H. Anthony Hildebrand
@hahildebrand.bsky.social
Writer and noisemaker.
He/him.
AKA Dog Swamp Residents Association
https://dogswampresidentsassociation.bandcamp.com/
https://hanthonyhildebrand.bandcamp.com/
Additionally: https://twitter.com/hahildebrand
And: http://instagram.com/hah_noise/
Effable.
He/him.
AKA Dog Swamp Residents Association
https://dogswampresidentsassociation.bandcamp.com/
https://hanthonyhildebrand.bandcamp.com/
Additionally: https://twitter.com/hahildebrand
And: http://instagram.com/hah_noise/
Effable.
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If anyone uses the phrase "spooky season" they should be immediately fined £1000
October 1, 2025 at 9:10 AM
If anyone uses the phrase "spooky season" they should be immediately fined £1000
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Grammar is the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse and helping your Uncle Jack fuck a horse
November 17, 2024 at 11:24 AM
Grammar is the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse and helping your Uncle Jack fuck a horse
Jive Bunny had so many good tunes, he could have released any one of them as a single instead of that one epic track
October 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Jive Bunny had so many good tunes, he could have released any one of them as a single instead of that one epic track
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Kurt Schwitters
Abstraction 45 Sphere Dress
1922
Abstraction 45 Sphere Dress
1922
October 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Kurt Schwitters
Abstraction 45 Sphere Dress
1922
Abstraction 45 Sphere Dress
1922
Glass bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
October 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Glass bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
The British version of To Catch A Predator was called Impaedophile
October 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The British version of To Catch A Predator was called Impaedophile
"Call me Moby-Dick, the famous whale."
October 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"Call me Moby-Dick, the famous whale."
If anyone uses the phrase "spooky season" they should be immediately fined £1000
October 1, 2025 at 9:10 AM
If anyone uses the phrase "spooky season" they should be immediately fined £1000
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Westworld should have been called Cowboy Builders
September 29, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Westworld should have been called Cowboy Builders
Westworld should have been called Cowboy Builders
September 29, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Westworld should have been called Cowboy Builders
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It's #buyastrangerabook day today!
Things like this happen.
I shall be starting very soon.
Do you want to #buyastrangerabook?
www.biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi...
Things like this happen.
I shall be starting very soon.
Do you want to #buyastrangerabook?
www.biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi...
September 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
It's #buyastrangerabook day today!
Things like this happen.
I shall be starting very soon.
Do you want to #buyastrangerabook?
www.biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi...
Things like this happen.
I shall be starting very soon.
Do you want to #buyastrangerabook?
www.biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi...
Rewatching Adaptation for the first time in many years. Such an excellent film.
September 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Rewatching Adaptation for the first time in many years. Such an excellent film.
To whom it may concern
My deepest condolences
My deepest condolences
September 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
To whom it may concern
My deepest condolences
My deepest condolences
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I hope this ishmael finds you whale
September 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I hope this ishmael finds you whale
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Who's the Real Villain in Frankenstein? Who is the Funniest Character in Tess of the D'urbervilles? How much could Ahab benchpress? Could Ford Maddox Ford have reached more people with a podcast? Why does Mr Darcy emit so much aura? Could Julia from 1984 be considered Brat? Could Don Quixote eat San
September 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Who's the Real Villain in Frankenstein? Who is the Funniest Character in Tess of the D'urbervilles? How much could Ahab benchpress? Could Ford Maddox Ford have reached more people with a podcast? Why does Mr Darcy emit so much aura? Could Julia from 1984 be considered Brat? Could Don Quixote eat San
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“Bake me a cake as fast as you can” is an unhinged demand.
September 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
“Bake me a cake as fast as you can” is an unhinged demand.
One of the things that confounds me about the UK is that no one seems to think that calling aristocrats by their made up titles is insane. The Earl of Essex? Piss off, Paul. Why not ignore this ludicrous anti-democratic bollocks and call these cunts by their real names?
August 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
One of the things that confounds me about the UK is that no one seems to think that calling aristocrats by their made up titles is insane. The Earl of Essex? Piss off, Paul. Why not ignore this ludicrous anti-democratic bollocks and call these cunts by their real names?
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Someone blocked me after seeing this, which is fair enough
Gir-
was the original title of Girl, Interrupted
was the original title of Girl, Interrupted
August 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Someone blocked me after seeing this, which is fair enough
Gir-
was the original title of Girl, Interrupted
was the original title of Girl, Interrupted
August 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Gir-
was the original title of Girl, Interrupted
was the original title of Girl, Interrupted
Q. Who won some wood
A. Steve Winwood
A. Steve Winwood
August 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Q. Who won some wood
A. Steve Winwood
A. Steve Winwood
Bob Dylan's real name is Bobert Dylermann
August 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Bob Dylan's real name is Bobert Dylermann
