Matt Read 🏴☠️
@foxsaidwhat.com
🧙🏼♂️ Aging Blink 182 fan
👨🏼💻 Global head of social & paid media @ GSMA, MWC Series & 4YFN
🚀 NED & Startup Board Advisor
🌊 Living by the sea in Cornwall
👨🏼💻 Global head of social & paid media @ GSMA, MWC Series & 4YFN
🚀 NED & Startup Board Advisor
🌊 Living by the sea in Cornwall
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My 7-yr-old just said my jacket smells like me, to which I asked if he found my smell familiar and comforting. He said “it’s familiar, but it’s not comforting - it’s gross.” Cheers lad.
December 22, 2024 at 12:20 PM
My 7-yr-old just said my jacket smells like me, to which I asked if he found my smell familiar and comforting. He said “it’s familiar, but it’s not comforting - it’s gross.” Cheers lad.
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We are asking Ukrainians to defeat the armies of Putin and Kim Jong Un. In their efforts to do so, Ukrainians helped bring down Assad. Ukrainian resistance is one of the most stunning military achievements in modern history.
December 16, 2024 at 7:25 PM
We are asking Ukrainians to defeat the armies of Putin and Kim Jong Un. In their efforts to do so, Ukrainians helped bring down Assad. Ukrainian resistance is one of the most stunning military achievements in modern history.
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Morning Light : It doesn't give a fuck.
December 10, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Morning Light : It doesn't give a fuck.
I just called my dog Charles Lickens to his face and he growled at me.
December 5, 2024 at 9:38 PM
I just called my dog Charles Lickens to his face and he growled at me.
I have this innate feeling that I’m about to enter my ramen era. I’ll become known as Ra-Man. Me and my soupy noodles causing chaos in the streets. Excited 🙆🏼♂️
December 5, 2024 at 8:31 PM
I have this innate feeling that I’m about to enter my ramen era. I’ll become known as Ra-Man. Me and my soupy noodles causing chaos in the streets. Excited 🙆🏼♂️
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December 5, 2024 at 6:27 AM
I wonder what the millennium bug is up to these days. I hope life turned out ok for him.
December 5, 2024 at 8:56 AM
I wonder what the millennium bug is up to these days. I hope life turned out ok for him.
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I will never, ever get over this.
December 3, 2024 at 5:49 PM
I will never, ever get over this.
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Shoutout to South Korea. Their guy tried to pull a Trump and he got shut down and impeached within 24 hours.
Gangsta democracy.
Gangsta democracy.
December 4, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Shoutout to South Korea. Their guy tried to pull a Trump and he got shut down and impeached within 24 hours.
Gangsta democracy.
Gangsta democracy.
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it's tuesday evening and we're korean
Absolutely zero shade at all, but why were so many reporters and politicians drunk on a Monday evening?
I am, incidentally, pretty drunk rn (the job is 24/7!!!). This is the most Korean thing I've ever done.
December 3, 2024 at 5:36 PM
it's tuesday evening and we're korean
I love Korea so much. I’ve only visited Seoul once - like 6 weeks ago - but it and its people must be protected at all costs ⚔️🧙🏼♂️
it's tuesday evening and we're korean
Absolutely zero shade at all, but why were so many reporters and politicians drunk on a Monday evening?
December 3, 2024 at 8:12 PM
I love Korea so much. I’ve only visited Seoul once - like 6 weeks ago - but it and its people must be protected at all costs ⚔️🧙🏼♂️
Every once in a while I leave the safety and sanctuary of my rural seaside home and travel to London to ‘integrate’ with society. Today is one of those occasions 😮💨
December 3, 2024 at 8:01 AM
Every once in a while I leave the safety and sanctuary of my rural seaside home and travel to London to ‘integrate’ with society. Today is one of those occasions 😮💨
I got caught on CCTV playing Box Car Racer at the pub last night
December 1, 2024 at 12:44 PM
I got caught on CCTV playing Box Car Racer at the pub last night
In this the year of our lord 2024 tv remotes should be touchscreen devices which have a keyboard built in. Like a phone. It’s not exactly novel technology.
If we going to have smart TVs, can we at least have keyboards and mice for them? Do I have to type everything in through a slow janky arrow button interface for the rest of my life like an idiot?
November 30, 2024 at 1:38 PM
In this the year of our lord 2024 tv remotes should be touchscreen devices which have a keyboard built in. Like a phone. It’s not exactly novel technology.
I bloody love this film
November 28, 2024 at 8:40 PM
I bloody love this film
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I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs
November 27, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs
I've officially evolved into a custom handle bsky lad. I guess this is like the early days of being a Twitter blue tick. I am a king.
November 28, 2024 at 9:22 AM
I've officially evolved into a custom handle bsky lad. I guess this is like the early days of being a Twitter blue tick. I am a king.
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Every morning I always enjoy walking my dogs on the local downs. Less so on the ups.
November 25, 2024 at 8:05 AM
Every morning I always enjoy walking my dogs on the local downs. Less so on the ups.
When you get a new tattoo it’s really important to act as nonchalant as possible. Don’t show it off. Be mysterious. Be cool.
My 7-yr-old son, asleep: 😴
My 7-yr-old son, asleep: 😴
November 23, 2024 at 9:40 PM
When you get a new tattoo it’s really important to act as nonchalant as possible. Don’t show it off. Be mysterious. Be cool.
My 7-yr-old son, asleep: 😴
My 7-yr-old son, asleep: 😴