Heather and Jessica
@fuggirls.bsky.social
Fashion bloggers at www.GoFugYourself.com, writers of Drinks With Broads on Substack, and authors of The Royal We, The Heir Affair, Spoiled, and Messy wherever books are sold. We use affiliate links.
Taylor Swift has left the house.
Taylor Swift Ate Some Meals in NYC - Go Fug Yourself
Catching up with the showgirl.
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November 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Taylor Swift has left the house.
What an absolute fucking ghoul. (Also, 15 isn't "barely legal." It's NOT LEGAL. Period.) Her bar is so low, even hell won't take her. --H
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
What an absolute fucking ghoul. (Also, 15 isn't "barely legal." It's NOT LEGAL. Period.) Her bar is so low, even hell won't take her. --H
Anna’s last cover! A fresh Ocean’s heist! Manifesting celebrity memoirs! (Katie Holmes, anyone?)
Chalamets....In....SPAAAAACE!
Plus, let's manifest memoirs. And! There's a new Ocean's movie? Huh.
drinkswithbroads.substack.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Anna’s last cover! A fresh Ocean’s heist! Manifesting celebrity memoirs! (Katie Holmes, anyone?)
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November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Has this man never had a headache. What is happening. First Tylenol and now Advil. Is the goal to have us all just gnawing on willow bark by 2027? - J
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Has this man never had a headache. What is happening. First Tylenol and now Advil. Is the goal to have us all just gnawing on willow bark by 2027? - J
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Maybe it'll soothe you to look at some gowns for five minutes. www.gofugyourself.com/the-annual-b...
The Annual Baby2Baby Gala Brought Its Traditional Parade of Gowns: Part 1 - Go Fug Yourself
The sparkly and the colorful!
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November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Maybe it'll soothe you to look at some gowns for five minutes. www.gofugyourself.com/the-annual-b...
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It's advent calendar season!! Here are some of the best. Including TWELVE DAYS OF CHEESE.
Fug Nation Loves Advent Calenders! - Go Fug Yourself
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
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November 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
It's advent calendar season!! Here are some of the best. Including TWELVE DAYS OF CHEESE.
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George Clooney is cracking his knuckles and firing up his op-ed laptop at this very moment.
UPDATE — Here are the at least 10 congressional Democrats, 5 Democratic-aligned organizations, and 6 Democratic Senate candidates calling for Chuck Schumer to resign as leader:
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
George Clooney is cracking his knuckles and firing up his op-ed laptop at this very moment.
It's advent calendar season!! Here are some of the best. Including TWELVE DAYS OF CHEESE.
Fug Nation Loves Advent Calenders! - Go Fug Yourself
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
www.gofugyourself.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
It's advent calendar season!! Here are some of the best. Including TWELVE DAYS OF CHEESE.
Maybe it'll soothe you to look at some gowns for five minutes. www.gofugyourself.com/the-annual-b...
The Annual Baby2Baby Gala Brought Its Traditional Parade of Gowns: Part 1 - Go Fug Yourself
The sparkly and the colorful!
www.gofugyourself.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Maybe it'll soothe you to look at some gowns for five minutes. www.gofugyourself.com/the-annual-b...
WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE LUXURY HOUSING!?!?!?!?!?!? - J
Trump on Newsom: "He did something even worse than that. He's now taking a big section of Palisades or some area and he's gonna build low income income where they used to have luxury housing."
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE LUXURY HOUSING!?!?!?!?!?!? - J
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It's that time of year again: @scarleteen.com is holding their annual fundraiser to support inclusive, comprehensive, loving sex ed, and this year, they're raising money for health benefits for paid staff. I set a goal of $500 for my personal fundraiser, but please help me get way over the top!
Scarleteen Staff and Volunteer Healthcare Fund
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November 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
It's that time of year again: @scarleteen.com is holding their annual fundraiser to support inclusive, comprehensive, loving sex ed, and this year, they're raising money for health benefits for paid staff. I set a goal of $500 for my personal fundraiser, but please help me get way over the top!
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Hi writers! I’m looking to assign a couple of features for Slate before the end of the year. If you have anything in mind that you think would be a fit please send me a pitch! Jenée.Desmond- harris@slate.com or dm me.
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Hi writers! I’m looking to assign a couple of features for Slate before the end of the year. If you have anything in mind that you think would be a fit please send me a pitch! Jenée.Desmond- harris@slate.com or dm me.
