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This morning: deleted my Amazon account, blocked the Twitter app and website (deleted those accounts a while ago), reactivated an old FB account to download all my data and delete it, given myself a month timeline to get off Instagram and WhatsApp.
These Nazis will have NOTHING from me.
These Nazis will have NOTHING from me.
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From the CWS Archive. 4th August 2024.
July 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
From the CWS Archive. 4th August 2024.
Finally managed to trick the Merlin Bird Identification app in to thinking I’m a dove 😂
#dove #collareddove #birdcall
#dove #collareddove #birdcall
July 18, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Finally managed to trick the Merlin Bird Identification app in to thinking I’m a dove 😂
#dove #collareddove #birdcall
#dove #collareddove #birdcall
July 4, 2025 at 9:08 AM
The new #Muse song is… something
“What is this Tim Burton intro?”
“Oh, here we go. Classic Muse synth.”
“Oh, that’s a riff…”
“Oh shit, THAT’S a rif- what in the Evanescence-Linkin Park-Trivium-early 2000s is this chorus?”
“OH SHIT NOW WE’RE RIFFING”
A wild ride from start to finish.
#Unraveling
“What is this Tim Burton intro?”
“Oh, here we go. Classic Muse synth.”
“Oh, that’s a riff…”
“Oh shit, THAT’S a rif- what in the Evanescence-Linkin Park-Trivium-early 2000s is this chorus?”
“OH SHIT NOW WE’RE RIFFING”
A wild ride from start to finish.
#Unraveling
June 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The new #Muse song is… something
“What is this Tim Burton intro?”
“Oh, here we go. Classic Muse synth.”
“Oh, that’s a riff…”
“Oh shit, THAT’S a rif- what in the Evanescence-Linkin Park-Trivium-early 2000s is this chorus?”
“OH SHIT NOW WE’RE RIFFING”
A wild ride from start to finish.
#Unraveling
“What is this Tim Burton intro?”
“Oh, here we go. Classic Muse synth.”
“Oh, that’s a riff…”
“Oh shit, THAT’S a rif- what in the Evanescence-Linkin Park-Trivium-early 2000s is this chorus?”
“OH SHIT NOW WE’RE RIFFING”
A wild ride from start to finish.
#Unraveling
I’m now one of those people who asks #ChatGPT for information & answers because Google & DuckDuckGo results are completely useless now. I spent ages trying to the name of a specific beer bottle shape and only ChatGPT got it right. Google threw up a load of ads for Beer52 & DDG had nothing.
June 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I’m now one of those people who asks #ChatGPT for information & answers because Google & DuckDuckGo results are completely useless now. I spent ages trying to the name of a specific beer bottle shape and only ChatGPT got it right. Google threw up a load of ads for Beer52 & DDG had nothing.
June 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Boomers keep saying “we need a good war” despite never having lived through one or fought in one.
June 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Boomers keep saying “we need a good war” despite never having lived through one or fought in one.
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unlike Vietnam or Afghanistan at least the Marines coming to.L.A. know exactly what this fight is all about
June 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
unlike Vietnam or Afghanistan at least the Marines coming to.L.A. know exactly what this fight is all about
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Quick reminder to everyone that Nigel Farage is a charlatan and grifter.
two men standing next to each other with the words " thx for coming to my ted talk " on the bottom
ALT: two men standing next to each other with the words " thx for coming to my ted talk " on the bottom
media.tenor.com
May 25, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Quick reminder to everyone that Nigel Farage is a charlatan and grifter.
Butter wouldn’t melt…
…because it been on fire in the depths of hell 🔥
…because it been on fire in the depths of hell 🔥
May 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Butter wouldn’t melt…
…because it been on fire in the depths of hell 🔥
…because it been on fire in the depths of hell 🔥
Injustice*
*Prison for fucking up the garden like the bellend he is.
*Prison for fucking up the garden like the bellend he is.
May 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Injustice*
*Prison for fucking up the garden like the bellend he is.
*Prison for fucking up the garden like the bellend he is.
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I now believe that some of my problems in later life are due to food dye in the heroin I was consuming for 20 years.
by Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
by Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
April 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I now believe that some of my problems in later life are due to food dye in the heroin I was consuming for 20 years.
by Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
by Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
Immediately afterwards, the @telegraphnews.bsky.social reported that “net zero” was the issue in Spain & Portugal on Monday.
Net zero (or “renewables”, if you’re not a gammon) actually saved the day: www.euronews.com/green/2025/0...
In summary: fuck the Torygraph
#poweroutage #spain #portugal
Net zero (or “renewables”, if you’re not a gammon) actually saved the day: www.euronews.com/green/2025/0...
In summary: fuck the Torygraph
#poweroutage #spain #portugal
Did wind and solar really make Spain's power grid more vulnerable?
Investigations are ongoing into what went wrong with the electricity system, which impacted some 60 million people.
www.euronews.com
April 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Immediately afterwards, the @telegraphnews.bsky.social reported that “net zero” was the issue in Spain & Portugal on Monday.
Net zero (or “renewables”, if you’re not a gammon) actually saved the day: www.euronews.com/green/2025/0...
In summary: fuck the Torygraph
#poweroutage #spain #portugal
Net zero (or “renewables”, if you’re not a gammon) actually saved the day: www.euronews.com/green/2025/0...
In summary: fuck the Torygraph
#poweroutage #spain #portugal
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Sure is a “coincidence”……
We landed about an hour before all the power went out in Portugal. It’s all back on now but this is just too convenient 😂
#iberianpoweroutage #portugal #spain #israel
We landed about an hour before all the power went out in Portugal. It’s all back on now but this is just too convenient 😂
#iberianpoweroutage #portugal #spain #israel
April 29, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Sure is a “coincidence”……
We landed about an hour before all the power went out in Portugal. It’s all back on now but this is just too convenient 😂
#iberianpoweroutage #portugal #spain #israel
We landed about an hour before all the power went out in Portugal. It’s all back on now but this is just too convenient 😂
#iberianpoweroutage #portugal #spain #israel
April 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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open.spotify.com/episode/1yM7...
Another episode of Queering IFS featuring a conversation around sexuality in internal family systems (IFS). With guest Ali Bushell.
#skyifs #internalfamilysystems #queering #neuroqueering #podcasting #neurodivergentifs #ifs
Another episode of Queering IFS featuring a conversation around sexuality in internal family systems (IFS). With guest Ali Bushell.
#skyifs #internalfamilysystems #queering #neuroqueering #podcasting #neurodivergentifs #ifs
Episode 5 - Queering Sexuality in Internal Family Systems (IFS) - The P of Passion
Queering Internal Family Systems (IFS) · Episode
open.spotify.com
April 11, 2025 at 9:17 AM
open.spotify.com/episode/1yM7...
Another episode of Queering IFS featuring a conversation around sexuality in internal family systems (IFS). With guest Ali Bushell.
#skyifs #internalfamilysystems #queering #neuroqueering #podcasting #neurodivergentifs #ifs
Another episode of Queering IFS featuring a conversation around sexuality in internal family systems (IFS). With guest Ali Bushell.
#skyifs #internalfamilysystems #queering #neuroqueering #podcasting #neurodivergentifs #ifs
“Why don’t people tip for food delivery any more?”
Because it used to be £20 to feed two people. £5 tip to the driver was fine.
Now it’s £40 + delivery for food that’s worse. That’s why.
Because it used to be £20 to feed two people. £5 tip to the driver was fine.
Now it’s £40 + delivery for food that’s worse. That’s why.
April 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
“Why don’t people tip for food delivery any more?”
Because it used to be £20 to feed two people. £5 tip to the driver was fine.
Now it’s £40 + delivery for food that’s worse. That’s why.
Because it used to be £20 to feed two people. £5 tip to the driver was fine.
Now it’s £40 + delivery for food that’s worse. That’s why.
Time for some Jaily Waily
April 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Time for some Jaily Waily
Even with the £3 bus fares, it’ll cost £12 for two of us to take a 15 minute bus to town and back.
It’s going to cost £3 to park all day in the centre.
Madness.
It’s going to cost £3 to park all day in the centre.
Madness.
April 5, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Even with the £3 bus fares, it’ll cost £12 for two of us to take a 15 minute bus to town and back.
It’s going to cost £3 to park all day in the centre.
Madness.
It’s going to cost £3 to park all day in the centre.
Madness.
Southern Water taking the absolute piss as always
April 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Southern Water taking the absolute piss as always
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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
theonion.com
April 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
I’ve never understood this nonsense unless you’re actively avoiding paying tax.
It costs about 1.5% to bank cash
It costs about 1.2% to take a card payment
(Both these number are averages based on what I’ve seen myself and from working in small businesses)
Be better.
#taxavoidance #cashsucks
It costs about 1.5% to bank cash
It costs about 1.2% to take a card payment
(Both these number are averages based on what I’ve seen myself and from working in small businesses)
Be better.
#taxavoidance #cashsucks
March 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I’ve never understood this nonsense unless you’re actively avoiding paying tax.
It costs about 1.5% to bank cash
It costs about 1.2% to take a card payment
(Both these number are averages based on what I’ve seen myself and from working in small businesses)
Be better.
#taxavoidance #cashsucks
It costs about 1.5% to bank cash
It costs about 1.2% to take a card payment
(Both these number are averages based on what I’ve seen myself and from working in small businesses)
Be better.
#taxavoidance #cashsucks