Eff
@frankspeaks.bsky.social
Just as Biscuit was nearing the elevator the clunky shoe of the night custodian brought an end to his hunt for a tasty companion. In the afterlife he looked like a pile of sand. Death by Skechers. Funeral by Hoover. Rest In Peace, Biscuit. Rest in pieces.
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Eff
@frankspeaks.bsky.social
· Jun 11
I don’t follow someone because I want them to follow me back. I follow someone because I think they have things to say based on something they’ve already said—written—in response to someone else’s post. A few choice words that revealed, in an instant, character, wit, and intelligence.
Never forget.
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Never forget.
One of the most clever post and subsequent threads ever. I hope it keeps growing. On the mark with the times, yet a pleasant divergent from the stale of today.
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
One of the most clever post and subsequent threads ever. I hope it keeps growing. On the mark with the times, yet a pleasant divergent from the stale of today.
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I agree. And political junkies who watched this will remember it, just like baseball fans will remember this year’s World Series. It’s not often you see a game played this well.
I've seen in-person politics since the time Jimmy Carter charmed Hunter S Thompson. Which really mattered, then.
Nothing matches the way Mamdani made Trump into his little fan-boy today.
Maybe tomorrow, Trump will realize this and go berserk. But for this moment—it's like when I saw Sandy Koufax.
Nothing matches the way Mamdani made Trump into his little fan-boy today.
Maybe tomorrow, Trump will realize this and go berserk. But for this moment—it's like when I saw Sandy Koufax.
Holy shiz Mamdabi turned Trump into a chump on Trump's home field. Skillz.
www.youtube.com/live/fD9h8xI...
www.youtube.com/live/fD9h8xI...
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I agree. And political junkies who watched this will remember it, just like baseball fans will remember this year’s World Series. It’s not often you see a game played this well.
Found this written on a scrap piece of paper. Someone’s quote.
“We are in the age of the open mouth and unlifted finger; of those who must talk faster than the world can find them out.”
Sounds about right
“We are in the age of the open mouth and unlifted finger; of those who must talk faster than the world can find them out.”
Sounds about right
November 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Found this written on a scrap piece of paper. Someone’s quote.
“We are in the age of the open mouth and unlifted finger; of those who must talk faster than the world can find them out.”
Sounds about right
“We are in the age of the open mouth and unlifted finger; of those who must talk faster than the world can find them out.”
Sounds about right
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Ohh that's RICH
@ohhthatsrich.bsky.social
@ohhthatsrich.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Ohh that's RICH
@ohhthatsrich.bsky.social
@ohhthatsrich.bsky.social
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Smart messaging:
When American farmers grow food, we make money and people eat. We don’t have to cozy up to politicians in Washington hoping for a bailout. We can grow higher-value crops with some will, vision, and hard work.
#arkansas #farmers #farmbill #food #agriculture
#arkansas #farmers #farmbill #food #agriculture
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Smart messaging:
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Yesterday’s single no vote…
On Releasing The Epstein Files!…
On Releasing The Epstein Files!…
Here is the 1 no vote on releasing the files...
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Yesterday’s single no vote…
On Releasing The Epstein Files!…
On Releasing The Epstein Files!…
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If only there was a pissed off whistleblower with access to all of the original/native files who was willing to just unleash every last page. 😕
November 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
If only there was a pissed off whistleblower with access to all of the original/native files who was willing to just unleash every last page. 😕
“And then I took a bus here like an animal, ughh, and then I sat next to a woman eating spaghetti out of a ziplock bag. Ah. No!”
ISN’T IT ROMANTIC
ISN’T IT ROMANTIC
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
“And then I took a bus here like an animal, ughh, and then I sat next to a woman eating spaghetti out of a ziplock bag. Ah. No!”
ISN’T IT ROMANTIC
ISN’T IT ROMANTIC
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youtu.be/Qyl9aqujM3A?...
Where were these videos when I was young?
Where were these videos when I was young?
Felsmann + Tiley - Open Fields (feat. The Kite String Tangle)
YouTube video by Felsmann + Tiley
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
youtu.be/Qyl9aqujM3A?...
Where were these videos when I was young?
Where were these videos when I was young?
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Worth 1,000 words. This picture is so revealing about so much about this “administration.”
Step back five feet from the dram of any photo about any Trump action or policy, and you’ll see the boom arms, the rigging, the floodlights…
Step back five feet from the dram of any photo about any Trump action or policy, and you’ll see the boom arms, the rigging, the floodlights…
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Worth 1,000 words. This picture is so revealing about so much about this “administration.”
