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gary @gary.info · Mar 28
something something ... it's got what plant's crave.
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Pluribus on Apple TV is such a great show - infuriatingly difficult to recommend though since it's so easy to spoil the experience if you share too many details

Just watch it, it's great!
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Pro tip for programmers: don't shower at the start of your day.

Instead, wait until you're absolutely stuck on a problem. THAT's when you shower - instant presto solution!

(Note: do not implement this if you work from an office)
November 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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This. A thousand times this.
November 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Losing PHP developers? Laravel isn’t a framework. It’s a JS onboarding program disguised as a PHP ecosystem. #laravel #javascript
October 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Just submitted my first in-person talk proposal since 2019 for @phparch.com phptek.io
PHP Tek 2026 - The Premier PHP Conference
Join us at PHP Tek 2026, the premier PHP conference featuring expert speakers, hands-on workshops, and networking opportunities.
phptek.io
October 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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I wrote up my "How I'm using coding agents in October 2025" post.

blog.fsck.com/2025/10/09/s...
Superpowers: How I'm using coding agents in October 2025
I used to write more
blog.fsck.com
October 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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A map of the US titled "Troop Movements" is a real thing in 2025.

What the fuck.
October 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Always give service workers five stars. If you have to rate them, unless you literally died, give them five stars.

Their bosses don't view the rating system the same was as you. Just give them five stars.
September 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
was it tylenol or vaccines? #autism
September 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I'm getting Raptured soon. Anyone want my stuff? I have a snoopy coffee mug and a slice of cheese.
September 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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just popped a bunch of tylenol so i can understand LLMs better
September 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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We need to be very clear about this.

Rising Christian nationalism is a threat to us all.

humanists.uk/2025/09/17/r...
Rising Christian nationalism: a threat to us all
Scenes on Saturday of Christian preachers denouncing ‘Secular Humanism’ from the main stage of Tommy Robinson’s radical right Unite the Kingdom rally in London may have been surprising to see on the s...
humanists.uk
September 19, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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Bruh
September 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
A few days ago, I had no idea who Charlie Kirk was or what a groyper is. Life was better back then. #nostalgia
September 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I miss the old Warp.dev, when it was a fast Terminal. Then the AI dollar signs ruined it for me. #warp Switched to Ghostty. It's a really nice app.
September 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
August 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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💯💯💯
August 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Release the Boost! #laravel
August 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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@mary.win is on stage for her first @LaraconUS talk about Design Patterns! She is killing it and I loved all her puns 😍 truly a pun artisan!
July 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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July 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Why is streaming so hard? Unintuitive tools? Bad feedback reporting? Most streamers seem to talk for the first 5-10 minutes not knowing if they can be seen or heard ok, how the quality is for viewers whether it's good or bad.
July 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM