🔞 Captain Garreth
@garrethscove.shorkwolf.com
The Shorkwolf of the Seven seas! Furry guy who loves discussing the games industry, but also really big people. You have been warned.
PFP: @odendo.bsky.social
Banner: @junesekai.bsky.social
3D Model: juicygatorade.bsky.social
PFP: @odendo.bsky.social
Banner: @junesekai.bsky.social
3D Model: juicygatorade.bsky.social
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I like it when YouTube suggests replies to comments because it makes me feel like I am playing YouTube: The Visual Novel.
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I like it when YouTube suggests replies to comments because it makes me feel like I am playing YouTube: The Visual Novel.
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This was so much fun to write. One of the true horrors of my childhood.
Do...do you want to see horny cartoon characters do the Olympics? Too bad that's what @mikedrucker.bsky.social brought us today. It's a Nerding day but, like, a horny one. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/nerd...
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This was so much fun to write. One of the true horrors of my childhood.
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me when I wear a little hat and eat dumplings ^w^
November 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
me when I wear a little hat and eat dumplings ^w^
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Introducing my new car the Estrogen Burger
November 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Introducing my new car the Estrogen Burger
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When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
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Just a heads up about Victory Heat Rally:
October 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Just a heads up about Victory Heat Rally:
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Me, in several discords, watching your average furry post a straight-up picture of Judy Hopps and describe it as 'Thicc':
October 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Me, in several discords, watching your average furry post a straight-up picture of Judy Hopps and describe it as 'Thicc':
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I feel this in my soul 😂
November 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I feel this in my soul 😂
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Peacock has given the green light to Twisted Metal Season 3, but the series will return without original showrunner Michael Jonathan Smith. https://bit.ly/4r4H9EI
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Peacock has given the green light to Twisted Metal Season 3, but the series will return without original showrunner Michael Jonathan Smith. https://bit.ly/4r4H9EI
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When you just watched Fury Road and can't wait to talk about it
Trump: "They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven. You want to wash your hands, or like me, you wash your hair. I lather up. There's no water. I won't mention the 3rd item in the bc I always get criticized. If you don't know what I'm talking about you shouldn't be owning a McDonalds"
November 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
When you just watched Fury Road and can't wait to talk about it
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🍔🫡
(clip from the Netflix documentary High Score)
(clip from the Netflix documentary High Score)
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
🍔🫡
(clip from the Netflix documentary High Score)
(clip from the Netflix documentary High Score)
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Oh it’s that time again.
a picture of a man in a suit and tie with the words cloudflare outage above him
ALT: a picture of a man in a suit and tie with the words cloudflare outage above him
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Oh it’s that time again.
Because of shit in my past, I always feel a strong pressure when someone is waiting on my reaction to a thing they love, so I apologize if I get very weird when you do that.
November 18, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Because of shit in my past, I always feel a strong pressure when someone is waiting on my reaction to a thing they love, so I apologize if I get very weird when you do that.
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![Extra two panels to the meme
1: Guard on the tower saying [bluesky post by Qsy
@qsy.bsky.social
"Oh yeah btw the reason why Vine is being relaunched with great fanfare and no Al is because it's jointly operated with an Al company and they probably don;t want to pollute their scrap pile with stuff they've already shat out."]
2: Guy in blue tunic pulling the lever and shouting "CLOSE THE GATE".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:56la2acetaj5pkcx5qf6opds/bafkreif4rrdte5uq37ad6hrsa77crbvkkafdshqgcsjcecq6wtssw365ii@jpeg)
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The way this dude perfectly, with no preparation, does a really good snarl needs to be studied
November 17, 2025 at 9:56 AM
The way this dude perfectly, with no preparation, does a really good snarl needs to be studied
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Me: It must be wonderful to listen to the Don Quijote theme song over and over. :)
Don Quijote employee: Please, kill me.
Don Quijote employee: Please, kill me.
November 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Me: It must be wonderful to listen to the Don Quijote theme song over and over. :)
Don Quijote employee: Please, kill me.
Don Quijote employee: Please, kill me.
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Obsessed with this gif of Cynthia Erivo 😂💅🏽
a woman with a shaved head wearing a black jacket
Alt: Cynthia Erivo backing away in shock
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Obsessed with this gif of Cynthia Erivo 😂💅🏽
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Of course it’s a D&D meme
Of course it’s a D&D meme
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Of course it’s a D&D meme
Of course it’s a D&D meme
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‘Hytale’ is back in development 🎮
• Project was canceled by Riot Games earlier this year
• OG creators just bought the rights back
• They’ve rehired 30 devs and are committing 10 years of funding
• Development started in 2015
• Early Access will be announced in a few days
• Project was canceled by Riot Games earlier this year
• OG creators just bought the rights back
• They’ve rehired 30 devs and are committing 10 years of funding
• Development started in 2015
• Early Access will be announced in a few days
November 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
‘Hytale’ is back in development 🎮
• Project was canceled by Riot Games earlier this year
• OG creators just bought the rights back
• They’ve rehired 30 devs and are committing 10 years of funding
• Development started in 2015
• Early Access will be announced in a few days
• Project was canceled by Riot Games earlier this year
• OG creators just bought the rights back
• They’ve rehired 30 devs and are committing 10 years of funding
• Development started in 2015
• Early Access will be announced in a few days