too
I got the same set!! 🦌❄️ I like the matching figures
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I got the same set!! 🦌❄️ I like the matching figures
I also think not using slotted spoons in your olive bar is intensely evil, too. Yes I will sit there and drain the oil out of the side, I'm not paying for that weight! 🫒💥
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I also think not using slotted spoons in your olive bar is intensely evil, too. Yes I will sit there and drain the oil out of the side, I'm not paying for that weight! 🫒💥
Why are these $13 😵💫
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Why are these $13 😵💫
Enjoying the cold weather ☃️
November 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Enjoying the cold weather ☃️
Making cheese smores
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Making cheese smores
Pretzel bread and canelé I love you
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Pretzel bread and canelé I love you
Nice day for a farmers market 🌞
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Nice day for a farmers market 🌞
ummmmm sure, I guess
November 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
ummmmm sure, I guess
Some fresh empanadas and colada morada with my weasel 🐊🦦
November 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Some fresh empanadas and colada morada with my weasel 🐊🦦
New reference sheet featuring a bit of a redesign for Gateau! A bit less cartoony proportions, a bit more like me as I come to identify with him more, including hair!!! 🐊✨🐊✨🐊✨
Art is by GrumpyVulpix!!
Art is by GrumpyVulpix!!
November 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
New reference sheet featuring a bit of a redesign for Gateau! A bit less cartoony proportions, a bit more like me as I come to identify with him more, including hair!!! 🐊✨🐊✨🐊✨
Art is by GrumpyVulpix!!
Art is by GrumpyVulpix!!
Local evening farmers' market with the bf!! Got some empanadas and swedish treats 🥰
October 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Local evening farmers' market with the bf!! Got some empanadas and swedish treats 🥰
Another sparkly pointy jingly to add to the collection ⛓️
October 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Another sparkly pointy jingly to add to the collection ⛓️
Goblin Market today!! Love seeing so many furries just magically appear 🥰
October 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Goblin Market today!! Love seeing so many furries just magically appear 🥰
Went out to get water and other needs and instead got an $18 wheel of cheese because a suggested pairing was with s'mores and I just have to know. I get side quested way too easily when our shopping.
October 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Went out to get water and other needs and instead got an $18 wheel of cheese because a suggested pairing was with s'mores and I just have to know. I get side quested way too easily when our shopping.
At an antique mall getting shot at from many angles, leave me alone!!!!!
October 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
At an antique mall getting shot at from many angles, leave me alone!!!!!
ono it's happening 🐊
October 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
ono it's happening 🐊
*tfs you and your cute bf into another set of collectible shakers for the kitschy decor wall*
October 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
*tfs you and your cute bf into another set of collectible shakers for the kitschy decor wall*
If you're not getting butter on the bottom pancake layer too then what are you doing with your life???
October 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
If you're not getting butter on the bottom pancake layer too then what are you doing with your life???
Can't be at Orlando's pride events today so I'm hanging out with whatever fruits I can
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October 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Can't be at Orlando's pride events today so I'm hanging out with whatever fruits I can
🌈🍍🍇🍓
🌈🍍🍇🍓
Everyone look at my gay lizard bookends !!!
October 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Everyone look at my gay lizard bookends !!!
It's tiiiiime 🎶 🥚💥
October 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It's tiiiiime 🎶 🥚💥
Primarily getting seasonal ice cream
October 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Primarily getting seasonal ice cream
Up to more things today 🎃✨
October 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Up to more things today 🎃✨