Jared Quesadilla
@garyrockrose.bsky.social
I am a human who is trying to figure out a way to continue working 20 years past my own death so I can reach my retirement goals.
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
Ok, this is now a bit out of hand. The freakin Keokuk Bears???
A bill in the Iowa State Senate was introduced seeking an expansion of its economic growth attraction program with a goal of luring an NFL franchise, specifically the Chicago Bears.
“While Illinois and Indiana squabble over this issue, we are ready to get off the sidelines and into the game."
“While Illinois and Indiana squabble over this issue, we are ready to get off the sidelines and into the game."
February 11, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Ok, this is now a bit out of hand. The freakin Keokuk Bears???
Welp, been quite a season. Only like 7 months until we see Caleb Williams do insane shit again.
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Welp, been quite a season. Only like 7 months until we see Caleb Williams do insane shit again.
Whoa. Screaming Trees with a super bowl appearance
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Whoa. Screaming Trees with a super bowl appearance
Come on. Throw a TD to Drake University legend Saubert.
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Come on. Throw a TD to Drake University legend Saubert.
I'd feel better about the Patriots chances to come back if they had Caleb Williams. Just sayin.
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I'd feel better about the Patriots chances to come back if they had Caleb Williams. Just sayin.
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I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
Oh come on. Show the fan incursion.
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Oh come on. Show the fan incursion.
The moment is too big for Drake Maye. Give me Caleb 100%.
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
The moment is too big for Drake Maye. Give me Caleb 100%.
Ah, so NOW he cares about young children. Got it.
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Ah, so NOW he cares about young children. Got it.
My god, nobody is gonna score a TD in this game.
February 9, 2026 at 1:53 AM
My god, nobody is gonna score a TD in this game.
Wait, maybe this was lost on me, but was that the 5 year old that ICE kidnapped in that halftime show?
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Wait, maybe this was lost on me, but was that the 5 year old that ICE kidnapped in that halftime show?
MAHA with an ad in the superbowl. Going to make a big ass plate of ferments now.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
MAHA with an ad in the superbowl. Going to make a big ass plate of ferments now.
The main issue is have with the entirety of this Superbowl experience is that there is no Caleb Williams. This should be the last Superbowl for a while where that is true.
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
The main issue is have with the entirety of this Superbowl experience is that there is no Caleb Williams. This should be the last Superbowl for a while where that is true.
Coinbase. More like coinb ASS.
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Coinbase. More like coinb ASS.
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this game has a decided lack of caleb williams being caleb williams and ben johnson telling some stupid loser team they suck ass. nfl needs to address this moving forward
February 9, 2026 at 12:40 AM
this game has a decided lack of caleb williams being caleb williams and ben johnson telling some stupid loser team they suck ass. nfl needs to address this moving forward
Isn't Randy Carlisle an NHL coach?
February 8, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Isn't Randy Carlisle an NHL coach?
I feel like the Bulls should spend one of their 19 2nd round picks on Bennet Stiritz. He'd immediately be a top 3 player on that dumpster fire of a franchise.
February 8, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I feel like the Bulls should spend one of their 19 2nd round picks on Bennet Stiritz. He'd immediately be a top 3 player on that dumpster fire of a franchise.
Anyone in the regime be normal challenge. Level: impossible
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Anyone in the regime be normal challenge. Level: impossible
Man, hell is gonna be so full from this era. Just overcrowded for sure.
HAPPENING NOW: DHS just expedited Liam Conejo Ramos' asylum hearing to this morning, meaning it's possible the five-year-old and his family could be deported as soon as today.
Rep. Joaquin Castro: "The Trump administration is trying to take him away again." www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Rep. Joaquin Castro: "The Trump administration is trying to take him away again." www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Five-Year-Old Liam Ramos Is In His Asylum Hearing Right Now
www.huffpost.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Man, hell is gonna be so full from this era. Just overcrowded for sure.
Oh cool. He can be replaced by Justice Greg Bovino
My weekly newsletter is up. Along with the usual assortment of fascism and sadness that is this country’s news cycle, I think Sam Alito just shadow dropped his retirement announcement with his book launch.
Is Samuel Alito Preparing to Disrobe?
In this installment of Elie v. US, our justice correspondent explores the week’s big legal news, including a possible Alito retirement. Also, the anti-trans mob’s latest target: tight clothing.
www.thenation.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Oh cool. He can be replaced by Justice Greg Bovino
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it’s 2026 what are we even doing here
February 6, 2026 at 3:40 AM
it’s 2026 what are we even doing here
I bet the Bulls front court of future 2nd future 2nd and some guy they signed from the YMCA will really do wonders in terms of driving up those CHISM subscriptions.
February 5, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I bet the Bulls front court of future 2nd future 2nd and some guy they signed from the YMCA will really do wonders in terms of driving up those CHISM subscriptions.
Being mad that you're living in a violent police state? Apparently thats a capital offense worthy of the death penalty without trial.
Trump on Alex Pretti and Renee Good: "He was not an angel and she was not an angel. You know, you look at some tapes."
February 5, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Being mad that you're living in a violent police state? Apparently thats a capital offense worthy of the death penalty without trial.
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The Bulls collect second round picks like Waylon Smithers collects Malibu Stacy dolls.
February 5, 2026 at 3:35 PM
The Bulls collect second round picks like Waylon Smithers collects Malibu Stacy dolls.