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Fun #sunset clouds last night.
September 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
September 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Looks like I’m now “sitting on my back porch reading an actual, physical newspaper” years old now.

#theOnion
September 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I am the man who delivers.

@hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp
September 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I HAVE THE TOTE. I SHALL NOW TOTE.

@theonion.com
September 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I know I've said this before, but these buttons do nothing.

#Bluesky, make these buttons do what they say!
September 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It's been 80 years...

#Silksong
September 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I 100% bought a hardback copy of Death of the Author because @nnedi.bsky.social made a post about it and it showed up on my Discover feed.

It's on my desk right now next to me, and I'm enjoying it a lot.
July 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
@reckless.bsky.social @davidpierce.xyz

Found a wild party speaker today in a small brewery in Belgium: De Struise Brouwers
July 14, 2025 at 10:17 AM
April 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Got a peony a'bloomin'.

#flowers
April 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Wow, what a rally...
April 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I’m moving to a new house this weekend, and may I share the best part of this home?
April 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Ayyyy guuurl, you wanna meet up over at Bump Ass Park?
March 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
That's an oof.
March 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I’m pretty happy with this ride, though I was a little slower than I’d like.

That was really only because today was the first long ride of the year so my body wasn’t fully ready. I forgot my snacks! But I did stop and buy the greatest Snickers bar ever, ha.

#cycling
February 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Tried to watch a trailer for a game and got this pop-up on their website.

That's gonna be a "No" from me, dawg.
February 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Firefox (on desktop at least) actually has a pretty good Copy option. When it sees tracking garbage, that Copy Without Site Tracking option will be available and it'll do it for you.

On mobile, I'm not sure.
February 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Still works for me so far.
December 30, 2024 at 3:33 PM
I just saw this in my feed and thought it was fake, so I looked up the final score, and woof.
December 20, 2024 at 10:56 PM
A wild Chet has appeared!

#Thunder #NBA
December 11, 2024 at 3:08 AM
We will hopefully win this one!

#Thunder #NBA
December 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Finally got a chance to play the #MassEffect board game tonight, and it’s excellent.

Good work, @ithayla.bsky.social!
December 8, 2024 at 8:58 AM
Reminder:
December 1, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Same.
November 26, 2024 at 6:29 PM