Step back five feet from the dram of any photo about any Trump action or policy, and you’ll see the boom arms, the rigging, the floodlights…
Step back five feet from the dram of any photo about any Trump action or policy, and you’ll see the boom arms, the rigging, the floodlights…
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sick and tired of all these damn immigrants receiving sub-minimum wage for backbreaking physical labor buying up all the single family housing
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
sick and tired of all these damn immigrants receiving sub-minimum wage for backbreaking physical labor buying up all the single family housing
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I’m nearing 500 followers. Who-hoo! So exciting. Not really. I was at 499 and then dropped down 3 which means someone somewhere doesn’t like me or regrets saying they do. Unless you’re in my bed with your dick out I couldn’t care less. Right now I’m too busy trying to off 47. Curse. Curse. Curse.
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I’m nearing 500 followers. Who-hoo! So exciting. Not really. I was at 499 and then dropped down 3 which means someone somewhere doesn’t like me or regrets saying they do. Unless you’re in my bed with your dick out I couldn’t care less. Right now I’m too busy trying to off 47. Curse. Curse. Curse.
Rest In Peace, Sally!
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Rest In Peace, Sally!
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For the record, it’s going to be a long while before my anger subsides at the Democrats who surrendered. They’ve made this fight harder. But I won’t allow my anger to distract from the necessary focus on Trump & the feckless Republicans who will exploit every weakness to intensify their demolition.
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
For the record, it’s going to be a long while before my anger subsides at the Democrats who surrendered. They’ve made this fight harder. But I won’t allow my anger to distract from the necessary focus on Trump & the feckless Republicans who will exploit every weakness to intensify their demolition.
www.usatoday.com/story/money/...
You lay down your life, in return we give you pathetic freebies designed to bring in business. Capitalism at its finest. Armistice Day, for what it’s worth. Bone spurs!
You lay down your life, in return we give you pathetic freebies designed to bring in business. Capitalism at its finest. Armistice Day, for what it’s worth. Bone spurs!
Veterans Day deals 2025 include free meals, discounts at restaurants
For Veterans Day, here's a list of of more than 90 businesses where veterans and active military personnel can get free food, discounts and more.
www.usatoday.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
www.usatoday.com/story/money/...
You lay down your life, in return we give you pathetic freebies designed to bring in business. Capitalism at its finest. Armistice Day, for what it’s worth. Bone spurs!
You lay down your life, in return we give you pathetic freebies designed to bring in business. Capitalism at its finest. Armistice Day, for what it’s worth. Bone spurs!
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CONTRAST…
Create a contrast between the anger and nihilism of MAGA, and the integrity and optimism of the rest of the citizenry…even if they lean conservative.
Make it obvious without being condescending.
That’s what will win over persuadable voters. Everyone else can go down with the ship.
Create a contrast between the anger and nihilism of MAGA, and the integrity and optimism of the rest of the citizenry…even if they lean conservative.
Make it obvious without being condescending.
That’s what will win over persuadable voters. Everyone else can go down with the ship.
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
CONTRAST…
Create a contrast between the anger and nihilism of MAGA, and the integrity and optimism of the rest of the citizenry…even if they lean conservative.
Make it obvious without being condescending.
That’s what will win over persuadable voters. Everyone else can go down with the ship.
Create a contrast between the anger and nihilism of MAGA, and the integrity and optimism of the rest of the citizenry…even if they lean conservative.
Make it obvious without being condescending.
That’s what will win over persuadable voters. Everyone else can go down with the ship.
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Absolutely correct
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Absolutely correct
Tonight's letter might be delayed...
open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...
Can you imagine a world where everyone is as caring and concerned as HCR? I can. And I want to live there forever and always.
open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...
Can you imagine a world where everyone is as caring and concerned as HCR? I can. And I want to live there forever and always.
Tonight's letter might be delayed...
Hey folks: A heads up that we’re dealing with high winds here.
open.substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Tonight's letter might be delayed...
open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...
Can you imagine a world where everyone is as caring and concerned as HCR? I can. And I want to live there forever and always.
open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...
Can you imagine a world where everyone is as caring and concerned as HCR? I can. And I want to live there forever and always.
Love Brian de Palma. Body Double. Blow Out. Dressed To Kill. And of course Tony Montana, Scarface. South Beach from my childhood. And Bruno Mars. I forgot he was in it.
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Love Brian de Palma. Body Double. Blow Out. Dressed To Kill. And of course Tony Montana, Scarface. South Beach from my childhood. And Bruno Mars. I forgot he was in it.
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Annie Andrews, MD
@drannieandrews.com
@drannieandrews.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Annie Andrews, MD
@drannieandrews.com
@drannieandrews.com
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Finally, morals that can’t be bought‼️”you’re dead to us”
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Finally, morals that can’t be bought‼️”you’re dead to us”