@foolishsamwise.bsky.social
Despite everything, I’m still me. And there ain’t no me but me. For better and worse.
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Oh hey. Hi. How’s it going? I’m Sam. I don’t really know how other people think of me.
Jewish. Vegetarian. Genius. Dumabass. Austinite. Analyst. Critic. Coach. Fan of sports, comics, movies, Lego, and games.
My philosophy is that the entire point of society is to help others. That’s the ballgame.
Jewish. Vegetarian. Genius. Dumabass. Austinite. Analyst. Critic. Coach. Fan of sports, comics, movies, Lego, and games.
My philosophy is that the entire point of society is to help others. That’s the ballgame.
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I honestly do not understand who is helped by this change. The new season functionally runs summer to spring. It includes the hottest months and the coldest months, but skips the months of relatively nice weather. (May-June.) Like what. Why.
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I honestly do not understand who is helped by this change. The new season functionally runs summer to spring. It includes the hottest months and the coldest months, but skips the months of relatively nice weather. (May-June.) Like what. Why.
MLS owners in 2027 seeing February attendance numbers
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
MLS owners in 2027 seeing February attendance numbers
Well this sucks
MLS to Align Calendar with Top Leagues Around the World
www.mlssoccer.com/news/mls-to-...
www.mlssoccer.com/news/mls-to-...
MLS to Align Calendar with Top Leagues Around the World | MLSSoccer.com
2027-2028 MLS Season to Begin in Late Summer, Culminate with Audi MLS Cup Playoffs in May
www.mlssoccer.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Well this sucks
A fall-spring calendar would be awful for MLS. Only what, two of the teams have covered stadiums?
MLS owners are *expected* to vote on flipping to fall-spring calendar at Thursday's BOG meeting. Changes to competition format also expected.
Let's see if it actually comes to a vote, but implications are enormous.
Exclusive details with @tombogert.bsky.social:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
Let's see if it actually comes to a vote, but implications are enormous.
Exclusive details with @tombogert.bsky.social:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
MLS owners set to vote on fall-spring calendar and season format changes: Sources
Substantial change could be coming to MLS's structure and operations following a Thursday vote, sources tell The Athletic
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
A fall-spring calendar would be awful for MLS. Only what, two of the teams have covered stadiums?
NEW STEAM CONTROLLER BAYBEE
(I mean the console is cool too, but the OG steam controller is the GOAT and the new one looks even better.)
(I mean the console is cool too, but the OG steam controller is the GOAT and the new one looks even better.)
Valve is making a console. The Steam Machine, a sleek box with the guts of a mid-range PC that runs SteamOS, will arrive in early 2026. Prices TBD, but unlike the failed Steam Machine initiative from a decade ago, this is Valve's own device. Big news www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Valve Announces Steam Machine, a New Video-Game Console
The US gaming company behind the popular, handheld Steam Deck is making a living-room device for PC games
www.bloomberg.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
NEW STEAM CONTROLLER BAYBEE
(I mean the console is cool too, but the OG steam controller is the GOAT and the new one looks even better.)
(I mean the console is cool too, but the OG steam controller is the GOAT and the new one looks even better.)
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Since apparently there is James Bond discourse, here’s the simplest way to get out this self-imposed “how do we unkill Bond” mess.
YOU DON’T *NEED* CONTINUITY, FFS
Keep the same actors for M, Moneypenny, Q, Leiter, and Lashana Lynch as 008 or whatever number.
New Bond.
Set it in the 60s.
EASY.
YOU DON’T *NEED* CONTINUITY, FFS
Keep the same actors for M, Moneypenny, Q, Leiter, and Lashana Lynch as 008 or whatever number.
New Bond.
Set it in the 60s.
EASY.
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Since apparently there is James Bond discourse, here’s the simplest way to get out this self-imposed “how do we unkill Bond” mess.
YOU DON’T *NEED* CONTINUITY, FFS
Keep the same actors for M, Moneypenny, Q, Leiter, and Lashana Lynch as 008 or whatever number.
New Bond.
Set it in the 60s.
EASY.
