Sadly, this season was brought to us by the writers of Arrested Development.

A lot of these guys think girls should be married off shortly after puberty. Their spin is going to be "well the girls' fathers aren't legally allowed to protect (control) and discipline (beat) their property, that's liberals' fault."

Plot twist: it's the AI researchers who were the paperclip maximizers all along.

Hey I have a suggestion to simultaneously alleviate both the "excess inventory" and "affordability" problems

Not really.

You could also do something else, but that's risky.

Boy, they're all blinking an awful lot.

I've been noticing the same thing, the last several protests (signs on wooden sticks, what!) but to me it's a sign that there are tons of people out there who haven't protested for decades, or ever, which is great! That's what we need!