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November 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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me and my buddy are doing a somber version of feliz navidad with minor chords and kind of a funeral military march drumbeat. it's about society and the current moment
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
my girl got a big ol booty‼️ 😎
your girl got a lil booty‼️ 🤏
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
been more casually describing myself as woke lately
November 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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We showed this picture to 1000 American warehouse workers and it caused the fall of the West
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The Chick Fil-A cow is a traitor and a disgrace to the entire ranch
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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These three made my day😄
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
November 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 7:19 AM
For Reverend Green
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November 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Isn't it crazy how no amount of cats could change a lightbulb. There could be a million of them and it wouldn't get done
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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The last time New York had a decent mayor was Giuliani, over two decades ago. Say what you will about him (you younger people only know what's become of him after leaving office), but he really did clean up the city. He oversaw the removal of its two biggest eyesores.
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Dick Cheney died which means we can finally open the government back up!
November 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Darkness...
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
By contrast if Toronto won Fidel Castro's son would've personally congratulated the Blue Jays
Trump congratulates the Dodgers.

“SEE YOU ALL AT THE WHITE HOUSE!!!”
November 2, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Great world series guys
Unrelated but here's a book recommendation
November 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
tu eres muerto
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Toronto 💔
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM