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Getting into Data Science lately. Check this out: what's your height over the last 1000 days? I'll tell you how tall you'll be Tomorrow, with 70% likelihood
July 31, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Getting into Data Science lately. Check this out: what's your height over the last 1000 days? I'll tell you how tall you'll be Tomorrow, with 70% likelihood
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hey remember when a rich ceo died then when they caught the suspect they made a circus of it like they found osama bin laden and charged him with terrorism but less than weeks ago two democrat lawmakers and their spouses were shot as literal assassination to shift control and everyone already forgot
June 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
hey remember when a rich ceo died then when they caught the suspect they made a circus of it like they found osama bin laden and charged him with terrorism but less than weeks ago two democrat lawmakers and their spouses were shot as literal assassination to shift control and everyone already forgot
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average comment section in 2025
May 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
average comment section in 2025
I'm about 1/3 of the way through Revelation Space and it's already clearly a masterpiece.
Honestly Reynolds could shit the bed with the second half and it would still be in my top 5 ever
Honestly Reynolds could shit the bed with the second half and it would still be in my top 5 ever
April 29, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I'm about 1/3 of the way through Revelation Space and it's already clearly a masterpiece.
Honestly Reynolds could shit the bed with the second half and it would still be in my top 5 ever
Honestly Reynolds could shit the bed with the second half and it would still be in my top 5 ever
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i genuinely want to know what the hell is wrong with this guy. he is a total monster and i am a little interested in how he got to be this way.
Stephen Miller, White House deputy chief of staff for policy, has begun baselessly claiming that birthright citizenship is a massive welfare scam.
Miller has previously endorsed a theory called “remigration” that refers to the forcible removal of non–ethnically European immigrants.
Miller has previously endorsed a theory called “remigration” that refers to the forcible removal of non–ethnically European immigrants.
Stephen Miller Unveils Bizarre New Attack on Birthright Citizenship
Stephen Miller has found a new excuse to ignore the Constitution.
newrepublic.com
April 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
i genuinely want to know what the hell is wrong with this guy. he is a total monster and i am a little interested in how he got to be this way.
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Don’t let the arrest of a Federal Judge distract you from the announcement that ICE can enter anyone’s home without a warrant to look for migrants.
April 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Don’t let the arrest of a Federal Judge distract you from the announcement that ICE can enter anyone’s home without a warrant to look for migrants.
damn girl, that's a nice outfit..
it'd look even better while you and your friends are beating the shit out of me... 😉
it'd look even better while you and your friends are beating the shit out of me... 😉
April 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
damn girl, that's a nice outfit..
it'd look even better while you and your friends are beating the shit out of me... 😉
it'd look even better while you and your friends are beating the shit out of me... 😉
free successful business idea:
sauerkraut, but like as a shot, and it's cool now.
The kids will go crazy for it
sauerkraut, but like as a shot, and it's cool now.
The kids will go crazy for it
April 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
free successful business idea:
sauerkraut, but like as a shot, and it's cool now.
The kids will go crazy for it
sauerkraut, but like as a shot, and it's cool now.
The kids will go crazy for it
pro-cook life-pro-tip (only chefs will understand...)
just put the taters in the microwave
just put the taters in the microwave
April 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
pro-cook life-pro-tip (only chefs will understand...)
just put the taters in the microwave
just put the taters in the microwave
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starting to suspect that 50 years of big-time value-neutral brain-in-a-vat legal writing and reporting going "what if the constitution says crimes are actually the law? wouldn't that be interesting?" has had negative downstream effects
March 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
starting to suspect that 50 years of big-time value-neutral brain-in-a-vat legal writing and reporting going "what if the constitution says crimes are actually the law? wouldn't that be interesting?" has had negative downstream effects
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They tortured him.
March 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
They tortured him.
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How many of them have to heil before the news calls it what it is?
3?
10?
600?
How many
3?
10?
600?
How many
February 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
How many of them have to heil before the news calls it what it is?
3?
10?
600?
How many
3?
10?
600?
How many
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The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky
February 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky
free idea: cold sauce (opposite of hot sauce, for like when your mom comes to taco wednesday)
February 13, 2025 at 7:10 AM
free idea: cold sauce (opposite of hot sauce, for like when your mom comes to taco wednesday)
me: (going back to college for IT, loving the process, building my skills and understanding of network infrastructure)
also me: (hears one Frank Ocean song) "Music is alive. I must finally commit fully to the drums."
also me: (hears one Frank Ocean song) "Music is alive. I must finally commit fully to the drums."
February 13, 2025 at 7:00 AM
me: (going back to college for IT, loving the process, building my skills and understanding of network infrastructure)
also me: (hears one Frank Ocean song) "Music is alive. I must finally commit fully to the drums."
also me: (hears one Frank Ocean song) "Music is alive. I must finally commit fully to the drums."
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I got death threats for writing about heavy metal bands that happened to have women in them. These wealthy politicians need to grow up
Gillibrand on WNYC today said one reason they're all falling in line is that they get death threats.
cassidy changing his tune after what he said on the senate floor is what has upgraded my position from "they are being bribed" or "they are worried about primary challenges" to "they are worried about being murdered"
February 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I got death threats for writing about heavy metal bands that happened to have women in them. These wealthy politicians need to grow up
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The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin
NEW - Ottawa Senators fans booed the American national anthem at the beginning of tonight’s hockey game.
February 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin
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There appear to be at least three separately operating heel factions breaking things within the government in wholly different ways right now. There's the Miller-headed immigration one, the DOGE/Elon one, and a Project 2025 OMB one. This dynamic hasn't showed up in mainstream reporting at all.
February 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
There appear to be at least three separately operating heel factions breaking things within the government in wholly different ways right now. There's the Miller-headed immigration one, the DOGE/Elon one, and a Project 2025 OMB one. This dynamic hasn't showed up in mainstream reporting at all.
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If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it.
Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.
But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.
They aren’t firing for a reason.
Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.
But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.
They aren’t firing for a reason.
January 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it.
Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.
But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.
They aren’t firing for a reason.
Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.
But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.
They aren’t firing for a reason.