Jared Quesadilla
@garyrockrose.bsky.social
I am a human who is trying to figure out a way to continue working 20 years past my own death so I can reach my retirement goals.
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19
February 15, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19
Indisputable top 5 Steely Dan songs:
1. Gaucho
2. King of the World
3. Babylon Sister
4. Any Major Dude Will Tell You
5. Pearl of the Quarter
1. Gaucho
2. King of the World
3. Babylon Sister
4. Any Major Dude Will Tell You
5. Pearl of the Quarter
February 15, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Indisputable top 5 Steely Dan songs:
1. Gaucho
2. King of the World
3. Babylon Sister
4. Any Major Dude Will Tell You
5. Pearl of the Quarter
1. Gaucho
2. King of the World
3. Babylon Sister
4. Any Major Dude Will Tell You
5. Pearl of the Quarter
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This is an insane sentence.
Jimmy Fallon Kills Planned Pasta Sauce Line With Pal Tommy Mottola as Epstein Friendship Is Revealed
Jimmy Fallon Kills Planned Pasta Sauce Line With Pal Tommy Mottola as Epstein Friendship Is Revealed
A planned collaboration between late night host Jimmy Fallon and powerful entertainment executive Tommy Mottola to launch a branded line of pasta sauces is now kaput as the entertainment mogul’s name is being discovered all over the Epstein Files, exposing his close relationship with the late financier and convicted sex offender and trafficker.
bit.ly
February 14, 2026 at 6:02 AM
This is an insane sentence.
Im tired of microplastics hiding in my testicles.
February 14, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Im tired of microplastics hiding in my testicles.
Guess snorting cocaine off bathroom terlets causes problems with short and long term memory.
In his confirmation hearings, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told U.S. senators that he would not cut funding for vaccine research or change the nation's official vaccine recommendations. He did both. n.pr/46QDn9p
RFK Jr. made promises to get his job as health secretary. He's broken many of them
In his confirmation hearings, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told U.S. senators that he would not cut funding for vaccine research or change the nation's official vaccine recommendations. He did both.
n.pr
February 13, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Guess snorting cocaine off bathroom terlets causes problems with short and long term memory.
Enjoy the cancer everyone.
Breaking News: The Trump administration repealed the bedrock scientific finding that greenhouse gases threaten human life and well being, meaning that the EPA can no longer regulate them. nyti.ms/4rSszQu
February 12, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Enjoy the cancer everyone.
What did this little boy's mother do to him?
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
www.mediamatters.org
February 12, 2026 at 6:29 PM
What did this little boy's mother do to him?
An absolutely insane woman. Its hard to fathom that this is what we've become.
February 11, 2026 at 8:07 PM
An absolutely insane woman. Its hard to fathom that this is what we've become.
Yeah, the world is falling apart, but at least I get to go watch Opeth play tonight.
February 11, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Yeah, the world is falling apart, but at least I get to go watch Opeth play tonight.
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
Ok, this is now a bit out of hand. The freakin Keokuk Bears???
A bill in the Iowa State Senate was introduced seeking an expansion of its economic growth attraction program with a goal of luring an NFL franchise, specifically the Chicago Bears.
“While Illinois and Indiana squabble over this issue, we are ready to get off the sidelines and into the game."
“While Illinois and Indiana squabble over this issue, we are ready to get off the sidelines and into the game."
February 11, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Ok, this is now a bit out of hand. The freakin Keokuk Bears???
Welp, been quite a season. Only like 7 months until we see Caleb Williams do insane shit again.
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Welp, been quite a season. Only like 7 months until we see Caleb Williams do insane shit again.
Whoa. Screaming Trees with a super bowl appearance
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Whoa. Screaming Trees with a super bowl appearance
Come on. Throw a TD to Drake University legend Saubert.
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Come on. Throw a TD to Drake University legend Saubert.
I'd feel better about the Patriots chances to come back if they had Caleb Williams. Just sayin.
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I'd feel better about the Patriots chances to come back if they had Caleb Williams. Just sayin.
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I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
Oh come on. Show the fan incursion.
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Oh come on. Show the fan incursion.
The moment is too big for Drake Maye. Give me Caleb 100%.
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
The moment is too big for Drake Maye. Give me Caleb 100%.
Ah, so NOW he cares about young children. Got it.
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Ah, so NOW he cares about young children. Got it.
My god, nobody is gonna score a TD in this game.
February 9, 2026 at 1:53 AM
My god, nobody is gonna score a TD in this game.
Wait, maybe this was lost on me, but was that the 5 year old that ICE kidnapped in that halftime show?
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Wait, maybe this was lost on me, but was that the 5 year old that ICE kidnapped in that halftime show?
MAHA with an ad in the superbowl. Going to make a big ass plate of ferments now.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
MAHA with an ad in the superbowl. Going to make a big ass plate of ferments now.
The main issue is have with the entirety of this Superbowl experience is that there is no Caleb Williams. This should be the last Superbowl for a while where that is true.
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
The main issue is have with the entirety of this Superbowl experience is that there is no Caleb Williams. This should be the last Superbowl for a while where that is true.
Coinbase. More like coinb ASS.
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Coinbase. More like coinb ASS.
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this game has a decided lack of caleb williams being caleb williams and ben johnson telling some stupid loser team they suck ass. nfl needs to address this moving forward
February 9, 2026 at 12:40 AM
this game has a decided lack of caleb williams being caleb williams and ben johnson telling some stupid loser team they suck ass. nfl needs to address this moving forward