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Just as Biscuit was nearing the elevator the clunky shoe of the night custodian brought an end to his hunt for a tasty companion. In the afterlife he looked like a pile of sand. Death by Skechers. Funeral by Hoover. Rest In Peace, Biscuit. Rest in pieces.
Rest In Peace, Sally!
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Rest In Peace, Sally!
What it must be like to encounter this in person
November 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
What it must be like to encounter this in person
Love Brian de Palma. Body Double. Blow Out. Dressed To Kill. And of course Tony Montana, Scarface. South Beach from my childhood. And Bruno Mars. I forgot he was in it.
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Love Brian de Palma. Body Double. Blow Out. Dressed To Kill. And of course Tony Montana, Scarface. South Beach from my childhood. And Bruno Mars. I forgot he was in it.
The next segment should be them owning their words. Strap them down and force feed them this boxed casserole they claim to love so much. If you need inspiration:
October 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
The next segment should be them owning their words. Strap them down and force feed them this boxed casserole they claim to love so much. If you need inspiration:
This is Marsha Mason. She can play Pam in the film, I Loved Trouble, the story of a former USAG who, after being banished from society, rides out her “glory” years in hiding until her whereabouts are discovered by someone from her past.
October 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This is Marsha Mason. She can play Pam in the film, I Loved Trouble, the story of a former USAG who, after being banished from society, rides out her “glory” years in hiding until her whereabouts are discovered by someone from her past.
The lady of house will not be silenced.
R.I.P. Dame Patricia Routledge.
R.I.P. Dame Patricia Routledge.
October 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The lady of house will not be silenced.
R.I.P. Dame Patricia Routledge.
R.I.P. Dame Patricia Routledge.
I’m going to say it’s this one…
September 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I’m going to say it’s this one…
If I were in congress id carry around a small squeeze jar of ketchup so I could adorn each of their lapel adornments. As a patriot it would be the right thing to do.
September 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
If I were in congress id carry around a small squeeze jar of ketchup so I could adorn each of their lapel adornments. As a patriot it would be the right thing to do.
This must be a continuation of Oktoberfest: Beer & Blood which takes place in 1900. (Also starring the German, Pedro Pascal)
September 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
This must be a continuation of Oktoberfest: Beer & Blood which takes place in 1900. (Also starring the German, Pedro Pascal)
Haven’t we done this already? Nearly 60 years ago? Isn’t our technology better now? So what is the problem? This just makes me want to believe Stanley Kubrick directed the first moon landing, and the moon was some soundstage in Hollywood.
September 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Haven’t we done this already? Nearly 60 years ago? Isn’t our technology better now? So what is the problem? This just makes me want to believe Stanley Kubrick directed the first moon landing, and the moon was some soundstage in Hollywood.
Behold and beware: the new leader of Tren de Aragua.
September 20, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Behold and beware: the new leader of Tren de Aragua.
Is *dementia* spelled with one m or two?
Seriously, you have to ask? It’s three. And it’s spelled *old age*
Seriously, you have to ask? It’s three. And it’s spelled *old age*
September 19, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Is *dementia* spelled with one m or two?
Seriously, you have to ask? It’s three. And it’s spelled *old age*
Seriously, you have to ask? It’s three. And it’s spelled *old age*
What is this? If he doesn’t look up he thinks he’s shaking the hand of Jesus, or he just enjoys bowing and being a tool for his master?
September 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
What is this? If he doesn’t look up he thinks he’s shaking the hand of Jesus, or he just enjoys bowing and being a tool for his master?
This is empowering until you consider that racism and hatred toward others is mostly learned. Much work to do. So much work.
September 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
This is empowering until you consider that racism and hatred toward others is mostly learned. Much work to do. So much work.
There’s definitely something going on here, what is the question. My bet is on Fratboy Shenanigans for the win.
September 13, 2025 at 11:18 AM
There’s definitely something going on here, what is the question. My bet is on Fratboy Shenanigans for the win.
Florida isn’t known for electing good men to be their governor. Remember this guy? As if his 8 years in the mansion weren’t enough he’s now one of our senators.
September 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Florida isn’t known for electing good men to be their governor. Remember this guy? As if his 8 years in the mansion weren’t enough he’s now one of our senators.
There’s one in my hometown right in front of The Hippodrome theatre. Gainesville is still a fairly progressive town. A blip of blue surrounded by red. Will they come for this one?
August 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
There’s one in my hometown right in front of The Hippodrome theatre. Gainesville is still a fairly progressive town. A blip of blue surrounded by red. Will they come for this one?
This is the last region of the original USSR Putin is attempting to regain. (86)47 thinks he’s hiding it in plain sight. Either that or he blew out his hand doing this finger flick “he will respect me.”
August 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
This is the last region of the original USSR Putin is attempting to regain. (86)47 thinks he’s hiding it in plain sight. Either that or he blew out his hand doing this finger flick “he will respect me.”
#litfic
“The truth is always an insult or a joke. Lies are generally tastier. We love them. The nature of lies is to please. Truth has no concern for anyone’s comfort.”
—Arturo Binewski to Norval Sanderson
“The truth is always an insult or a joke. Lies are generally tastier. We love them. The nature of lies is to please. Truth has no concern for anyone’s comfort.”
—Arturo Binewski to Norval Sanderson
August 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
#litfic
“The truth is always an insult or a joke. Lies are generally tastier. We love them. The nature of lies is to please. Truth has no concern for anyone’s comfort.”
—Arturo Binewski to Norval Sanderson
“The truth is always an insult or a joke. Lies are generally tastier. We love them. The nature of lies is to please. Truth has no concern for anyone’s comfort.”
—Arturo Binewski to Norval Sanderson
