Questionable Morales
@garyrockrose.bsky.social
I am a human who is trying to figure out a way to continue working 20 years past my own death so I can reach my retirement goals.
The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
November 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Al Michaels watching that punt
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Al Michaels watching that punt
I see the Matthew Eberlose defense is stinking up the joint again.
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I see the Matthew Eberlose defense is stinking up the joint again.
Minnesota.....performing poorly.
October 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Minnesota.....performing poorly.
Jim Harbaugh getting his revenge on the vikings tonight for 1992.
October 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Jim Harbaugh getting his revenge on the vikings tonight for 1992.
The Dallas Cowboys Defense
October 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The Dallas Cowboys Defense
This is Facebook now. Just 58% AI slop, 42% people you knew from high school turning Charlie Kirk into a Martyr. Appparently, Dan Snyder (former owner of the Washington commanders) was the one killed in the Dany Heatley crash. Ok.
September 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
This is Facebook now. Just 58% AI slop, 42% people you knew from high school turning Charlie Kirk into a Martyr. Appparently, Dan Snyder (former owner of the Washington commanders) was the one killed in the Dany Heatley crash. Ok.
We're great
September 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
We're great
IMPROVE YOUR STOOL QUALITY! I COMMAND YOU.
September 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
IMPROVE YOUR STOOL QUALITY! I COMMAND YOU.
I wonder if his hospital name is Nicola Serrani
September 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I wonder if his hospital name is Nicola Serrani
Its flat fuck Friday.
August 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Its flat fuck Friday.
Masculine alpha male.
August 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Masculine alpha male.
I now have a household pet.
August 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I now have a household pet.
Quick! Fire the person who is correctly pointing out that shit is not getting cheaper! Hurry dear leader!
August 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Quick! Fire the person who is correctly pointing out that shit is not getting cheaper! Hurry dear leader!
Are you a dumb racist goon? We're hiring!
August 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Are you a dumb racist goon? We're hiring!
"Why are home runs not working." -Meta AI
August 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
"Why are home runs not working." -Meta AI
Go cubs win. Yes, i am good luck.
July 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Go cubs win. Yes, i am good luck.
Was pleased to have noticed that our Chicago Cubs won tonight's ballgame. Go Cubs Win
July 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Was pleased to have noticed that our Chicago Cubs won tonight's ballgame. Go Cubs Win
