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how do those tiny arms reach the turntables?
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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CHOTINER: and when you're in water you

PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.

CHOTINER: And this is because

PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish

CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example

PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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2025 Headline of the Year nominee (November)
December 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Obsessed with this literal peel and reveal
December 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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At least five FUBARed Waymo robots:

Market & Guerrero, SF

One is a problem, two a mistake, five a major ops screw up. Waymo has never fixed their cascading failure problem. Maybe they don't know how.

Fundamentally unfit for service at scale until they do, IMO.

OP: tiktok.brahmsstan
December 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Where are the monuments to our culture
Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy
December 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
What, and I cannot stress this enough, the idiot-milled fuck
December 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Morning Sea at Shiribeshi — Hasui Kawase, 1932
December 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Spent the night dying every time @erikaishii.bsky.social started making biscuits on everyone else, 100/10
December 14, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Team my ring got here today and she's giving "thing I would desperately beg to inherit from the family" which feels like the perfect vibe
December 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Today in “Dudes Rock”:

A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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I will go to my grave screaming about how Pennywise being a clown hits completely different for anyone under 40 or 50, because the original intent was that Pennywise LOOKED HARMLESS, because “IT” predates scary clowns, & if the story were modern, Pennywise would manifest as a ninja turtle or Luffy
Welcome to Derry reveals why It loves to use the form of Pennywise the Clown so much.
Why Did IT Choose its Pennywise the Clown Form? WELCOME TO DERRY Reveals the Answer
nerdist.com
December 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.
December 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Gotta admit "the font is DEI" is a stage of absurdity I could not have predicted
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Get that tree a Yankees hat and you've got a live-action @diane.dianeduane.com story
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
On a conservative estimate, I've seen Rocky Horror at least 400 times.

I did accidentally see Moana six times in the first week and a half it was out because Auntie Rex made promises to all the little ones and then was bad at scheduling
seeing a movie 6 times is not hard mode smh that's basically true of every movie you owned pre 2005.

I wanna hear about the movies you've seen 50 times. or the movies you've seen 6 times that only came out post 2015
December 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Leave it to the tech bros to find a way to gentrify fucking track marks
I don't even know how to joke about this
December 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
December 5, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Really appreciate that the Sharks know I'm a Caps fan and reminded me about the game this week
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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I can't listen to the song without thinking of
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Me: huh, learning spanish won't change me at all

My wrapped: dale, puta
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Mango is just happy to be here.
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM