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Robert
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Millennial 🫠
Woke remoaner 🇪🇺 🇬🇧
Nerd 🤓
Cat lover 🐈‍⬛
Wiltshire 🌳

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💼 - Local government - citizen digital services, websites, devops, Drupal, general IT engineer dogsbody
It has started. Fuck Zuck.
January 21, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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It’s funny Zuck says “I started building social media to give people a voice” when in fact, he started building social media to publicly rate the hotness of undergrads.
January 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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If you press the bottom of the cylinder, her legs collapse
December 27, 2024 at 8:37 AM
Elon Musk crashed our all staff 'Colleague Forum' at work today. Wild.
December 9, 2024 at 10:20 PM
This Apple Music Replay ‘24 highlight is perhaps my greatest achievement.
December 5, 2024 at 1:27 AM
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This is one very important example of the damaging and dangerous effect of c40% cuts to BBC’s public funding by the Conservative government 2010-2024. No public service organisation cut in this way could function as it should. Cutting the BBC is a win for autocratic regimes like Russia and China.
Yesterday, I asked about the impact cuts to BBC world service have had to availability of impartial news in the Middle East

In a shocking example, closure of BBC Arabic radio led to Russia Today taking over the same frequency

Today’s evidence session continues investigating cuts to BBC World news
December 1, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate it.
December 1, 2024 at 8:58 AM
How long before Greg(g) gets an angry monologue show on GBeebies then 😂

Oh maaate *slaps head*

Keep your sock on 🧦
November 29, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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One of my favourite Gregg Wallace pics.
November 28, 2024 at 1:50 PM
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apparently Gregg Wallace is back in the news, here’s a flashback
November 29, 2024 at 12:24 PM
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November 29, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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Jesus Christ!

Vindman is a hero who helped protect America from an attempt by Trump and Kremlin agents in Ukraine to steal the 2020 election. I know because I wrote a national bestseller on this

This is the co-President of the United States threatening to kill him.

Things are going to get so bad!
November 27, 2024 at 11:05 PM
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the prime minister of israel and the leader of hamas going on the run from the international criminal court has the makings of an incredible buddy/road trip movie.
November 21, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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what’s whitney houston’s favourite type of coordination?

HAAAAND EYEEEE
November 20, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Staying up way too late for a work night and watching @profbriancox.bsky.social beautiful Solar System doco on iPlayer is a top tier treat. Just magnificent.
November 20, 2024 at 1:27 AM
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I see the Tories and their media are struggling to define a farmer
November 19, 2024 at 11:06 AM
November 19, 2024 at 11:52 AM
This is a fascinating read, but also, what the absolute fuck?
I’m getting media inquiries about Artem Klyushin, as he was a key figure in my 2018 NYT bestseller Proof of Collusion. The Russian oligarch and Putin ally hosted Trump in Moscow in November 2013 and—per Trump bodyguard Keith Schiller—offered to send women to Trump’s suite during his stay. {cont.}
November 18, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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Are we doing those old-school, meandering, ludicrous threads here? They were the best thing about ol’ Twitter.

And, hoo boy, have I got one for you.

Buckle up. We need to talk about Gromit.

🪡 🧵 🪡
November 16, 2024 at 8:53 PM
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Gonna be honest, I’d probably have left the “O” in that sign.
November 16, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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‘I stand by my original statement: we ARE never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy.’
November 13, 2024 at 7:13 AM
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Q. What has four legs in the morning, three legs in the afternoon, and two legs in the evening?

A. A shit table
November 16, 2024 at 10:54 AM
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COMPETITION: I’ve got three copies of Planes, Trains and Toilet Doors to give away.

RT this before 10am on Monday.

I’ll randomly pick three people from the RTs, and I’ll sign and post a book to the winners. Perfect 🎁
November 15, 2024 at 4:39 PM
It’s not my phone that’s a mess, CNN, it’s my whole life ✌🏻
November 15, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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We’ll add this to our Liszt of terrible jokes.
⚠Invalid Handel
November 14, 2024 at 9:44 PM