YOU DON’T *NEED* CONTINUITY, FFS
Keep the same actors for M, Moneypenny, Q, Leiter, and Lashana Lynch as 008 or whatever number.
New Bond.
Set it in the 60s.
EASY.
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
Between Pistons/Wizards, Cavs/Heat, Bucks/Mavs, and obviously Spurs/Bulls, this is this kind of night that just reminds you why basketball is awesome.
And why Wemby is the best.
And why Wemby is the best.
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Between Pistons/Wizards, Cavs/Heat, Bucks/Mavs, and obviously Spurs/Bulls, this is this kind of night that just reminds you why basketball is awesome.
And why Wemby is the best.
And why Wemby is the best.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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woah plot twist
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 AM
woah plot twist
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🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
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"I can change him"
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"I can change him"
What a crazy race.
November 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
What a crazy race.
…I think he’s gonna win this. Holy shit.
November 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
…I think he’s gonna win this. Holy shit.
Not sure about pitting Yuki, surely they can’t be thinking 1-stop, right?
November 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Not sure about pitting Yuki, surely they can’t be thinking 1-stop, right?
Max has the possibility to do the funniest possible thing here
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Max has the possibility to do the funniest possible thing here
This guy seems cool, but I’m now just worried that somewhere out there there’s a guy named Tommy Somerton who’s pure evil.
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This guy seems cool, but I’m now just worried that somewhere out there there’s a guy named Tommy Somerton who’s pure evil.
Hey, I think De’Aaron Fox might be back.
This spurs team is so dang fun rn man.
This spurs team is so dang fun rn man.
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Hey, I think De’Aaron Fox might be back.
This spurs team is so dang fun rn man.
This spurs team is so dang fun rn man.
I love Football Manager. There’s no joy quite like when the little men in the computer do what you want them to do.
But it’s the most tense spreadsheet you’ll ever play.
I’m 5 points back in the WE League title race with 3 to play. Against 11th, 1st and 12th. Still technically within reach.
But it’s the most tense spreadsheet you’ll ever play.
I’m 5 points back in the WE League title race with 3 to play. Against 11th, 1st and 12th. Still technically within reach.
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I love Football Manager. There’s no joy quite like when the little men in the computer do what you want them to do.
But it’s the most tense spreadsheet you’ll ever play.
I’m 5 points back in the WE League title race with 3 to play. Against 11th, 1st and 12th. Still technically within reach.
But it’s the most tense spreadsheet you’ll ever play.
I’m 5 points back in the WE League title race with 3 to play. Against 11th, 1st and 12th. Still technically within reach.
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Hillel: put your right foot in
Gentile: done
Hillel: now take it out
Gentile: ...ok
Hillel: put your other foot in, shake it all about
Gentile: wait what?
Hillel: what is hateful to you do not do to another
Hillel: that's what it's all about
Gentile: done
Hillel: now take it out
Gentile: ...ok
Hillel: put your other foot in, shake it all about
Gentile: wait what?
Hillel: what is hateful to you do not do to another
Hillel: that's what it's all about
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Hillel: put your right foot in
Gentile: done
Hillel: now take it out
Gentile: ...ok
Hillel: put your other foot in, shake it all about
Gentile: wait what?
Hillel: what is hateful to you do not do to another
Hillel: that's what it's all about
Gentile: done
Hillel: now take it out
Gentile: ...ok
Hillel: put your other foot in, shake it all about
Gentile: wait what?
Hillel: what is hateful to you do not do to another
Hillel: that's what it's all about
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starting one of those job simulator games with an in-depth combat tutorial that ends with "you never know when you'll need it!" and then going hours and hours and hours with no fights but every time you check the controls menu it's the combat button layout that comes up first
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
starting one of those job simulator games with an in-depth combat tutorial that ends with "you never know when you'll need it!" and then going hours and hours and hours with no fights but every time you check the controls menu it's the combat button layout that comes up first
Not to sound too much like a Knicks fan, but Van Gundy needs to shut up
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Not to sound too much like a Knicks fan, but Van Gundy needs to shut up