Garret
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Masto: @garretble@mastodon.social
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The real tragedy of Don Lemon being arrested is now we have to talk about Don Lemon.
January 30, 2026 at 9:22 PM
The real tragedy of Don Lemon being arrested is now we have to talk about Don Lemon.
I wonder what BigBalls is up to.
January 28, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I wonder what BigBalls is up to.
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"I'm gonna give Homan the benefit of the doubt"
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
January 27, 2026 at 11:26 PM
"I'm gonna give Homan the benefit of the doubt"
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
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What’s fucked up is that the ticket buyer is Paddington Bear
January 27, 2026 at 2:19 AM
What’s fucked up is that the ticket buyer is Paddington Bear
He might talk tough, but Greg Bovino still can’t ride all the rides at Six Flags.
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January 27, 2026 at 4:23 AM
He might talk tough, but Greg Bovino still can’t ride all the rides at Six Flags.
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“He had a gun!” the insane hypocrites screamed.
January 25, 2026 at 6:49 PM
“He had a gun!” the insane hypocrites screamed.
Me, reading any news whatsoever:
a young man wearing sunglasses and a hat says " i am straight up not having a good time "
ALT: a young man wearing sunglasses and a hat says " i am straight up not having a good time "
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Me, reading any news whatsoever:
Weak talk from the administration that kept saying they'd "fix" everything on day one.
Vance on the economy:
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Weak talk from the administration that kept saying they'd "fix" everything on day one.
Sucks that we are in a place where the city has to reiterate this information, but thanks to republicans here we are.
The City of OKC is committed to serving all people. City employees, including police officers and firefighters, focus on their core responsibilities to provide essential services. City employees do not ask about immigration status when providing City services. This ensures everyone can:
January 20, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Sucks that we are in a place where the city has to reiterate this information, but thanks to republicans here we are.
Watching #Unrivaled on HBO and it’s super clear and my AVR is showing Dolby Atmos.
Meanwhile, pretty much every #NBA game I watch on YoutubeTV is in stereo and often is in some weird ass 720p (1080p if you’re lucky) “enhanced” BS.
Meanwhile, pretty much every #NBA game I watch on YoutubeTV is in stereo and often is in some weird ass 720p (1080p if you’re lucky) “enhanced” BS.
January 20, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Watching #Unrivaled on HBO and it’s super clear and my AVR is showing Dolby Atmos.
Meanwhile, pretty much every #NBA game I watch on YoutubeTV is in stereo and often is in some weird ass 720p (1080p if you’re lucky) “enhanced” BS.
Meanwhile, pretty much every #NBA game I watch on YoutubeTV is in stereo and often is in some weird ass 720p (1080p if you’re lucky) “enhanced” BS.
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Mute is the better option here.
Bluesky allows basically anyone to get a list of who blocks whom. It’s not private.
As detailed in this post
mastodon.social/@_elena/1159...
Bluesky allows basically anyone to get a list of who blocks whom. It’s not private.
As detailed in this post
mastodon.social/@_elena/1159...
January 17, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Mute is the better option here.
Bluesky allows basically anyone to get a list of who blocks whom. It’s not private.
As detailed in this post
mastodon.social/@_elena/1159...
Bluesky allows basically anyone to get a list of who blocks whom. It’s not private.
As detailed in this post
mastodon.social/@_elena/1159...
Americans should leave to avoid some "severe risks [of] wrongful detention, torture in detention, terrorism, kidnapping, arbitrary enforcement of local laws" to come home to "severe risks [of] wrongful detention, torture in detention, terrorism, kidnapping, arbitrary enforcement of local laws"
The State Department issued its "highest Travel Advisory" regarding Venezuela, telling Americans not to travel there and telling citizens currently there to leave due to the "severe risks [of] wrongful detention, torture in detention, terrorism, kidnapping, arbitrary enforcement of local laws"
January 12, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Americans should leave to avoid some "severe risks [of] wrongful detention, torture in detention, terrorism, kidnapping, arbitrary enforcement of local laws" to come home to "severe risks [of] wrongful detention, torture in detention, terrorism, kidnapping, arbitrary enforcement of local laws"
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Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Discord wants to know how you feel about AI.
Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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So the ICE agent who shot Renee Good is (according to his father) married to an immigrant from the Philippines.
Now people are using that to justify his violence. Yeah, because marriage to someone erases your “-isms”. No, it does NOT. Prime example, JD Vance.
Now people are using that to justify his violence. Yeah, because marriage to someone erases your “-isms”. No, it does NOT. Prime example, JD Vance.
January 9, 2026 at 4:58 PM
So the ICE agent who shot Renee Good is (according to his father) married to an immigrant from the Philippines.
Now people are using that to justify his violence. Yeah, because marriage to someone erases your “-isms”. No, it does NOT. Prime example, JD Vance.
Now people are using that to justify his violence. Yeah, because marriage to someone erases your “-isms”. No, it does NOT. Prime example, JD Vance.
FINALLY
For those with a male perineum, there’s MOR, a device that can gently zap the area to either delay or intensify ejaculation.
January 5, 2026 at 10:36 PM
FINALLY
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Still so funny
January 2, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Still so funny
The Discover tab is cool because it’ll show a post made 8 days ago — which in real time is basically five years ago for as much worth as it brings.
December 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The Discover tab is cool because it’ll show a post made 8 days ago — which in real time is basically five years ago for as much worth as it brings.
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My whole life we’ve been told that The US is simply too big to have high speed rail
December 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
My whole life we’ve been told that The US is simply too big to have high speed rail
Can I get a “hell yeah”
Tesla has proven itself to be fairly resilient to pressure from competition and sales kerfuffles. But not this time.
insideevs.com/news/782155/...
insideevs.com/news/782155/...
Tesla's U.S. Sales Are On Track For A Very Bad 2025
Today on Critical Materials: Tesla's 2025 sales fumble, GM is leading on former Cruise engineers, and China officializes door handle regulations.
insideevs.com
December 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Can I get a “hell yeah”
LUHAN: Is the FCC an independent agency?
CARR: I think th---
L: Yes or no
C: There's a test for this in the la---
L: It's yes or no, Brendan! On your website, it simply says, man, 'the FCC is independent.' This isn't a trick question
C: The FCC is not
L: So is your website lying?
C: Possibly
CARR: I think th---
L: Yes or no
C: There's a test for this in the la---
L: It's yes or no, Brendan! On your website, it simply says, man, 'the FCC is independent.' This isn't a trick question
C: The FCC is not
L: So is your website lying?
C: Possibly
December 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Lord, I see what they have over there and I want that for me.
Less than 48 hours after the deadly attack at Sydney's Bondi Beach that left more than a dozen dead, Australian authorities announced proposals for sweeping new gun laws. n.pr/48UTa7g
Australia announces strict new gun laws. Here's how it can act so swiftly
Less than 48 hours after the deadly attack at Sydney's Bondi Beach that left more than a dozen dead, Australian authorities announced proposals for sweeping new gun laws.
n.pr
December 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Lord, I see what they have over there and I want that for me.
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tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
December 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
“I am FILLED with Christ’s love!” - Saved (2004)
these mfers love talking about God while radiating evil like an unshielded reactor core
December 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
“I am FILLED with Christ’s love!” - Saved (2004)