FloorFood
@floorfood.bsky.social
Shitrock Writer and Serial Yapper, 25, Bri'ish, he/him
WHITE INK is out now!
Bandcamp: https://floorfood.bandcamp.com/album/white-ink
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmmwCPq5iMbhXUFnthpUlRpFzi33rYCaK
WHITE INK is out now!
Bandcamp: https://floorfood.bandcamp.com/album/white-ink
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmmwCPq5iMbhXUFnthpUlRpFzi33rYCaK
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FloorFood
@floorfood.bsky.social
· Sep 12
Gum
Gum Links. Available on all popular platforms.
li.sten.to
li.sten.to/presavegum
My new music video, 'Gum', is out now! The single will be available on the 19th, and you can Presave and watch with the link below.
My new music video, 'Gum', is out now! The single will be available on the 19th, and you can Presave and watch with the link below.
li.sten.to/presavegum
My new music video, 'Gum', is out now! The single will be available on the 19th, and you can Presave and watch with the link below.
My new music video, 'Gum', is out now! The single will be available on the 19th, and you can Presave and watch with the link below.
Gum
Gum Links. Available on all popular platforms.
li.sten.to
September 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
li.sten.to/presavegum
My new music video, 'Gum', is out now! The single will be available on the 19th, and you can Presave and watch with the link below.
My new music video, 'Gum', is out now! The single will be available on the 19th, and you can Presave and watch with the link below.
January 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Unlike most, I think I would do well with fame and power. The key is wanting it really really badly
December 30, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Unlike most, I think I would do well with fame and power. The key is wanting it really really badly
Started making Magic Tiktoks again and they're very screenshottable I fear
www.tiktok.com/@flooorfoood...
www.tiktok.com/@flooorfoood...
December 19, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Started making Magic Tiktoks again and they're very screenshottable I fear
www.tiktok.com/@flooorfoood...
www.tiktok.com/@flooorfoood...
Anyone else here use Habitica? I like to keep mine nice and challenging
December 18, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Anyone else here use Habitica? I like to keep mine nice and challenging
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The average Magic player eats up to 4 Command Towers in their sleep every year
December 10, 2024 at 5:31 PM
The average Magic player eats up to 4 Command Towers in their sleep every year
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being in a starter pack is like being the demo song on a casio keyboard from 1986. i didn’t ask to be here and we all agree that i’m pretty annoying but some tiny part of my shit is going to be in your head for the next 30 years. good luck motherfucker
December 8, 2024 at 4:52 PM
being in a starter pack is like being the demo song on a casio keyboard from 1986. i didn’t ask to be here and we all agree that i’m pretty annoying but some tiny part of my shit is going to be in your head for the next 30 years. good luck motherfucker
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"Giddy up jinglehorse?" There's no such animal.
December 9, 2024 at 1:38 PM
"Giddy up jinglehorse?" There's no such animal.
First thing I am doing again with internet access is of course reading One Piece and I think this is going to hurt
December 8, 2024 at 11:48 PM
First thing I am doing again with internet access is of course reading One Piece and I think this is going to hurt
I am out of boat WiFi prison hello
December 8, 2024 at 11:43 PM
I am out of boat WiFi prison hello
I've always maintained that having fun in commander is more about being scary than its about winning games - which also means letting opponents know when they should be scared
Some of the best #Commander games I've played are ones where I've actively told the other players how likely I am to win in the next couple of turns or pointing things on my side of the table that may have slipped past everyone.
Be a Good Guy Kellan.
Be a Good Guy Kellan.
December 6, 2024 at 6:00 AM
I've always maintained that having fun in commander is more about being scary than its about winning games - which also means letting opponents know when they should be scared
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You know what’s upsetting about our terrible, terrible world? Never any treasure in caves. Nope: just crushing death & asphyxiation. Maybe a skull but that’s set dressing really
December 5, 2024 at 2:43 PM
You know what’s upsetting about our terrible, terrible world? Never any treasure in caves. Nope: just crushing death & asphyxiation. Maybe a skull but that’s set dressing really
If anyone is wondering what future FloorFood music might sound like look no further
December 4, 2024 at 4:30 PM
If anyone is wondering what future FloorFood music might sound like look no further
Somehow watched the Muppets Christmas Carol for first time today and it might be the best rendition of the Ghost of Christmas to come I've seen? The scene of Scrooge walking towards his grave hits way harder than the adaptations that over egg the spookiness of the horror
December 2, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Somehow watched the Muppets Christmas Carol for first time today and it might be the best rendition of the Ghost of Christmas to come I've seen? The scene of Scrooge walking towards his grave hits way harder than the adaptations that over egg the spookiness of the horror
Lmao why is it my civil duty to keep using a social media that barely works
“Leaving X because you don’t like Elon is the kind of purity politics that landed Democrats in this mess to begin with.”
Democrats Face an Existential Crisis on X
Conversations with a dozen insiders point to a party that is unsure about whether to leave or engage with the increasingly MAGA platform.
www.politico.com
December 1, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Lmao why is it my civil duty to keep using a social media that barely works
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200 followers!?!?!!
Might have to be funny soon
Might have to be funny soon
I now have a Bandcamp! WHITE INK can be yours to own for a single pound sterling!
floorfood.bandcamp.com/album/white-...
floorfood.bandcamp.com/album/white-...
WHITE INK, by FloorFood
3 track album
floorfood.bandcamp.com
November 30, 2024 at 11:09 PM
200 followers!?!?!!
Might have to be funny soon
Might have to be funny soon
Six Drop Saturday baybee
November 30, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Six Drop Saturday baybee
I must hear this live
November 30, 2024 at 12:40 PM
I must hear this live
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“sing us a song, you’re the piano man”
piano man climbing down from the rafters like a gargoyle: very well
piano man climbing down from the rafters like a gargoyle: very well
November 29, 2024 at 1:16 AM
“sing us a song, you’re the piano man”
piano man climbing down from the rafters like a gargoyle: very well
piano man climbing down from the rafters like a gargoyle: very well