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The guy that wrote Sixty-Nine Stories? #nice
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Shai hasn’t played enough 4th quarters to break into any foul leaderboards.
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I felt more emotions during this game and the dlc than pretty much any other game in my life.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
When are you guys going to impeach?
November 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
They really want women to self identify as pregnant so the government can know. And if there is a miscarriage or other change to that designation they can more easily charge them with crimes.

It’s a trap.
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
God there's nothing more that I loath than the way AI sounds and the way they have set them up to speak. Jesus Christ.
November 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The United States has the most people in prison in the whole world, and each robot costs 10s of thousands of dollars.

Sounds really cost effective to me! What a good idea from such a smart person like Elon!
November 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m eager to see what kind of new ways they can introduce loading screens.
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
In the far future, when we’ve finally gotten rid of all the nazi and fascism shit (hopefully), edgelords won’t even be able to say “at least trump got the planes to run on time.”
November 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I’m sure if they fire more people trying to form a union they’ll get it out faster.
November 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Yeah AI is definitely a thing everyone wants. So much so that they need help from the government to actually make their business work.
November 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I might be in the minority, but I have never once used a voice note to take notes. Maybe to record a silly thing, but never to go back and listen to.
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"Internal crisis at Heritage" is what I wake up in the mornings for.
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
In unrelated news, how do they fix a baby doll that has one stuck eye?
November 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I wonder if being bald is a requirement to be the host in these international versions.
October 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM