Melissa Marie
@foxbow.bsky.social
Films 🎥 Horror 💀 Cocktails 🍸 Cats 😺 Barista ☕ Co-host on Drunk Dish Podcast 🎙️
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I can't believe Michael Bay is the voice of reason and artistic integrity.
October 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I can't believe Michael Bay is the voice of reason and artistic integrity.
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ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.
October 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.
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This weeks video is up early and ad free for all $2 and up Patrons at www.patreon.com/toygalaxy
October 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This weeks video is up early and ad free for all $2 and up Patrons at www.patreon.com/toygalaxy
Why are we acting like the Epstein files being released would even mean anything? The Republicans and Americans who voted for this regime won't care. He's already a convicted demon. It changes nothing.
September 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Why are we acting like the Epstein files being released would even mean anything? The Republicans and Americans who voted for this regime won't care. He's already a convicted demon. It changes nothing.
Whenever I come on here, I feel like everything is a reference of a reference and I have no idea wtf is going on. Am I officially too old for the internet
May 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Whenever I come on here, I feel like everything is a reference of a reference and I have no idea wtf is going on. Am I officially too old for the internet
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A fun thing about social media is you can say you like Tabasco sauce and then someone called CrystalHotSauce67 man will appear and say “guess you like paying an extra dollar for a label cuck”
May 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
A fun thing about social media is you can say you like Tabasco sauce and then someone called CrystalHotSauce67 man will appear and say “guess you like paying an extra dollar for a label cuck”
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A very old Soviet joke, from an especially dark time:
Foxes are fleeing the USSR in droves.
Q: Why are you running away?
Fox: The Soviets passed a new law that they’re going to arrest all camels.
Q: But you’re foxes!
Fox: Yeah, why don’t *you* try proving to the NKVD that you’re not a camel.
Foxes are fleeing the USSR in droves.
Q: Why are you running away?
Fox: The Soviets passed a new law that they’re going to arrest all camels.
Q: But you’re foxes!
Fox: Yeah, why don’t *you* try proving to the NKVD that you’re not a camel.
If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary.
March 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
A very old Soviet joke, from an especially dark time:
Foxes are fleeing the USSR in droves.
Q: Why are you running away?
Fox: The Soviets passed a new law that they’re going to arrest all camels.
Q: But you’re foxes!
Fox: Yeah, why don’t *you* try proving to the NKVD that you’re not a camel.
Foxes are fleeing the USSR in droves.
Q: Why are you running away?
Fox: The Soviets passed a new law that they’re going to arrest all camels.
Q: But you’re foxes!
Fox: Yeah, why don’t *you* try proving to the NKVD that you’re not a camel.
Look, I know I'm not treading new ground here, but WHAT is the deal with almost all dentists being men and almost all dental hygienists being women?
March 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Look, I know I'm not treading new ground here, but WHAT is the deal with almost all dentists being men and almost all dental hygienists being women?
I'm drunk but home alone 2 may be the funniest movie I've ever seen
December 23, 2024 at 1:39 AM
I'm drunk but home alone 2 may be the funniest movie I've ever seen
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bad, dangerous conspiracy theories: freemasons control the world, vaccines give you autism
fun, harmless conspiracy theory: youtube cooks exaggerate the sound effect when they run a fork over chicken skin
fun, harmless conspiracy theory: youtube cooks exaggerate the sound effect when they run a fork over chicken skin
December 14, 2024 at 10:18 PM
bad, dangerous conspiracy theories: freemasons control the world, vaccines give you autism
fun, harmless conspiracy theory: youtube cooks exaggerate the sound effect when they run a fork over chicken skin
fun, harmless conspiracy theory: youtube cooks exaggerate the sound effect when they run a fork over chicken skin
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The ovulation tracking app, "Ovia", now mandates you identify what state you live in. Delete immediately and warn anyone who might need to know.
December 10, 2024 at 3:55 AM
The ovulation tracking app, "Ovia", now mandates you identify what state you live in. Delete immediately and warn anyone who might need to know.
Wake and scream
December 10, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Wake and scream
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Daniel Penny acquitted after literally killing someone on camera for being disruptive on the train the same day a person of interest in the shooting of a shitbag healthcare exec gets grabbed pretty succinctly sums up who in this country is allowed to kill and who they’re allowed to kill.
December 9, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Daniel Penny acquitted after literally killing someone on camera for being disruptive on the train the same day a person of interest in the shooting of a shitbag healthcare exec gets grabbed pretty succinctly sums up who in this country is allowed to kill and who they’re allowed to kill.
They put one of my favorite pieces back up in the museum 🥰
by Hyman Bloom
by Hyman Bloom
December 9, 2024 at 6:22 PM
They put one of my favorite pieces back up in the museum 🥰
by Hyman Bloom
by Hyman Bloom
Why do all moose look animatronic to me
December 9, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Why do all moose look animatronic to me
Me
December 9, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Me
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Relatable
December 9, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Relatable
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if you’re going to engage in drama don’t do it while saying how much you hate drama it shows a weakness of spirit embrace it embrace your love of the game stand proud while you argue
December 1, 2024 at 9:32 PM
if you’re going to engage in drama don’t do it while saying how much you hate drama it shows a weakness of spirit embrace it embrace your love of the game stand proud while you argue
Me and the gals in the group chat
November 30, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Me and the gals in the group chat
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.