🐊😇 Gateau 🔜 MFF
@gateaupardeux.bsky.social
SFW account for a friendly gator who likes food, spooky stuff, and any moment of time between working too much!
Male, He/Him, Gay, 34.
☀️Orlando🌴
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NSFW 👣🌀: @ChateauGateau
Profile art by GrumpyVulpix
Likes and Follows may still be NSFW 🫣
Male, He/Him, Gay, 34.
☀️Orlando🌴
✨🐊✨
NSFW 👣🌀: @ChateauGateau
Profile art by GrumpyVulpix
Likes and Follows may still be NSFW 🫣
Pinned
Hey guys! Gateau here with a 🔥SFW🔥 account so I don't have to feel weird interacting with people on my other very horny account!!
I'll likely use this for those kinds of interactions to be more respectful of interests, as well as more personal and daily things I'm up to.
Art by @chupakaibra
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I'll likely use this for those kinds of interactions to be more respectful of interests, as well as more personal and daily things I'm up to.
Art by @chupakaibra
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You made your bed now you have to sleep in it. Now you have to sleep in it.
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
You made your bed now you have to sleep in it. Now you have to sleep in it.
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this is literally what happens when you hug a fursuiter for the first time. you start downloading DLC emotions
LOSING IT
November 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
this is literally what happens when you hug a fursuiter for the first time. you start downloading DLC emotions
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German public broadcaster did a made-for-TV romance film featuring furries and I'm losing it
www.zdf.de/play/filme/n...
www.zdf.de/play/filme/n...
Hinter der Maske
Kostümierte Menschen fallen in Eisenach zu einer Veranstaltung der sogenannten "Furries" ein. Bei Sybille löst die Begegnung unerwartete Gefühle aus.
www.zdf.de
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
German public broadcaster did a made-for-TV romance film featuring furries and I'm losing it
www.zdf.de/play/filme/n...
www.zdf.de/play/filme/n...
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c0mm for @author_lizard! 🐉🎶
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
c0mm for @author_lizard! 🐉🎶
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emotional support alligator
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
emotional support alligator
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and how I feel abt them and @ozzycallooh.bsky.social 🥰
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
and how I feel abt them and @ozzycallooh.bsky.social 🥰
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Yay, the office wifi doesn’t block the creepypasta website!
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Yay, the office wifi doesn’t block the creepypasta website!
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科博のワニ展に合わせて、熱川バナナワニ園さんでもワニ展を開催します〜！！
その名も『ワニのいるところ』
振り幅すごい作家6人の、ワニをテーマにした作品が集まります🐊
期間は11月29日(土)から来年3月8日(日)まで！科博とバナナワニ園で、皆様この冬はワニ沼にどっぷりハマりましょう🐊🐊🐊
www.atpress.ne.jp/news/557180
その名も『ワニのいるところ』
振り幅すごい作家6人の、ワニをテーマにした作品が集まります🐊
期間は11月29日(土)から来年3月8日(日)まで！科博とバナナワニ園で、皆様この冬はワニ沼にどっぷりハマりましょう🐊🐊🐊
www.atpress.ne.jp/news/557180
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
科博のワニ展に合わせて、熱川バナナワニ園さんでもワニ展を開催します〜！！
その名も『ワニのいるところ』
振り幅すごい作家6人の、ワニをテーマにした作品が集まります🐊
期間は11月29日(土)から来年3月8日(日)まで！科博とバナナワニ園で、皆様この冬はワニ沼にどっぷりハマりましょう🐊🐊🐊
www.atpress.ne.jp/news/557180
その名も『ワニのいるところ』
振り幅すごい作家6人の、ワニをテーマにした作品が集まります🐊
期間は11月29日(土)から来年3月8日(日)まで！科博とバナナワニ園で、皆様この冬はワニ沼にどっぷりハマりましょう🐊🐊🐊
www.atpress.ne.jp/news/557180
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sunflower + alligator
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
sunflower + alligator
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I always leave EDC feeling inspired, and my mix show has been neglected the past few months. Had to change that! I went digging for all the music that I could find that had been released and recorded this lil mix for my buddies.
The Return of the Slop
www.mixcloud.com/thatslymf/sl...
The Return of the Slop
www.mixcloud.com/thatslymf/sl...
Sly's Sloppy Sessions: 11-12-2025-- Post EDC Slopfest!
EDC is always an inspiring experience and I always leave there motivated to dig through new tracks I heard throughout the weekend.
This year was extra special with two new friends to the festival/da...
www.mixcloud.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I always leave EDC feeling inspired, and my mix show has been neglected the past few months. Had to change that! I went digging for all the music that I could find that had been released and recorded this lil mix for my buddies.
The Return of the Slop
www.mixcloud.com/thatslymf/sl...
The Return of the Slop
www.mixcloud.com/thatslymf/sl...
Everyone look at my big sandwich!!!!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Everyone look at my big sandwich!!!!!!!
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Slowly putting up xmas decor, and this is one of my fav displays; Bae found the vintage deer figures, and completely separately, I found these cute matching glasses by a local company!! 🦌🎄
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Slowly putting up xmas decor, and this is one of my fav displays; Bae found the vintage deer figures, and completely separately, I found these cute matching glasses by a local company!! 🦌🎄
I also think not using slotted spoons in your olive bar is intensely evil, too. Yes I will sit there and drain the oil out of the side, I'm not paying for that weight! 🫒💥
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I also think not using slotted spoons in your olive bar is intensely evil, too. Yes I will sit there and drain the oil out of the side, I'm not paying for that weight! 🫒💥
Why are these $13 😵💫
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Why are these $13 😵💫
Enjoying the cold weather ☃️
November 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Enjoying the cold weather ☃️
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Something a lil different from Heker-Sobek, the mf Sun Eater! ☀️🐊
November 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Something a lil different from Heker-Sobek, the mf Sun Eater! ☀️🐊
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Go Kitty Go! 🐾🎶
November 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Go Kitty Go! 🐾🎶
Making cheese smores
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Making cheese smores
Nice day for a farmers market 🌞
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Nice day for a farmers market 🌞
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I’m gonna get somebody in trouble some day
November 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I’m gonna get somebody in trouble some day
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November 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
ummmmm sure, I guess
November 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
ummmmm sure, I guess
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Samurai otter 🦦
Painted this sheet of cardboard based off some old Japanese advertising 🖌️
Painted this sheet of cardboard based off some old Japanese advertising 🖌️
November 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Samurai otter 🦦
Painted this sheet of cardboard based off some old Japanese advertising 🖌️
Painted this sheet of cardboard based off some old Japanese advertising 🖌️
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