Jordan 🦚
@floatalongfyl.bsky.social
Interested in photography, records, cooking, brewing and #LUFC
Hva' så.
Hva' så.
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
Somewhere, on a flight leaving LAX, is a Balkan man with an untreated cold, having had to leave his foot onion behind
totally enthralled by this oven mitt with an onion sitting on it at LAX with the words “2. Keep important medications with you” over it. I took dozens of photos
February 13, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Somewhere, on a flight leaving LAX, is a Balkan man with an untreated cold, having had to leave his foot onion behind
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New School Guidance announces:
Full bathroom ban.
Full PE ban.
Full school trip accommodation ban.
Trans kids will not go to the bathroom, do PE or go on any school trips. 1/
Full bathroom ban.
Full PE ban.
Full school trip accommodation ban.
Trans kids will not go to the bathroom, do PE or go on any school trips. 1/
February 12, 2026 at 5:48 PM
New School Guidance announces:
Full bathroom ban.
Full PE ban.
Full school trip accommodation ban.
Trans kids will not go to the bathroom, do PE or go on any school trips. 1/
Full bathroom ban.
Full PE ban.
Full school trip accommodation ban.
Trans kids will not go to the bathroom, do PE or go on any school trips. 1/
Sir Patrick Stewart
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Sir Patrick Stewart
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anyway the consultation shuts tomorrow, one minute to midnight UK time: www.gov.uk/government/c... Amnesty have some good guidance here. Go on: media.amnesty.org.uk/documents/Am...
media.amnesty.org.uk
February 11, 2026 at 8:49 AM
anyway the consultation shuts tomorrow, one minute to midnight UK time: www.gov.uk/government/c... Amnesty have some good guidance here. Go on: media.amnesty.org.uk/documents/Am...
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Genuinely, if you live in the UK you should so the consultation just to find out some of the unbelievable details of what's being proposed. Even with their spin and obfuscation it's shocking
the whole thing is of course completely revolting. 20 YEARS to settlement for refugees? no settlement if you’ve ever had a criminal conviction or a tax debt? 10 YEARS added if you’ve ever received benefits? partners and children on their own routes to settlement? What are you even TALKING about
February 11, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Genuinely, if you live in the UK you should so the consultation just to find out some of the unbelievable details of what's being proposed. Even with their spin and obfuscation it's shocking
Post a banger that isn't English
This is the only song I'll accept on birthdays now
youtu.be/gbYEZPNflFs?...
This is the only song I'll accept on birthdays now
youtu.be/gbYEZPNflFs?...
February 9, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Post a banger that isn't English
This is the only song I'll accept on birthdays now
youtu.be/gbYEZPNflFs?...
This is the only song I'll accept on birthdays now
youtu.be/gbYEZPNflFs?...
2nd February 1637
The biggest tulip seller in Utrecht: "tulip bulbs are not a bubble"
The biggest tulip seller in Utrecht: "tulip bulbs are not a bubble"
AI is not a bubble, senior executive at Nvidia supplier Wistron says reut.rs/4alMwI5
AI is not a bubble, senior executive at Nvidia supplier Wistron says
Artificial intelligence is not a bubble, and 2026 AI-related order growth will be more than last year, Simon Lin, the chairman of Taiwanese electronics manufacturer Wistron , said on Friday.
reut.rs
February 6, 2026 at 11:54 AM
2nd February 1637
The biggest tulip seller in Utrecht: "tulip bulbs are not a bubble"
The biggest tulip seller in Utrecht: "tulip bulbs are not a bubble"
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Zack Polanski, "Palantir.. £240 million contract last month"
"That was lobbied by Global Counsel which is Peter Mandelson's lobbying group"
"The idea that a defence company from the US has its fingerprints all over our healthcare system, alongside Peter Mandelson"
"That was lobbied by Global Counsel which is Peter Mandelson's lobbying group"
"The idea that a defence company from the US has its fingerprints all over our healthcare system, alongside Peter Mandelson"
February 4, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Zack Polanski, "Palantir.. £240 million contract last month"
"That was lobbied by Global Counsel which is Peter Mandelson's lobbying group"
"The idea that a defence company from the US has its fingerprints all over our healthcare system, alongside Peter Mandelson"
"That was lobbied by Global Counsel which is Peter Mandelson's lobbying group"
"The idea that a defence company from the US has its fingerprints all over our healthcare system, alongside Peter Mandelson"
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NEW: When a man at a Leeds game with his young son started shouting anti-gay slurs, he was challenged by 2 men - fellow fans who set up the club’s LGBTQ supporters group.
Andrew of @marchingout.bsky.social discusses a shocking incident and the “disappointing” response.
For @outsports.com #FvH2026
Andrew of @marchingout.bsky.social discusses a shocking incident and the “disappointing” response.
For @outsports.com #FvH2026
Fans taunted with gay slurs at Premier League game feel let down - Outsports
The handling of an incident of 'disgusting' homophobia leaves members of a large Premier League LGBTQ supporter group disappointed.
www.outsports.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:33 PM
NEW: When a man at a Leeds game with his young son started shouting anti-gay slurs, he was challenged by 2 men - fellow fans who set up the club’s LGBTQ supporters group.
Andrew of @marchingout.bsky.social discusses a shocking incident and the “disappointing” response.
For @outsports.com #FvH2026
Andrew of @marchingout.bsky.social discusses a shocking incident and the “disappointing” response.
For @outsports.com #FvH2026
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Under my leadership of the Labour Party, Peter Mandelson had no role, no influence and no part to play, because I do not trust the man and I do not believe the man.
February 4, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Under my leadership of the Labour Party, Peter Mandelson had no role, no influence and no part to play, because I do not trust the man and I do not believe the man.
