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I apologize for not suicide bombing Jordan when I was negative 55 years old
October 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I apologize for not suicide bombing Jordan when I was negative 55 years old
Absolutely drowning this dumpling in vinegar.
October 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Absolutely drowning this dumpling in vinegar.
Can’t believe this Elon-ass post is still up.
WAFFLES
October 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Can’t believe this Elon-ass post is still up.
Bob Dylan accidentally invented stomp rock in the 80s, but he shouldn’t be blamed for it.
September 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Bob Dylan accidentally invented stomp rock in the 80s, but he shouldn’t be blamed for it.
Me, next time I post some historical inaccuracy: shit, better take some sexy pics and finally get that onlyfans account going.
September 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Me, next time I post some historical inaccuracy: shit, better take some sexy pics and finally get that onlyfans account going.
Just witnessed the changing of the guard at the Jehova’s Witness table. A moving ceremony.
September 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Just witnessed the changing of the guard at the Jehova’s Witness table. A moving ceremony.
Fuck Charlie Kirk, who is somehow even more disingenuous in death than he was while living.
Anyone want to get a round of "Fuck Charlie Kirk" going?
He was a bad person who said bad things, bad things happen to bad people. Tots and pears.
September 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Fuck Charlie Kirk, who is somehow even more disingenuous in death than he was while living.
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This one is a little complicated, but exactly right.
(The bear is dead.)
(The bear is dead.)
September 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This one is a little complicated, but exactly right.
(The bear is dead.)
(The bear is dead.)
Just had a very vivid dream where James Taylor accosted me and some friends on the street and persuaded us to come into his new restaurant. He was just the host / impresario and explained that the chef had just finished serving as the chef on a submarine. He kept making excuses for the food. Hmm.
September 16, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Just had a very vivid dream where James Taylor accosted me and some friends on the street and persuaded us to come into his new restaurant. He was just the host / impresario and explained that the chef had just finished serving as the chef on a submarine. He kept making excuses for the food. Hmm.
George Lincoln Rockwell Was Practicing Politics the Right Way
September 13, 2025 at 11:15 AM
George Lincoln Rockwell Was Practicing Politics the Right Way
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For more than 10 hours since 2 PM (Palestinian time), Israeli occupation forces have carried out mass abductions across Tulkarm, occupied West Bank, detaining almost every Palestinian man they encounter in streets, buildings, buses, pharmacies, and shops.
1/2
1/2
September 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
For more than 10 hours since 2 PM (Palestinian time), Israeli occupation forces have carried out mass abductions across Tulkarm, occupied West Bank, detaining almost every Palestinian man they encounter in streets, buildings, buses, pharmacies, and shops.
1/2
1/2
I don’t actually want groyper camps but they’re funny to conceptualize.
September 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I don’t actually want groyper camps but they’re funny to conceptualize.
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Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first?
(Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
(Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
August 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first?
(Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
(Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
I’m have word that the president’s condition is dire but RFK jr is en route with leeches and colloidal silver.
August 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I’m have word that the president’s condition is dire but RFK jr is en route with leeches and colloidal silver.
Fastest I’ve ever typed “stop” in my life.
August 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Fastest I’ve ever typed “stop” in my life.
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“My names Russel McClavin, and if there’s one thing I’ve learned from firebombing Arabs professionally it’s that these colors don’t run, and the guns I used in Kandahar have no place in America!“
Oh boy, I was really hesitant about voting against the GOP, but now that a retired USAF/Marine/CIA officer who refuses to lay out their ideology is running I’ll be sure to change my mind!
August 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
“My names Russel McClavin, and if there’s one thing I’ve learned from firebombing Arabs professionally it’s that these colors don’t run, and the guns I used in Kandahar have no place in America!“
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All along I was confusing Dean Cain with Dane Cook.
August 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
All along I was confusing Dean Cain with Dane Cook.
Caller: uh, hey Stavvy Baby and hey Eldis. So my question is this: how long after a woman has eaten dog food is it not gross to get a blow job from her? I’m assuming at least a couple days, right? We don’t kiss so that’s not an issue. She says no kissing, that’s her rule.
August 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Caller: uh, hey Stavvy Baby and hey Eldis. So my question is this: how long after a woman has eaten dog food is it not gross to get a blow job from her? I’m assuming at least a couple days, right? We don’t kiss so that’s not an issue. She says no kissing, that’s her rule.
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It’s now an insult to address Fredo Corleone as “Chris”.
He corrected his mistake by replying to no one while thinking he was talking to AOC. Unsettlingly stupid
August 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
It’s now an insult to address Fredo Corleone as “Chris”.
A rat done bit my sister Nell
EXCLUSIVE: Sean Duffy will announce expedited plans to build a nuclear reactor on the moon, his first major action as interim NASA administrator.
Duffy to announce nuclear reactor on the moon
This is the first major agency effort by the interim NASA administrator, who is also the Transportation secretary and a former Fox News host.
www.politico.com
August 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
A rat done bit my sister Nell
NY earthquake?
August 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
NY earthquake?
@majorityreport.bsky.social , I hope you have prof Law on as soon as she’s doing press for the book. It would be perfect for TMR even if it weren’t so particularly salient right now.
July 30, 2025 at 10:48 AM
@majorityreport.bsky.social , I hope you have prof Law on as soon as she’s doing press for the book. It would be perfect for TMR even if it weren’t so particularly salient right now.
Remarkable that the pinkfong “countries of the world” song goes so far out of its way to avoid African countries that the L country is Luxembourg.
July 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Remarkable that the pinkfong “countries of the world” song goes so far out of its way to avoid African countries that the L country is Luxembourg.