Garret
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Democrats want ICE to not exist, you dingus.
February 4, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Democrats want ICE to not exist, you dingus.
1 Trillion market cap, "can't" pay employees a livable wage...sure.
February 4, 2026 at 2:39 AM
1 Trillion market cap, "can't" pay employees a livable wage...sure.
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I like how these guys sit around watching the walls of democracy crumble and are like, “I should spend my time writing a book.”
February 3, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I like how these guys sit around watching the walls of democracy crumble and are like, “I should spend my time writing a book.”
Peter Thiel?
You mean the guy from the Epstein files? That guy?
You mean the guy from the Epstein files? That guy?
February 3, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Peter Thiel?
You mean the guy from the Epstein files? That guy?
You mean the guy from the Epstein files? That guy?
You’re telling me some of the people with brain damage have issues with Bad Bunny?
February 3, 2026 at 12:06 AM
You’re telling me some of the people with brain damage have issues with Bad Bunny?
Beavis AND Butthead?
In THIS economy‽
In THIS economy‽
February 2, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Beavis AND Butthead?
In THIS economy‽
In THIS economy‽
My favorite thing about that screen as a kid was to notice the spooky face in the water (whether intentional or not).
February 2, 2026 at 9:09 PM
My favorite thing about that screen as a kid was to notice the spooky face in the water (whether intentional or not).
You’ll have to pry my bidet from my cold, dead butt.
February 1, 2026 at 3:27 PM
You’ll have to pry my bidet from my cold, dead butt.
Starting with Elon, right?
February 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Starting with Elon, right?
He “didn’t go” because according to the files even Epstein didn’t want to hang out with this loser.
January 31, 2026 at 5:27 PM
He “didn’t go” because according to the files even Epstein didn’t want to hang out with this loser.
The real tragedy of Don Lemon being arrested is now we have to talk about Don Lemon.
January 30, 2026 at 9:22 PM
The real tragedy of Don Lemon being arrested is now we have to talk about Don Lemon.
I'm sure Tim was happy to know this while clinking glasses of champagne at the White House Melania movie showing last weekend.
January 29, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I'm sure Tim was happy to know this while clinking glasses of champagne at the White House Melania movie showing last weekend.
January 29, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Democrats really are going fumble this at the one yard line, aren’t they?
There’s no reforming this organization.
There’s no reforming this organization.
January 29, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Democrats really are going fumble this at the one yard line, aren’t they?
There’s no reforming this organization.
There’s no reforming this organization.
Reforms?
What the weak ass shit is that?
Rip out DHS from the studs.
What the weak ass shit is that?
Rip out DHS from the studs.
January 29, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Reforms?
What the weak ass shit is that?
Rip out DHS from the studs.
What the weak ass shit is that?
Rip out DHS from the studs.
Sentient thumb has opinions, more at 11.
January 29, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Sentient thumb has opinions, more at 11.
Man, finally for Isaiah.
January 28, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Man, finally for Isaiah.
I wonder what BigBalls is up to.
January 28, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I wonder what BigBalls is up to.
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"I'm gonna give Homan the benefit of the doubt"
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
January 27, 2026 at 11:26 PM
"I'm gonna give Homan the benefit of the doubt"
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
Nintendo/MonolithSoft are doing us all a disservice by not putting out a 60fps patch for Switch 2 for that game. I'd easily pay $10 for like I did for the Zelda ones.
January 27, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Nintendo/MonolithSoft are doing us all a disservice by not putting out a 60fps patch for Switch 2 for that game. I'd easily pay $10 for like I did for the Zelda ones.
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What’s fucked up is that the ticket buyer is Paddington Bear
January 27, 2026 at 2:19 AM
What’s fucked up is that the ticket buyer is Paddington Bear
He might talk tough, but Greg Bovino still can’t ride all the rides at Six Flags.
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January 27, 2026 at 4:23 AM
He might talk tough, but Greg Bovino still can’t ride all the rides at Six Flags.
🧍 📏 🚫🎢
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