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
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Time to make sure you've got everything for your Thanksgiving table! Yes, that includes cute mugs and a sweatshirt that says GRAVY.
Fug Nation Loves Cute Stuff For Thanksgiving! - Go Fug Yourself
It will be here before you know it.
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November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Time to make sure you've got everything for your Thanksgiving table! Yes, that includes cute mugs and a sweatshirt that says GRAVY.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Exactly, they basically gave Rs a win. It’s like rejecting the layup in favor of seeing if you can make a winning 3-pointer from the parking lot and then being like, “Well, we did what we could, you just didn’t understand the vision.” -H
Caving for nothing means that Democrats are the ones responsible for the shutdown because they could have taken this shit deal weeks ago.
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Exactly, they basically gave Rs a win. It’s like rejecting the layup in favor of seeing if you can make a winning 3-pointer from the parking lot and then being like, “Well, we did what we could, you just didn’t understand the vision.” -H
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Republicans were overwhelmingly getting blamed for the shutdown.
There was no reason for the Democrats to cave to Trump on healthcare, except for the fact that they are wholly owned and operated by the health insurance lobby.
There was no reason for the Democrats to cave to Trump on healthcare, except for the fact that they are wholly owned and operated by the health insurance lobby.
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Republicans were overwhelmingly getting blamed for the shutdown.
There was no reason for the Democrats to cave to Trump on healthcare, except for the fact that they are wholly owned and operated by the health insurance lobby.
There was no reason for the Democrats to cave to Trump on healthcare, except for the fact that they are wholly owned and operated by the health insurance lobby.
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
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Thinking of this quote from Mamdani’s victory speech.
“We have bowed at the altar of caution and we have paid a mighty price” !!!!!! Say it louder so mr Schumer can hear!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Thinking of this quote from Mamdani’s victory speech.
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Trump sure does look unpopular. Welp, time to cave to each of his insane demands
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Trump sure does look unpopular. Welp, time to cave to each of his insane demands
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Dear My Senator, if you end this shutdown without ironclad protections for the American people I will dedicate all of my energy to ensuring this is your last term as my representative. You will not be elected dog catcher if I am still on this good earth.
Sen. Catherine Cortez Masto (D-NV)
Sen. Richard Durbin (D-IL)
Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA)
Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY)
Sen. Maggie Hassan (D-NH)
Sen. Gary Peters (D-MI)
Sen. Brian Schatz (D-HI)
Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY)
Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH)
Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ)
They voted for the last CR
Sen. Richard Durbin (D-IL)
Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA)
Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY)
Sen. Maggie Hassan (D-NH)
Sen. Gary Peters (D-MI)
Sen. Brian Schatz (D-HI)
Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY)
Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH)
Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ)
They voted for the last CR
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Dear My Senator, if you end this shutdown without ironclad protections for the American people I will dedicate all of my energy to ensuring this is your last term as my representative. You will not be elected dog catcher if I am still on this good earth.
So we just won a bunch of elections proving that people are sick of this shit and the senate democrats (have perhaps) decided the takeaway was...to give in??!? Let's primary the shit out of them if this goes down. - J
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
So we just won a bunch of elections proving that people are sick of this shit and the senate democrats (have perhaps) decided the takeaway was...to give in??!? Let's primary the shit out of them if this goes down. - J
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Any Democrat voting for this should be primaried as quickly as possible because they're stupid, aren't capable of recognizing they're winning, are incapable of representing their constituents, and are cowards not up to this era's challenges.
Senate Democrats asked for a year of ACA subsidies and were told to fuck off.
So they came back and asked for a pinky promise to hold a vote on ACA subsidies that they will assuredly lose?
Seriously?
So they came back and asked for a pinky promise to hold a vote on ACA subsidies that they will assuredly lose?
Seriously?
From what I have seen so far this does not seem like a good deal:
November 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Any Democrat voting for this should be primaried as quickly as possible because they're stupid, aren't capable of recognizing they're winning, are incapable of representing their constituents, and are cowards not up to this era's challenges.
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Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office.
If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office.
If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
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I cannot believe these assholes are this stupid and craven, except for how these assholes are ALWAYS this stupid and craven
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I cannot believe these assholes are this stupid and craven, except for how these assholes are ALWAYS this stupid and craven