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she/he
we're not dead yet
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being alive is ridiculous. But precious
giraffes look like hand puppets
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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ah~!
November 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
gf pointed out my computer room is my "office" but I think I'm gonna continue saying computer room because I like it, it has a certain flair, you can almost feel a soft digital breeze blowing by, you can imagine the place is full of random junk, and bad habits. Its life. Whereas "my office" is death
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 AM
still remember that kid in my high school study hall using google instead of askjeeves, and thinking like, what a loser
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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doctor it burns when I ruminate
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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linus is like the one notable guy that a mass of ppl yelling at him about how he was being a shitbag that needed self reflection and growth actually led to self reflection and growth
thanks linus torvalds
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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zhuangzi chapter 1:
That night when Toad went to bed he thought the biggest thoughts that he could think. Toad thought about giant sunflowers. He thought about tall oak trees. He thought about high mountains covered with snow.
November 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
retiring to write my womanifesto
November 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
the trick is to put a cat toy and a towel on the bathroom floor for the cat. and also leave the door cracked open. and just stop expecting full privacy so long as he lives.
November 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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why do i have to wait for things! why can’t stuff just happen when i want it to! why why why!
November 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I never liked this guy
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
too smart for your britches
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 PM
former street cat pose
(he cannot have onion chip)
(he had some onion chip crumbs while I was googling if onion toxic and it is so i refused to let him have any more)
(he can't read and only understands some English)
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
shoulders could be measured in parrots
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
they should make more cozy scary movies
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 AM
managed a long store trip without too much pain or using a cane at all and I'm having ideas about doing it again
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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chipt4t.bandcamp.com/album/celest...

I'm on this album, as well as tons of other dope chiptune queers!!

December 5th, get ya pre-orders in today!! (and cancel your effin' spotify already)
Celestial Circuit, by Chip T4T
19 track album
chipt4t.bandcamp.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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they're thinking about just letting people do whatever they want

i'm skeptical but we'll see
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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IT IS TIME 2 REPENT 2 UR ARTIST LORDS
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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*weather is happening guy voice*:

HAVE U DELETED UR SPOTIFY YET?
November 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I'm practicing a new skill called being annoying
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
bitchin leads to itchin leads to scritchin
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I saw Planes Trains and Automobiles which is a thanksgiving movie but it's not really about thanksgiving, it's about these guys who meet 'cause their plane was delayed and it was a good movie that reminded me a lot of when I was stranded in Louisiana in my 20s
November 13, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I think a lot about how my diapers from when I was a baby are in a landfill somewhere
November 13, 2025 at 9:19 AM