@furureperfect.bsky.social
Situated slightly outside of society, at odds with its odd offerings.
A message to all of the businesses I regularly patronize:
If you suddenly start requiring a code to use your restroom, I am suddenly going to start stealing all of your toilet paper.
If you suddenly start requiring a code to use your restroom, I am suddenly going to start stealing all of your toilet paper.
August 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
A message to all of the businesses I regularly patronize:
If you suddenly start requiring a code to use your restroom, I am suddenly going to start stealing all of your toilet paper.
If you suddenly start requiring a code to use your restroom, I am suddenly going to start stealing all of your toilet paper.
I just encountered the phrase "zoomer broccoli haircut" and whaddya know, as usual the young male trend is the Lesbian trend from 10 years ago
July 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I just encountered the phrase "zoomer broccoli haircut" and whaddya know, as usual the young male trend is the Lesbian trend from 10 years ago
Vulcans will really do whatever you tell them if you just say "it's the only logical solution," won't they? It's such a vulnerability.
July 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Vulcans will really do whatever you tell them if you just say "it's the only logical solution," won't they? It's such a vulnerability.
Not going to pretend I can predict the future, but I know that if I were Trump, in his position with his desires etc, the absolute best thing that could happen right to me now would be 9/11. And if I were Trump I would know that.
July 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Not going to pretend I can predict the future, but I know that if I were Trump, in his position with his desires etc, the absolute best thing that could happen right to me now would be 9/11. And if I were Trump I would know that.
Finding myself real curious right now about how many Americans currently have both 1) Medicare and 2) guns. Just because as far as I know we're only proposing taking one away.
July 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Finding myself real curious right now about how many Americans currently have both 1) Medicare and 2) guns. Just because as far as I know we're only proposing taking one away.
Not fair! Sometimes I'm glad there's a porta potty.
June 19, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Not fair! Sometimes I'm glad there's a porta potty.
Forget the Harvard crowd counters, I want the cell carriers to tell us how many people were protesting yesterday
June 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Forget the Harvard crowd counters, I want the cell carriers to tell us how many people were protesting yesterday
Citizen science! I wasn't seeing much about the protests in the news tab, so I scrolled back to count: from about 12am to about 3pm, there were 815 articles. 25 about the protests, of which 6 were about the guy shot in SLC. 3% seems a little low for the most important event in the US yesterday.
June 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Citizen science! I wasn't seeing much about the protests in the news tab, so I scrolled back to count: from about 12am to about 3pm, there were 815 articles. 25 about the protests, of which 6 were about the guy shot in SLC. 3% seems a little low for the most important event in the US yesterday.
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I think a good rule of thumb is if your preferred source of news referred to yesterday's protest as "tens of thousands" and not "millions", you need to find a different news source.
June 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I think a good rule of thumb is if your preferred source of news referred to yesterday's protest as "tens of thousands" and not "millions", you need to find a different news source.
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"It is a sufficient proof that we are not an essentially democratic state that we are always wondering what we shall do with the poor. If we were democrats, we should be wondering what the poor will do with us."
G.K. Chesterton
G.K. Chesterton
June 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"It is a sufficient proof that we are not an essentially democratic state that we are always wondering what we shall do with the poor. If we were democrats, we should be wondering what the poor will do with us."
G.K. Chesterton
G.K. Chesterton
We cannot build bananas in America.
June 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
We cannot build bananas in America.
Proposal: Palantir dating app.
We know you inside and out. Every last detail. Here is a suitable partner for you.
We know you inside and out. Every last detail. Here is a suitable partner for you.
June 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Proposal: Palantir dating app.
We know you inside and out. Every last detail. Here is a suitable partner for you.
We know you inside and out. Every last detail. Here is a suitable partner for you.
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Aircraft carriers of the world
USA
UK
France
Ukraine
USA
UK
France
Ukraine
June 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Aircraft carriers of the world
USA
UK
France
Ukraine
USA
UK
France
Ukraine
Why did we go with "skeets" for bluesky posts? Why not "bleets"?
May 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Why did we go with "skeets" for bluesky posts? Why not "bleets"?
It's weird that the Ferengi just wave their primary erogenous organs around where anyone can touch (grab, hit...) them. You'd think their culture would have developed some kind of tactical earmuffs.
May 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It's weird that the Ferengi just wave their primary erogenous organs around where anyone can touch (grab, hit...) them. You'd think their culture would have developed some kind of tactical earmuffs.
Memorial day weekend is over and no serious fires near me! It's going to be a good summer.
May 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Memorial day weekend is over and no serious fires near me! It's going to be a good summer.
DON'T 34 47
May 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
DON'T 34 47
Maybe what I like about solitaire is getting to hit "New Deal" all the time. Hell yeah, New Deal. Another one- this one's almost a century old. Hit me.
May 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Maybe what I like about solitaire is getting to hit "New Deal" all the time. Hell yeah, New Deal. Another one- this one's almost a century old. Hit me.
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TY💙 Sassy
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May 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Energy & Commerce text is out. Will go through it in this thread.
tl;dr: this'd be the largest Medicaid cuts in history, kicking millions off their health insurance, leading to tens of thousands of additional deaths each year
LOTS of bad stuff in this (but the very worst policy did not make it in)
tl;dr: this'd be the largest Medicaid cuts in history, kicking millions off their health insurance, leading to tens of thousands of additional deaths each year
LOTS of bad stuff in this (but the very worst policy did not make it in)
May 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Energy & Commerce text is out. Will go through it in this thread.
tl;dr: this'd be the largest Medicaid cuts in history, kicking millions off their health insurance, leading to tens of thousands of additional deaths each year
LOTS of bad stuff in this (but the very worst policy did not make it in)
tl;dr: this'd be the largest Medicaid cuts in history, kicking millions off their health insurance, leading to tens of thousands of additional deaths each year
LOTS of bad stuff in this (but the very worst policy did not make it in)
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Where is the daily briefing from the Dem Shadow Cabinet? At this point not making this part of the daily media diet of the country seems negligent, political malpractice and a form of capitulation.
May 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Where is the daily briefing from the Dem Shadow Cabinet? At this point not making this part of the daily media diet of the country seems negligent, political malpractice and a form of capitulation.