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libraries, but for everything. luddite flubhead. moby-dick evangelist. he/him 🏴🚩🤘
sounds like this may have been the most beautiful match of the beautiful game ever played www.theguardian.com/football/202...
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
"everyone is 12" theory holding strong
An endless amount of deranged details in this interview with Greg Bovino's sister, but most notably that his uncle produced the Jack Nicholson movie The Border and the depiction of the agent as corrupt radicalized him as a 12-yr-old.

"Since then, he was like, 'Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'"
How a family secret led Greg Bovino to lead Trump's border crackdown
Before he became the face of Trump's tough ICE policies, Border Patrol commander Greg Bovino endured a childhood marked by a family scandal that changed the trajectory of his life.
www.dailymail.co.uk
November 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Beautiful! Euskadi, the Basque Country hosted the Palestinian national men's team in San Mamés Stadium Bilbao yesterday. #SolidarityIsAVerb #FreePalestine
November 16, 2025 at 12:04 PM
looks like your favorite team is playing today
November 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Not has Israel murdered hundreds of Palestinian footballers in Gaza, but now their own players are getting arrested for gang-raping a tourist.

And they’re still allowed to compete in the World Cup.
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
i'll have some
Video: Ben Cohen via X (@YoBenCohen)
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
[hand to earpiece] i'm getting word that all these wealthy pedophiles learned to read by three cueing
now going to assume anyone who writes grammatically chaotic emails is a pedophile until i get evidence otherwise
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
now going to assume anyone who writes grammatically chaotic emails is a pedophile until i get evidence otherwise
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
something i never see discussed as to why authorities don't want free public transit is that rider payment systems double as surveillance tools and they don't want that to disappear
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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For anyone who's wondering, Katherine Boyle is a board member and investor at 6+ different arms manufacturers and a general partner at Andreessen Horowitz
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 AM
whoever thought "emojis in filenames is good" must've learned to read via three-cueing
No no no begs every archivist. You are never going to be able to find anything. Please don’t start using emojis in file names. Who asked for this? What fresh hell is next?
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
anyone who learned to read via phonics can tell you that using these three cues is very obviously not how a person reads
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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"horse and pony are essentially the same word" oh my god america is stupid to it's fucking core
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
trying to starve ppl out by taking away snap benefits strikes me as these ghouls want to manufacture crime by making ppl do desperate things to survive – a crime panic then "justifies" more carcerality, which feels like an overdetermined near-future
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
this is the perfect SoftBank transaction: pull investments in Nvidia so they can go "all in" on OpenAI
Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.

Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
extremely badass to accidentally come into possession of an lp worth several hundred dollars lmao
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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They’re wearing masks so they can’t be prosecuted later. As long as they think they can’t be prosecuted, their crimes will intensify. They will torture, starve and kill, as they have already, on greater and greater scale.

Signed, someone who’s covered the unaccountable War on Terror for 23 years.
I’ve come to believe that we need to gather considerable forces and a campaign to demand the removal of face masks by ICE, Border Patrol, FBI and police.

It is a practice in conflict with the principles of transparency & accountability that are central to the concept of democracy.
Video on social media shows an immigration agent pulling a gun in Little Village and holding it to the side — which is not an appropriate or safe way to hold a gun. (Among other issues.)
November 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
newcastle gonna pull a spurs and win the champs league while finishing 17th
November 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
what are the odds that the spotify guy would start investing in AI weapons just as i start reading this
November 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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“The students are already using AI so we need to use AI too” okay 10 years ago you thought youths were eating Tide Pods and I didn’t see anybody chowing down on those in the break room at work.
November 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
big "there are dozens of us" energy from curtis here
BREAKING: Republican candidate Curtis Sliwa has conceded the NYC mayoral race to Zohran Mamdani, warning he’ll mobilise his supporters if the new mayor tries to “implement socialism” or “weaken the police.”

🟠 LIVE updates: aje.io/c1ytm0
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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it’s funny how a simple message like “you should love where you live” resonates, isn’t it
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
was kinda hoping an eagles fan would run headfirst into that beam
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
you know they'd fuck this up and become wahhabists via saudi money
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
shoutout to this sliwa precinct in bath beach that didn't hear about trump's cuomo endorsement
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM