Lots of picky carbs for tea.
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Lots of picky carbs for tea.
You may know this already, but according to @shrinkatlarge.bsky.social this is all you need to reply with
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
You may know this already, but according to @shrinkatlarge.bsky.social this is all you need to reply with
Just keeping ahead of all the cultural shifts.
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Just keeping ahead of all the cultural shifts.
Just seen the new trailer for the 2026 adaptation of Wuthering Heights
November 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Just seen the new trailer for the 2026 adaptation of Wuthering Heights
"What's she gonna look like with a poppy on her!
What's she gonna look like with a poppy on her!
What's she gonna look like with a poppy on her!
What's she gonna look like with a poppy on her!"
What's she gonna look like with a poppy on her!
What's she gonna look like with a poppy on her!
What's she gonna look like with a poppy on her!"
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"What's she gonna look like with a poppy on her!
What's she gonna look like with a poppy on her!
What's she gonna look like with a poppy on her!
What's she gonna look like with a poppy on her!"
What's she gonna look like with a poppy on her!
What's she gonna look like with a poppy on her!
What's she gonna look like with a poppy on her!"
My 65 year old mum has downloaded Tik Tok
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
My 65 year old mum has downloaded Tik Tok
It's the annual launch of Snow Fairy scented products at Lush, kids
November 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It's the annual launch of Snow Fairy scented products at Lush, kids
Oh my god the new Anna Von Hausswolff album
October 31, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Oh my god the new Anna Von Hausswolff album
Looks like I'm gonna end up in London on Thursday with freshly dyed hair and subsequent staining all around my bonce.
October 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Looks like I'm gonna end up in London on Thursday with freshly dyed hair and subsequent staining all around my bonce.
Pop stars in their mid thirties writing lyrics and having 'beefs' which have all the sophistication and maturity of a confrontation at the high school vending machines though.
October 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Pop stars in their mid thirties writing lyrics and having 'beefs' which have all the sophistication and maturity of a confrontation at the high school vending machines though.
Giving the fan heater the first blast of the day.
October 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Giving the fan heater the first blast of the day.
Brits calling paracetamol "Tylenol" though.
September 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Brits calling paracetamol "Tylenol" though.
Tatey wedges for tea.
September 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Tatey wedges for tea.
Telling my friend with long enthusiasm how much I love Zoflora cleaner. Welcome to 36, ajerf.
September 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Telling my friend with long enthusiasm how much I love Zoflora cleaner. Welcome to 36, ajerf.
No fridge for us until Monday.
September 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
No fridge for us until Monday.
My auntie has started sending me Tik Toks of people singing.
September 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
My auntie has started sending me Tik Toks of people singing.
Goddamn American garbage leave me alone
Also me:
Also me:
April 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Goddamn American garbage leave me alone
Also me:
Also me:
Sports? I'm into some sports myself actually.
April 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Sports? I'm into some sports myself actually.
“Should’ve gone to Specsavers.”
February 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“Should’ve gone to Specsavers.”
I can bang out a new pope for you easy, here he is
February 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I can bang out a new pope for you easy, here he is
What do you do when in self catering accommodation?! Why sample the local cuisine, by ordering Chinese food of course
February 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
What do you do when in self catering accommodation?! Why sample the local cuisine, by ordering Chinese food of course
Broke out some succulent Kerrygold for my toast.
January 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Broke out some succulent Kerrygold for my toast.
I remember when he spun this about fellow Z lister and boyband fella Andy Scott Lee
January 16, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I remember when he spun this about fellow Z lister and boyband fella Andy Scott Lee
Me opening Vinted to find yet another message from someone wanting to negotiate the price of a skirt worth roughly £2.00 to £3.00
January 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Me opening Vinted to find yet another message from someone wanting to negotiate the price of a skirt worth roughly £2.00 to £3.00