As is tradition, I will be watching Bill Murray's seminal picture 'Groundhog Day' this evening
a man in a suit is holding a squirrel in his lap
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a squirrel in his lap
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:32 PM
As is tradition, I will be watching Bill Murray's seminal picture 'Groundhog Day' this evening
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The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
This fucking sucks.
Catherine O'Hara, the actor who starred as Kate McCallister in “Home Alone,” has died at 71, TMZ reports
Catherine O'Hara Dead at 71
Catherine O'Hara -- famous for her work in "Schitt's Creek," "Home Alone," and "Best In Show" -- is dead ... TMZ has learned.
www.tmz.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:48 PM
This fucking sucks.
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Geraldo Lunas
www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-br...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-br...
Donate to Help Us Bring Their Father Home for Goodbye, organized by Jeanette Pagan
My kids father Geraldo Lunas was taken by Ice and was in custody for a whil… Jeanette Pagan needs your support for Help Us Bring Their Father Home for Goodbye
www.gofundme.com
January 26, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Geraldo Lunas
www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-br...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-br...
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Current status of the fundraisers for those killed by ICE:
Renee Good: $1,499,580
Alex Pretti: $1,289,249
Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423
Parady La: $45,848
Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991
Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640
Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538
Geraldo Lunas: $2,260
Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
Renee Good: $1,499,580
Alex Pretti: $1,289,249
Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423
Parady La: $45,848
Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991
Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640
Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538
Geraldo Lunas: $2,260
Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
January 26, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Current status of the fundraisers for those killed by ICE:
Renee Good: $1,499,580
Alex Pretti: $1,289,249
Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423
Parady La: $45,848
Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991
Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640
Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538
Geraldo Lunas: $2,260
Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
Renee Good: $1,499,580
Alex Pretti: $1,289,249
Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423
Parady La: $45,848
Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991
Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640
Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538
Geraldo Lunas: $2,260
Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
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Luis Gustavo Núñez
www.gofundme.com/f/ayuda-para...
www.gofundme.com/f/ayuda-para...
Donate to Ayuda para regresar a mi hermano Luis Gustavo Núñez a casa, organized by Marvin Nunez
Mi hermano era una persona llena de vida y esperanza, siempre … Marvin Nunez needs your support for Ayuda para regresar a mi hermano Luis Gustavo Núñez a casa
www.gofundme.com
January 26, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Luis Gustavo Núñez
www.gofundme.com/f/ayuda-para...
www.gofundme.com/f/ayuda-para...
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Posting this as the VERIFIED GoFundMe for Keith Porter Jr. Thank you, @gotmyniinaa.bsky.social
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
Donate to Support for Keith Porter Jr. Daughters Future ❤️, organized by Franceola Armstrong
On New Year’s Eve, my life was forever changed when my son, Keith… Franceola Armstrong needs your support for Support for Keith Porter Jr. Daughters Future ❤️
www.gofundme.com
January 26, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Posting this as the VERIFIED GoFundMe for Keith Porter Jr. Thank you, @gotmyniinaa.bsky.social
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
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Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz
www.gofundme.com/f/luis-beltr...
www.gofundme.com/f/luis-beltr...
Donate to Luis Beltrán yanez cruz, organized by Karen pineda
hola.. me llamo Karen nuera del fallecido Luis Yanez el falleció el día martes ala 1 am el estab… Karen pineda needs your support for Luis Beltrán yanez cruz
www.gofundme.com
January 26, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz
www.gofundme.com/f/luis-beltr...
www.gofundme.com/f/luis-beltr...
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This is courage. Looking a masked, government fascist dead in the eye, face to face, knowing full well that your life is on the line.
If elected officials had 1/10th of Alex Pretti's resolve, we would have far fewer troubles.
If elected officials had 1/10th of Alex Pretti's resolve, we would have far fewer troubles.
January 24, 2026 at 7:56 PM
This is courage. Looking a masked, government fascist dead in the eye, face to face, knowing full well that your life is on the line.
If elected officials had 1/10th of Alex Pretti's resolve, we would have far fewer troubles.
If elected officials had 1/10th of Alex Pretti's resolve, we would have far fewer troubles.
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I don’t think a state that is threatening wars of territorial aggression and has random death squads wandering about its mid-tier cities assassinating civilians should be hosting the World Cup
January 24, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I don’t think a state that is threatening wars of territorial aggression and has random death squads wandering about its mid-tier cities assassinating civilians should be hosting the World Cup
Mate, it's gonna be like the final scenes of Return of the Jedi when he finally dies
January 21, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Mate, it's gonna be like the final scenes of Return of the Jedi when he finally dies
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Vote on this for a funny result voteyesornoai.com
Are you YES AI or NO AI? Vote now.
Big Tech doesn't care if you want AI or not. They should.
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January 17, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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Heba has not been tried, let alone convicted, but - like the other hunger strikers - her rights are trampled on, she is kept imprisoned without bail long past the legal limit and is treated as a convicted terrorist. But the government won't lift a finger to save her life.
The government sits and watches as Heba dies. It's heartbreaking, horrible, almost impossible to compute. Didn't people vote in the hope (however forlorn) of ending the Tories' psychopathic mode of government? Yet on it goes, under Keir Starmer. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
Imprisoned hunger striker linked to Palestine Action tells friend: ‘I’m dying’
Francesca Nadin visited Heba Muraisi, 31, in a Wakefield prison at the weekend and says ‘her body is shutting down’
www.theguardian.com
January 12, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Heba has not been tried, let alone convicted, but - like the other hunger strikers - her rights are trampled on, she is kept imprisoned without bail long past the legal limit and is treated as a convicted terrorist. But the government won't lift a finger to save her life.