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galguibra.bsky.social
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Screenshot of AP article covering raccoon breaking into liquor store, with added highlighting of humorous bits of text. Article reads: ASHLAND, Va. (AP) — The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf, where the scotch and whisky were stored. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed, a ceiling tile collapsed and alcohol pooled on the floor. The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he’s a raccoon. On Saturday morning, an employee at the Ashland, Virginia-area liquor store found the trash panda passed out on the bathroom floor at the end of his drunken escapade. “I personally like raccoons,” said Samantha Martin, an officer who works at the local animal control. “They are funny little critters. He fell through one of the ceiling tiles and went on a full-blown rampage, drinking everything.” Martin said she took the raccoon back to the animal shelter, though she had her fair share of giggles along the way. “Another day in the life of an animal control officer, I guess,” she said. The Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter commended Martin for handling the break-in, and confirmed the raccoon had sobered up. “After a few hours of sleep and zero signs of injury (other than maybe a hangover and poor life choices), he was safely released back to the wild, hopefully having learned that breaking and entering is not the answer,” the agency said.
December 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
galguibra.bsky.social
sooooo are they also gonna get rid of the leahy laws or just stop providing military assistance to [CHECKS NOTES] the majority of US allies and trading partners 🤦
noethematt.bsky.social Matthew Noe 🔜 MICE @noethematt.bsky.social · 11d
"Countries with state subsidies for abortion, transgender-friendly policies for children, hate speech laws and affirmative action policies will now be considered to be violating human rights under rules imposed at the [US] State Department..."

www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
Abortion And DEI Policies Now Considered Violations Of Human Rights, U.S. Says
The Trump administration has overhauled how the State Department conducts its annual Human Rights Report.
www.forbes.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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maxberger.bsky.social
MAGA: Trump is going to strip Mamdani of his citizenship!

Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
galguibra.bsky.social
hate how impossible it's gotten to sort/filter when you're online shopping :/

like, as soon as you sort "price: low to high," it's just dozens of pages of barely related paraphernalia. wanna filter by basic qualities like size, color, material, etc? almost nothing is tagged, so good fucking luck!!!
November 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
The secret to alchemy is that most combinations of two things will make mustard gas If you mix them except for lead and the pope’s blood which makes gold and daytime television and benzos which makes race science
November 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
galguibra.bsky.social
any (lack of) substance aside, just the sheer histrionics of american pundits rn re mamdani has me ROLLING

like girl wdym you think millions will flee the city as it collapses into chaos all around you 😭😭😭
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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moreperfectunion.bsky.social
BREAKING: Former FTC chair Lina Khan to serve as co-chair of Zohran Mamdani’s mayoral transition team.
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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proserpina.bsky.social
seventeen em-dashes in 1100 words i'm cooked
October 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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moreperfectunion.bsky.social
The USDA has a contingency plan to keep SNAP running during a government shutdown — but the document laying out that plan has been deleted from the agency’s website.

www.notus.org/trump-white-...
USDA Quietly Deletes Its Contingency Plan for Funding SNAP
The 55-page “lapse of funding” document for USDA is no longer available online.
www.notus.org
October 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
The year is 2025. The rarest skill in the world is acting normal for like 15 minutes. For me of course it's effortless
October 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
you think it's "gay" to be associated with anything left of center ...

*opens manilla envelope*

... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...

*slides 8x10 photo across table*

... you wore the tutti frutti
CIAsandman on Twitter writes: "Leftist friend got called “fuckin lib” by a foid at a bar last night. Their cultural grip is slipping. It’s cringe and gay to even be associated with anything left of center." On January 21, 2025, CIAsandman tweets: "White boy fuel." There's a photo showing him holding a half-eaten piece of bread a bottle of water. On his wrist is a white Swatch watch. An eBay auction for the Swatch says: 1996 Vintage Swatch Watch TUTTI FRUTTI GW109 Working Swatch Watches Women A detective looks down at a suspect while a light is shining above the suspect's head.
October 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
i don't get it. omen sushi in nyc is cheaper than nobu in malibu, where you dined last year without your wife
Michael Rapaport tweets: "How’s a so-called “working class” mayoral candidate like Zohran Mamdani eating at OMEN SUSHI tonight — one of the priciest joints in NYC? 🍣💰 This clown lives in a rent-stabilized apartment in Queens but dines like a diplomat on a Qatar-funded per diem. Who’s paying for that toro, “Zoron the Moron”?" There are two photos of Zohran Mamdani and his wife eating at a restaurant. Michael Rapaport eating outside of a restaurant. There are some white canopy umbrellas around him and a tree in the background. Also the ocean and some fence. Two photos. The first shows the outside of Nobu in Malibu. The second shows the area where Michael sat. There is the same tree, ocean, white canopy umbrellas, and fence. The menu for Nobu in Malibu shows prices around $60. The menu for Omen Sushi in NYC shows prices around $35.
October 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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danmentos.com
oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.
October 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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eerieseymour.bsky.social
The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.
October 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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zachsilberberg.bsky.social
caught my baby trying to sell his brand new shoes on depop. yeah the listing said exactly what you think it did
October 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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thehyyyype.bsky.social
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for life. Transform a man into a fish and you enable him to roam the cool waters of the Atlantic, free from the burdens of the human world
October 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
October 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
(replying) Hey man your post should've been different. You should've used a different word or possibly expressed a totally different idea entirely. Preferably the one I would've used
January 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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kennedytcooper.bsky.social
The dick sucking factory is in crisis. The tariffs have made dicks twice as expensive to import. All the best dick suckers want a "living wage" nowadays and have quit to start cottage industry penis stimulation businesses. Congress promised a bailout but it went to the ass eating lobbies instead.
September 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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dadvans.bsky.social
once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system
September 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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raxkingisdead.bsky.social
guy who says ‘put er there pal’ before going in for a sensual tongue kiss
September 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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dvorameyers.bsky.social
A banger from the suspended Gretchen Felker Martin's Patreon.
September 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM