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So pogo on that, y’twat.
It's that time again, everybody. youtu.be/VCvz7uflMIU?...
Mike Oldfield - In Dulci Jubilo
YouTube video by MikeOldfieldVEVO
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Lots of picky carbs for tea.
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My favourite thing about the "luxury Motability cars" misconception is how to have a Motability car, not only do they take half of your disability benefit away but you have very little say in which car you get. Audi and BMW have chosen to be part of the scheme, you ignorant fucking freaks.
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Just keeping ahead of all the cultural shifts.
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I remember realising we were wandering into fascism in 2010, it's now 2025 and this week alone I've seen three policy suggestions that are literally Nazi-adjacent.
Fixed it for you. Idiots! If the exclusion is based on appearance then it will certainly impact cis folks as well as trans folks.
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I've travelled the humous seas and let me just say, Ramona's Heavenly Humous is the absolute best humous. 400g tub that lasts us a whole week too? Ramona you have charmed me.
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Saw someone observe that it's like we're slowly entering a feudalism/oligarchy period of time again and I can't stop thinking about it.
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Just seen the new trailer for the 2026 adaptation of Wuthering Heights
November 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This. I'm nearly 37 and I can absolutely tell when someone isn't even in their thirties, I'm sorry to say it but I think with emotional maturity and lack of predatory instincts that ability usually grows with you?! And that ability seems dangerously far lesser in cis men on average.
the thing that always baffles me about when ppl start quibbling over age-of-consent or whatever is that as a 41 year old most 25 year old's look like teenagers to me. so even that seems gross.

i don't understand why anyone in middle-age would think 'sure they are 18 so its fine' let alone 15. 🤷‍♀️
15-year-olds aren’t “barely legal.” There is no such thing as “underage women” they’re fucking CHILDREN.
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"What's she gonna look like with a poppy on her!
What's she gonna look like with a poppy on her!
What's she gonna look like with a poppy on her!
What's she gonna look like with a poppy on her!"
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My 65 year old mum has downloaded Tik Tok
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
So the Timms review will look at all PIP claimants from next year, meaning as guessed a two tier system for legacy and new claimants won't stay, it was just a temp concession to get the vote through. Who is continuing to fight all this?! Cos I'm sick of it only being mentioned when it's newsworthy.
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
It's the annual launch of Snow Fairy scented products at Lush, kids
November 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Oh my god the new Anna Von Hausswolff album
October 31, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Hallo ruddy bloody ween.
October 31, 2025 at 11:38 AM
People harping on about royal creep Andrew's titles and whether he's truly been stripped of them or not and I just think the guy shouldn't even be breathing anymore, we are not the same etc.
October 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Love prattling to my partner about things I've recently started caring about, today's is "Wow I really love soup. It is soup season, I must buy a few cans of soup. Do you like soup? Got a mad craving for soup. Look there's even rustic style soup." And he just looks sympathetic but perplexed.
October 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I watched the Brianna Ghey documentary where her mum told her story and ultimately, I just found it so upsetting and frustrating for this reason.
She dared to be herself and got killed for it. And rather than change the world to set that injustice right so she could have safely been herself no other child should be allowed to do such folly as choosing who they are
October 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Your da uses AI to compose Amazon reviews.
October 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Still amazing how Britain massacred half the world for fragrant spices, yet our "national dishes" are still beige, carb heavy slop invented by the country's poorest.
October 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Julia Jacklin - Someday

I have quite a few but she took The Strokes' lack of soulfulness in the original and threw it at them in spades.

youtu.be/Hl9FV9thfRE?...
October 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Agree to an extent but I think that's a generous assessment, to me it's actually constant straw-manning of what people say to manipulate the conversation into making them look bad, ignorant or unintelligent. It is bad faith and a result of online reactivity culture.
so one of the things I’ve started to realize with having a notable following On Here is exactly how much of a reading comprehension problem we have in this country
October 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Bought Cindy Lee's Diamond Jubilee album from Bandcamp cos they're boycotting Spotify and I'm so glad I did, just beautiful from start to finish. Someone summed it up as "Nothing I've heard before, but everything I've ever loved." And I couldn't put it better.
October 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Someone finally got him. Compliments to whoever killed Ian Watkins and regards to the city of Wakefield.
October 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Still convinced someone could make a cheap DIY soap opera on YouTube by getting several casual actors and subtly filming their scenes on a phone in the room displays at a local IKEA.
October 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM