Jordan
@freshairequalsducks.ca
He/Him. 31. 🇨🇦. IT Tech.
RPGs, Zelda, Destiny 2, Sci-fi, horror, cats, anime, and self-loathing.
RPGs, Zelda, Destiny 2, Sci-fi, horror, cats, anime, and self-loathing.
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Jordan
@freshairequalsducks.ca
· Jan 4
2026 Media Thread!!!
New year, new lists no one cares about
New year, new lists no one cares about
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We’re just normal men
February 10, 2026 at 8:59 AM
We’re just normal men
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oh sorry the last guy asked the question i was gonna ask
February 9, 2026 at 11:36 PM
oh sorry the last guy asked the question i was gonna ask
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Digital asbestos.
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
VC, founder, dumbass
February 9, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Digital asbestos.
Just booked the 27th off work to play Resident Evil 9
February 9, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Just booked the 27th off work to play Resident Evil 9
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Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
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I don't really care what overwatch does I just wish Rivals would slow down and walk back on the insane power creep
February 4, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I don't really care what overwatch does I just wish Rivals would slow down and walk back on the insane power creep
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Damn you’re telling me the technology that was very obviously intended for unregulated speculation and criminal enterprises was used to do awful things
"We've basically funded an elite global pedophile ring since 2015. I feel sick."
Crypto Bros Nauseated After Realizing Bitcoin Itself Was Funded by Jeffrey Epstein
The crypto community is reeling from the discovery that Epstein was a huge backer of early Bitcoin efforts.
trib.al
February 4, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Damn you’re telling me the technology that was very obviously intended for unregulated speculation and criminal enterprises was used to do awful things
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My apologies to France, I was not familiar with your game.
February 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
My apologies to France, I was not familiar with your game.
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ten years ago today no one clapped
February 2, 2026 at 12:57 PM
ten years ago today no one clapped
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
I don't think Alex Kurtzman really gets Star Trek.
Every now and then he accidentally makes a good one with Lower Decks and Strange New Worlds. But for the most part he just doesn't understand what people like about Star Trek with stuff like Discovery or most of Picard.
Every now and then he accidentally makes a good one with Lower Decks and Strange New Worlds. But for the most part he just doesn't understand what people like about Star Trek with stuff like Discovery or most of Picard.
February 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I don't think Alex Kurtzman really gets Star Trek.
Every now and then he accidentally makes a good one with Lower Decks and Strange New Worlds. But for the most part he just doesn't understand what people like about Star Trek with stuff like Discovery or most of Picard.
Every now and then he accidentally makes a good one with Lower Decks and Strange New Worlds. But for the most part he just doesn't understand what people like about Star Trek with stuff like Discovery or most of Picard.
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I simply love how the most incompetent, uneducated-on-the-topic, ignorant, buzz word-chasing people are in charge
January 31, 2026 at 4:27 AM
I simply love how the most incompetent, uneducated-on-the-topic, ignorant, buzz word-chasing people are in charge
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In attempting to answer the question as to whether Janeway and Paris fucked, and how they did it, we're going to mostly focus on salamanders, because the weird space amphibians they become are often described as "salamanders" and also they look kinda like salamanders.
January 29, 2026 at 10:27 AM
In attempting to answer the question as to whether Janeway and Paris fucked, and how they did it, we're going to mostly focus on salamanders, because the weird space amphibians they become are often described as "salamanders" and also they look kinda like salamanders.
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Janeway and Paris's salamander children are THIRTY today.
January 29, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Janeway and Paris's salamander children are THIRTY today.
I got the Destiny 2 bug bad
It's so fun to play again!!
It's so fun to play again!!
January 29, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I got the Destiny 2 bug bad
It's so fun to play again!!
It's so fun to play again!!
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thank you all for coming to the stream! here are the stream announcements for the rest of the week #envtuber
twitch.tv/kreepykulture
twitch.tv/kreepykulture
January 29, 2026 at 3:05 AM
thank you all for coming to the stream! here are the stream announcements for the rest of the week #envtuber
twitch.tv/kreepykulture
twitch.tv/kreepykulture
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I really loved Scrubs in its heyday but they kept making new episodes well after they ran out of ideas and I have no idea what possessed them to reboot it again.
Name a TV show that overstayed it's welcome
January 29, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I really loved Scrubs in its heyday but they kept making new episodes well after they ran out of ideas and I have no idea what possessed them to reboot it again.
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sorry everyone. all your #PlayHighguard posts have been very funny but no one is beating this. just incredible work. one of the funniest ever
January 28, 2026 at 12:35 PM
sorry everyone. all your #PlayHighguard posts have been very funny but no one is beating this. just incredible work. one of the funniest ever
Gilmore Girls is really good!!
Caught a few episodes on cable during Christmas break and now I'm watching it all through from the beginning and I'm invested.
Caught a few episodes on cable during Christmas break and now I'm watching it all through from the beginning and I'm invested.
January 23, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Gilmore Girls is really good!!
Caught a few episodes on cable during Christmas break and now I'm watching it all through from the beginning and I'm invested.
Caught a few episodes on cable during Christmas break and now I'm watching it all through from the beginning and I'm invested.
Destiny 2 once again has its hooks in me
January 21, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Destiny 2 once again has its hooks in me
He's so right.
Adults not wanting or being afraid to watch movies with mature themes is mind boggling.
Adults not wanting or being afraid to watch movies with mature themes is mind boggling.
January 21, 2026 at 4:34 AM
He's so right.
Adults not wanting or being afraid to watch movies with mature themes is mind boggling.
Adults not wanting or being afraid to watch movies with mature themes is mind boggling.
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My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
January 19, 2026 at 4:32 AM
My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
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Eating the AI art in protest is ironically more Art than whatever the fuck the ai guy was doing
KINGOOOOOOOOOOO
January 19, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Eating the AI art in protest is ironically more Art than whatever the fuck the ai guy was doing
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REAL #PEDOBEAST HOURS
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
Latest from Mormon Land: YouTube’s MrBeast partners with LDS Church; spate of new new stakes created
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
www.sltrib.com
January 16, 2026 at 8:47 PM
REAL #PEDOBEAST HOURS