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Heather R-J
@fomida42.bsky.social
Trained folklorist. Love writing, hiking, archaeology, linguistics, rock music, dancing (badly). aka Rev Dr Sophia Devilment
Boyfriend: “I’m going to make a caffeine-free version of Jolt Cola and name it Well-Insulated Wire.”
March 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
So… Can you call people out by name in your obituary? Like, could I name my bullies from elementary school? Could I name the person who got away with stealing someone else’s lunch at work? I’d like to air some grievances publicly, but I’m patient.
December 24, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Deep thoughts from Boyfriend: “Just because Jim Henson had his hand up Kermit’s butt doesn’t mean Kermit wasn’t real”
December 15, 2024 at 1:13 AM
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“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”

Wampeters, Foma & Granfalloons (1974)
November 26, 2024 at 12:41 PM
I am Oscar the Grouch and Cookie Monster’s cursed love child. (Maybe it’s just perimenopause.)
November 27, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Boyfriend: They should have a place at the end of every trail for people to leave good sticks.
October 21, 2023 at 2:50 AM
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Every time a door closes in your life, it's time to open a window.
Unfurl your great black wings, soar across the wild skies, and become the shadowy figure of myth and legend you were always meant to be.
September 4, 2023 at 8:39 PM
As I grade papers by hand, I wonder once again why I thought I wanted to grade papers by hand.
August 27, 2023 at 10:07 PM
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I think a lot about my son wanting me to write my life story, and my immediate response being this horrified realization how many really significant moments of my life revolved around either sex or drugs
August 17, 2023 at 11:49 PM
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New adaptation of “Love Actually” but it’s about graduate students falling love with the topic they’ll spend the rest of their lives knowing far too much about called, “Well Actually”
August 17, 2023 at 11:09 PM
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it is the year 1985

6% of Americans believe the day is not far off when they will feel they must carry a hat pin for protection
August 17, 2023 at 3:34 PM
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I made this. It took forever.
August 6, 2023 at 5:59 PM
Hello, world! Glad to finally be here!
August 6, 2023 at 2:03 AM