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Finally managed to trick the Merlin Bird Identification app in to thinking I’m a dove 😂
#dove #collareddove #birdcall
#dove #collareddove #birdcall
July 18, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Finally managed to trick the Merlin Bird Identification app in to thinking I’m a dove 😂
#dove #collareddove #birdcall
#dove #collareddove #birdcall
July 4, 2025 at 9:08 AM
June 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Boomers keep saying “we need a good war” despite never having lived through one or fought in one.
June 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Boomers keep saying “we need a good war” despite never having lived through one or fought in one.
Butter wouldn’t melt…
…because it been on fire in the depths of hell 🔥
…because it been on fire in the depths of hell 🔥
May 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Butter wouldn’t melt…
…because it been on fire in the depths of hell 🔥
…because it been on fire in the depths of hell 🔥
Injustice*
*Prison for fucking up the garden like the bellend he is.
*Prison for fucking up the garden like the bellend he is.
May 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Injustice*
*Prison for fucking up the garden like the bellend he is.
*Prison for fucking up the garden like the bellend he is.
By whom, I wonder?
April 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
By whom, I wonder?
It’s been the windiest it’s ever been this year in Portugal. Plenty of power to go around…
…unless your neighbour has beef with Israel
…unless your neighbour has beef with Israel
April 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It’s been the windiest it’s ever been this year in Portugal. Plenty of power to go around…
…unless your neighbour has beef with Israel
…unless your neighbour has beef with Israel
Or, the other dickhead of the world:
April 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Or, the other dickhead of the world:
We all know the answer. Let’s not pretend.
April 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
We all know the answer. Let’s not pretend.
Nah, just Israel having a cry.
April 29, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Nah, just Israel having a cry.
It’s all a little bit of a coincidence, isn’t it? 🧐🧐🧐🧐
April 29, 2025 at 7:55 AM
It’s all a little bit of a coincidence, isn’t it? 🧐🧐🧐🧐
Sure is a “coincidence”……
We landed about an hour before all the power went out in Portugal. It’s all back on now but this is just too convenient 😂
#iberianpoweroutage #portugal #spain #israel
We landed about an hour before all the power went out in Portugal. It’s all back on now but this is just too convenient 😂
#iberianpoweroutage #portugal #spain #israel
April 29, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Sure is a “coincidence”……
We landed about an hour before all the power went out in Portugal. It’s all back on now but this is just too convenient 😂
#iberianpoweroutage #portugal #spain #israel
We landed about an hour before all the power went out in Portugal. It’s all back on now but this is just too convenient 😂
#iberianpoweroutage #portugal #spain #israel
April 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Southern Water taking the absolute piss as always
April 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Southern Water taking the absolute piss as always
I’ve never understood this nonsense unless you’re actively avoiding paying tax.
It costs about 1.5% to bank cash
It costs about 1.2% to take a card payment
(Both these number are averages based on what I’ve seen myself and from working in small businesses)
Be better.
#taxavoidance #cashsucks
It costs about 1.5% to bank cash
It costs about 1.2% to take a card payment
(Both these number are averages based on what I’ve seen myself and from working in small businesses)
Be better.
#taxavoidance #cashsucks
March 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I’ve never understood this nonsense unless you’re actively avoiding paying tax.
It costs about 1.5% to bank cash
It costs about 1.2% to take a card payment
(Both these number are averages based on what I’ve seen myself and from working in small businesses)
Be better.
#taxavoidance #cashsucks
It costs about 1.5% to bank cash
It costs about 1.2% to take a card payment
(Both these number are averages based on what I’ve seen myself and from working in small businesses)
Be better.
#taxavoidance #cashsucks
Today’s task was to replace some outside lights that were literally rusted to the wall.
“Made in GDR” - East German iron works! Madness, but makes sense as this extension was done in the mid-late 80s. I’d keep them if they weren’t so rusted and fucked.
#GDR #eastgerman #eastgermany #madeinGDR
“Made in GDR” - East German iron works! Madness, but makes sense as this extension was done in the mid-late 80s. I’d keep them if they weren’t so rusted and fucked.
#GDR #eastgerman #eastgermany #madeinGDR
March 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Today’s task was to replace some outside lights that were literally rusted to the wall.
“Made in GDR” - East German iron works! Madness, but makes sense as this extension was done in the mid-late 80s. I’d keep them if they weren’t so rusted and fucked.
#GDR #eastgerman #eastgermany #madeinGDR
“Made in GDR” - East German iron works! Madness, but makes sense as this extension was done in the mid-late 80s. I’d keep them if they weren’t so rusted and fucked.
#GDR #eastgerman #eastgermany #madeinGDR
March 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Far superior to modern #Guinness. #MurphysIrishStout reminds of when Guinness was good.
March 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Far superior to modern #Guinness. #MurphysIrishStout reminds of when Guinness was good.