All I can say is, “wow!”

DJT did not pen this post. Who did is anyone’s guess but it is not the orange turd. Maybe it’s Miller. Maybe a speech writer whose name we don’t know. But it isn’t 47.

You can lead a whore to culture but you can’t make her think.

That was intense. I think I’ll watch it again.

Sure it is. In a folder on the sofa cushion waiting to be reviewed, which means it (the folder) will need to be spread open. Give me a second, I need to freshen my eyeliner!

This gives new meaning to the phrase, cash me outside.

Sic(k)

That tree is going to exhaust him.

Katz, baby!

Why is he not wearing an undershirt?

Also, KFC

If only we could figuratively do without to avoid literally doing without, forever. But it’s difficult to hit’em where it hurts when they’ve cornered the market on just about everything everyone needs.

Those numbers are all anyone needs to understand the root of all our problems

If only there was a pissed off whistleblower with access to all of the original/native files who was willing to just unleash every last page. 😕

Join me in my crusade. What does a porterhouse have on a zucchini?

I get this. The one cow I own would easily fit in an overhead compartment or pass as an emotional support animal. If I had two cows I’d bring them both to the airport and risk my chances. I’m here to fuck up beef prices in America and I’ll stop at nothing.

I need to see 6 more versions of this, each with a different sound score, and each of them need to surpass the original. Which will not be an easy task. I await thee creatives. Do your magic.